These recent films should have won these (fictitious and ilarious) awards...!!
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- DirectorJames CameronStarsSam WorthingtonZoe SaldanaSigourney WeaverA paraplegic Marine dispatched to the moon Pandora on a unique mission becomes torn between following his orders and protecting the world he feels is his home.
- Best sex scene censored
- Best cartoon CGI
- Best clone of Pochaontas tied to Dancing with Wolfes
- Best tearful scene
- DirectorSteven SpielbergStarsHarrison FordCate BlanchettShia LaBeoufIndiana Jones becomes entangled in a Soviet plot to uncover the secret behind mysterious artifacts known as the Crystal Skulls.
- Best commercial operation of the century
- Best directing for money (Steven Spielberg)
- Best Producing for money (George Lucas)
- Best recommended actor (Shia LaBeuf)
- Best Useless Actor (Ray Winstone)
- Best stupid character (palyed by John Hurt)
- Best broken promise (Steven Spielberg, "Small CGI, and traditional special effects"
- Best living mummy (Harrison Ford)
- Best WFT ending
- DirectorChristopher NolanStarsChristian BaleHeath LedgerAaron EckhartWhen the menace known as the Joker wreaks havoc and chaos on the people of Gotham, Batman must accept one of the greatest psychological and physical tests of his ability to fight injustice.
- Best marketing on a dead person
- DirectorRob MarshallStarsJohnny DeppPenélope CruzIan McShaneJack Sparrow and Barbossa embark on a quest to find the elusive fountain of youth, only to discover that Blackbeard and his daughter are after it too.
- Best budget-cut
- Best acting for money (Johnny depp)
- DirectorMatt ReevesStarsMike VogelJessica LucasLizzy CaplanA group of friends venture deep into the streets of New York on a rescue mission during a rampaging monster attack.
- Best sense of nausea tied to "[rec]"
- DirectorMichael BayStarsShia LaBeoufRosie Huntington-WhiteleyTyrese GibsonThe Autobots learn of a Cybertronian spacecraft hidden on the moon, and race against the Decepticons to reach it and to learn its secrets.
- Best pussy actress clone of another pussy actress (Rosie Huntington-Whiteley)
- Best boring end
- DirectorRoman PolanskiStarsEwan McGregorPierce BrosnanOlivia WilliamsA ghost writer, hired to complete the memoirs of a former British Prime Minister, uncovers secrets that put his own life in jeopardy.
- Best sought director (Roman Polansky)
- DirectorMarc ForsterStarsDaniel CraigOlga KurylenkoMathieu AmalricJames Bond descends into mystery as he tries to stop a mysterious organisation from eliminating a country's most valuable resource.
- Best incompetent and inadequate Director (Marc Foster)
- Best sex scene censored in a James Bond movie
- DirectorNeill BlomkampStarsSharlto CopleyDavid JamesJason CopeViolence ensues after an extraterrestrial race forced to live in slum-like conditions on Earth finds a kindred spirit in a government agent exposed to their biotechnology.
- Best scenes of explosion of bodies
- DirectorKathryn BigelowStarsJeremy RennerAnthony MackieBrian GeraghtyDuring the Iraq War, a Sergeant recently assigned to an army bomb squad is put at odds with his squad mates due to his maverick way of handling his work.
- Best Crapped at the Oscars towards a big Kolossal movies and its director