The worst movies ever released on the public

Alan Carr should have been run out of Hollywood, no the country for producing this vomit spill of a movie. Cashing in on the then fading popularity of The Village People and disco in general, this bio-pic of crap is badly filmed, badly staged, badly acted it's just bad everything. I enjoy a good camp film, but this is so uncomfortable to watch that even the most die hard bad movie fan won't be able to stomach it's panic attack inducing story. Five gay boys who make it big in the New York music industry? I was not aware New York had a music industry.... A pre nose job Bruce Jenner (before he married into the Kardashian cult) is a hoot as a stuck up right wing jock who within minutes has no problem sudsing up with The Villiage People in the shower at the YMCA.

Horrible remake of the classic 1972 "The Poseidon Adventure" stars nobody of importance except for Richard Dreyfus (wasted in this film) and Kurt Russell (Kurt what where you thinking?) the rest of the cast is right out of a Lifetime Movie and the script is D list if that. Don't waste your time with this massive flop, watch the original which to this day is still as great as it was 40 years ago.

Another horrible remake (they didn't even use a house that looks like the real one) the script is horrible and it was not scary in the least bit. The remakes need to stop because they all suck! Watch the original now on remastered DVD and Blu Ray, it still gives me the creeps.

A musical version of The Women, that should be your warning right there. No remake can top the 1939 original and this turkey is so painful to watch I still have not been able to sit though the whole thing. June Allyson is totally miscast as Mary Haines, Joan Collins can't act and destroys the Crystal Allen role. The film has that 1950's overproduced feel about it and the musical numbers are suicide inducing. Stay far away from this one

Some films should never be made, this is one of them. This has to be one of the worst remakes ever put on film. Don't waste your time on it, it's a disgrace to the industry.

Even die hard Joan Crawford fans won't be able to sit through this unexplainable MGM mess. Crawford and Jimmy Stewart as Ice skating superstars? that you never see skate. The dialogue is vomit inducing as is the entire story. No wonder Joan was put on the box office poison list, thankfully she was able to rescue her career with her next film, 1939's The Women, not even die hard fans should waste their time on this one.

With a top notch cast you would think this film could not miss, well it does big time. Steve Martin does not even try to act in this mess, his delivery is horrible, the script is horrible, the jokes are bad, even comedy heavy weight Madeline Kahn can't save it. I was only able to get through half before I had to take a xanax and shut it off.

I don't even know where to begin. The crew of this film must have been high while making it because it is one of the strangest and worst movies ever put on film. The actors (sic) can't act and seem stoned. Somehow poor Jayne Russell, looking bloated and a shadow of her former self does a cameo appearance as a drunk over the hill bar girl, it is so painful to watch you might need an oxy. If you are into "I can't believe I'm watching this" kind of movies this is for you, it is bad!

The only thing sadistic about this movie is being forced to watch it. I had heard some buzz (inaccurate to say the least) that this movie was so sick and creepy and really shocking for 1963. Well I only made it about 1/2 way before I felt my blood pressure dropping. This has to be one of the most boring movies ever made. The characters are horrible, the acting is horrible, there are scenes that last 10 minutes with no camera changes full of dialogue that has nothing to do with the movie! If your into black and white pointless films with characters out of a sideshow this is for you!

The only interesting thing about this movie is that it is David Hasselhoff's first movie when he was about 20. I saw this at the drive in years ago and if stomach churning horrible is your thing, this is your movie. These 30 something chicks (playing high school seniors) lick, bite, suck and screw anything in their path, which would not be so bad except the cast looks the Tuesday afternoon D list at a really bad strip club.

It is hard to believe that the mind behind the classic "Blazing Saddles" came up with this horrible comedy. Mel Brooks totally bombs here as do the rest of the cast and the painful script. This is one Mel should have left sitting on the shelf because it is just God awful, not even fun to watch as camp.