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- A man hires the best hitman in the UK to kill his wife. Reasons: she has no income, she has no pension, she has never worked, she does not cook, she does not clean, she does not wash clothes, she doesn't even make love anymore, in short, she is good for nothing. Instead, she eats enormously, she eats like an elephant. It seems like a super easy job for the hitman. But life is full of unpredictability. It will be his last job. And it will be the end for the husband too.
- Don't be fooled by the title, it's specially chosen to arouse your curiosity and make you want to see the film at all costs. It's actually a love story, not so much romantic as comic. A man and a woman meet not exactly by chance, they break up to see each other again the next day, they don't see each other again because she doesn't come to the meeting, and then they meet again by chance after a while. Will they stay together this time?
- The night after Halloween, in a house located somewhere on the outskirts, a lonely woman hears very strange noises coming from beyond the door of her room. In a first phase, going out into the corridor to see what it's about, she doesn't see anything at all, she only thinks she hears heavy breathing from somewhere. But what follows next, is hard to imagine even by the mind of the most versed Horror author.
- He doesn't work for CIA, NSA, KGB, MI5, MI6, Mossad, French or Chinese Intelligence, he works for Gagauz Secret Services, he is Very Very Secret Agent Cochon. After 4 films and countless situations in which he behaved like a retard, Cochon got fed up. Aware that he's a moron (billions of individuals are not even aware), Cochon will make a change of huge proportions. Not waiting for Bill Gates or Klaus Schwab to insert their microchip, Cochon will insert his own microchip, which will make him immortal and all-powerful.
- This movie is nothing more than a parody of those "dumb movies" in which the characters shoot endlessly, dozens and hundreds of bullets without reloading the weapons. And the victims, like the famous example of Hrundi V. Bakshi (Peter Sellers in "The Party") practically do not want to die, even though they are shot dozens and hundreds of times. The film also parodies those fake artists, such as the many who think they are actors, musicians, etc.
- Traces of the famous Yeti have been seen all over the world. Many of them turned out to be just fakes. The media also calls him Sasquatch, ape, bear-like figure, Bigfoot or Wildman. But now we are in the vast Epping Forest where there are enormous footprints and even a shelter. Many women declared that met him. Some of them they said that they were raped by a creature like a ghost.
- Being a polyglot is a rare gift. Only elevated initiates like Furculision Fourchette possess the grace of the language gods, he, The French Teacher, speaks impeccably the language of Shakespeare and Byron, the language of Moliere and Corneille, plus other Latin and non-Latin languages. And, one of the special Latin languages, the language of infinite beauty, is the Romanian language, the one in which individuals such as Caragiale and Eminescu expressed themselves with divine grace. Is he Genius, is he just an epigone?
- He was once the greatest samurai. The most feared ever. Now he is nothing more than a lonely man and a dishonored samurai for disappointing his master Tinky Winky and Chewbacca. So he decided to commit an honorable Seppuku. But, he keeps postponing it from day to day. Not because he is a coward, not because he doesn't have a kaishakunin (assistant) to cut his head, but because he wants to perform a perfect Seppuku.
- A vampire is discovered during a dance with a woman who accidentally knocks off his wig.
- The very very secret agent Cochon is back, this is Part 3 of his adventures. Relentless, he continues to look for the spy with a huge ass, it seems that he found her this time, she is hiding in a crater, Copermic, on the Moon.
- In the very near future, when you turn 64, the government offers you a free visit to one of the nearest crematoriums. It is a one-way visit only.
- More than 7000 years ago, on planet Khutungu, there was a terrible android army, they conquered the whole Universe. Now they are extinct. This is the story of the last of them.
- Henry, an alien from Ugnutuhk, a dead planet, comes to Earth to look for Lily, the only woman which escaped by teleportation, after the hidden star beyond the Sun exploded.
- The invasion started long time before the villain press to begin the infamous campaign.
- It's a pure parody of the times we live in. My films always have messages, you don't have to be a genius to understand them. Sometimes maybe more subtle, even subliminal. One such example from this production is the character Bruce Lee Ciung, who fights against the Chinese authorities without having hands, like the brave young Chinese who recently rebelled against the totalitarian dictatorial regime in China, like those in Tiananmen Square in 1989, without to have hands being the metaphor. I won't explain everything, just watch the movie, it's really very special. It's a sketch film in which you will see (or discover for the first time) the amazing Sonya Namik, Simona Larka, Nick Field, Geoff Brooks, David Barker and last but not least Rodrig Andrisan,
- A lonely lady is looking for Yeti in the forest to benefit from some intimate pleasure in exchange for a bottle of beer. She finds him and dances a tango together, although neither of them has any experience as dancers, she not being a Ginger Rogers or Cyd Charisse, he not being a Fred Astaire. But, miraculously, they both manage to dance very well, even better than Paul (Marlon Brando) and Jeanne (Maria Schneider) from "Last Tango in Paris". But towards the end of the dance, something absolutely surprising will happen, Yeti's identity will be revealed.
- Wait until you'll see my tongue.
- A rather strange individual approaches a lady in the forest, showing her some panties and asking her to come with him to try them on at his house.
- These are the new adventures of the very very secret agent Cochon, this time very surreal and also very lethal. After arresting himself and spending 10 minutes in prison, Cochon follows again in the footsteps of the fat, huge-ass spy woman. He will face a very cunning arms dealer, Ringfinger, two Chinese spy women, he will be on the verge of being shot by one of them, saved at the last moment by Ringfinger, etc. etc., but at the end of the day, very tired, he seeks refuge in the Alfred Hitchcock Hotel, run by an eccentric and strange individual. Of course, he will not capture the dangerous spy woman. Will he ever catch her?
- Cochon is the worst secret agent, he has not caught and will never catch a spy.
- Everybody has to leave the Earth
- A hunchbacked man goes to the cemetery to visit a grave. He has no idea what horrible monsters he will meet, before and after. This is Rodrig Andrisan's Halloween 2022 movie, watch it at your own risk.
- It's the most beautiful time of the year, the long-awaited Christmas. But Santa Claus doesn't come anymore, everyone is waiting for him and he got lost, almost dead drunk somewhere in London... Another Santa Claus comes and steals everything he finds in houses, some kind of Robin Hood, he steals from the rich to give to the poor. .. The carolers only have hosts like Scrooge and instead of money they get eggs on their heads... A very well-known ancient character of about 2,000 years has to multiply some loaves and some fish again... And, in all this time, the fire burns brightly in the hearths of Buckingham and Balmoral palaces.
- Being chased by a giant monster, a little girl embarks on a journey by train from London Bridge up to Hastings. During this adventure, she will discover the extraordinary charm of the south coast of England.
- The adventures of the very secret agent Cochon become more and more unique and complex, as in no other film ever made on Planet Earth. The main stake is no longer the English "Fish and Chips" meal, but the traditional Romanian SARMALE, all the world powers want to have the recipe and would do anything to get it. Cochon will meet Jacinda Goering von der Loo again, disguised as a witch. He will expose her and have the sweet satisfaction of revenge. He will meet the terrible Yo Tzion Ping, the greatest Chinese secret agent, who wants the sarmale's recipe for the Chinese people. He will meet the man of the bushes, Opitek Ogotai Pingelik, who also wants the recipe for sarmale. Throughout the events, Cochon will learn that he is not the only depressed secret agent, he will meet also Matacambe, a finished secret agent, much more depressed than him. Cochon, in his despair, will talk, again, to a plastic man in the street. And, he will also meet a very strange coroner, Hilda, who operates on some unusual corpses, who is more drunk than sober and has a Teddy Bear as a secret lover. He will also meet Infidel Castron (a copy of Fidel Castro) and Nelu Mandel Bafto Delo Del (a copy of Nelson Mandela). Cochon will show that he's indestructible and will survive all these very bloody and extremely lethal confrontations.