Meh, Mediocre, & Just Plain Bad
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- DirectorMichael BayStarsShia LaBeoufMegan FoxJosh DuhamelSam Witwicky leaves the Autobots behind for a normal life. But when his mind is filled with cryptic symbols, the Decepticons target him and he is dragged back into the Transformers' war.Stands as one of the WORST OF ALL TIME. Lame sex jokes, Megan Fox butt shots, and robots crashing into each other repeatedly. Clever only if you think little dogs humping each other is the height of hilarity. Wait til you see a robot hump Megan Fox- Ha ha *groan* The worst part- it never ends!
- DirectorNelson McCormickStarsBrittany SnowScott PorterJessica StroupDonna's senior prom is supposed to be the best night of her life, though a sadistic killer from her past has different plans for her and her friends.Not even a smidgeon scary. No characters to care about. Lame killings. Laughably bad. The actors did their best with a terrible script, but not even OK acting could save this dud.
- DirectorEric LeiserStarsEd K. GildersleeveNikki HaddadJessi HaddadDr. Reineger is a child neuro-psychologist who has become confident that the twin Anna has a form of autism called Asperger's Syndrome, rendering her unable to cope with reality. As for her blind sister, Sarah, the Doctor cannot say for sure why her visions map so closely to Anna's. At home, their father leaves the family. To escape the pain, the girls sink deeper and deeper into their imaginations. When a major earthquake takes their mother's life, Reineger is left with helping the now-orphaned twins cope, while at the same time dealing with his own struggle concerning the girls' prophetic visions. The girls escape the institution. The subsequent search party can't track them. Have they indeed transcended the physical realm?Avoid this if you dislike pretentious garbage, grade-Z acting, or if you or anyone you care about has Asperger's Syndrome, as the film completely mangles the concept. For instance, in the trailer the doctor says that Asperger's children are intricately involved in their own imagination. If you know about Asperger's, you will know that is not the *defining* characteristic, many AS children are very literal and logical. Do your research, Leiser.
- DirectorAdam McKayStarsWill FerrellJohn C. ReillyMary SteenburgenTwo aimless middle-aged losers still living at home are forced against their will to become roommates when their parents marry.A really bad comedy. Unlike many, I do not *dislike* Will Ferrell. He can be good on certain occasions, such as "Stranger Than Fiction," and I get a good laugh out of some of his roles, such as "Land Of the Lost." That said, he is not a great actor, and this movie shows him at his worst. I cannot believe Richard Jenkins signed up for this.
- DirectorPaul WeilandStarsPatrick DempseyMichelle MonaghanKevin McKiddHannah surprises Tom, her best friend who is secretly in love with her, with the news of her engagement to a wealthy man. Things take a complicated turn when she asks Tom to be her maid of honor.Predictable as can be. Lame jokes, such as when the old woman puts a sex toy around her neck as a necklace. Patrick Dempsey is annoying, and there is generally nothing memorable about it.
- DirectorJoshua Michael SternStarsAaron EckhartIan McKellenBrittany MurphyA psychiatrist searches for insight into the life of his father, who was an acclaimed children's author. But he is shocked when his journey leads him to believe that the fantasy-land his father wrote about might actually exist.*SPOILERS AHEAD*
Warning- Ridiculous ending ahead. This film is mediocre until the ending, where a Schizophrenic (Ian McKellan) is allowed to live out his delusion on public property with *no* medication, supervision, or help in any way. *sniff* Happy endings always get me.