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- DirectorPamela FrymanStarsJosh RadnorJason SegelCobie SmuldersThe guys get invited to fight alongside Doug the Bartender. However, the fight doesn't go exactly how they imagined it to.
- DirectorPamela FrymanStarsJosh RadnorJason SegelCobie SmuldersWhen the gang learns that a bold, desperation date move got Robin into bed, Ted and Barney decide to try it out for themselves.
- DirectorPamela FrymanStarsJosh RadnorJason SegelCobie SmuldersWhile Barney celebrates a pregnancy false alarm, Marshall and Lily try to figure out if it's time to have a baby.
- DirectorPamela FrymanStarsJosh RadnorJason SegelCobie SmuldersThe gang tries to hide from Stella when they discover that they are eating at the same restaurant.
- DirectorMichael J. SheaStarsJosh RadnorJason SegelCobie SmuldersTed, Robin, Marshall, and Lily all begin getting cold feet because of their imminent life changes, and Barney tries to prove that he can pick up a woman while posing as an 80-year-old man.
- DirectorRob GreenbergStarsJosh RadnorJason SegelCobie SmuldersBarney is worried that the old gang is falling apart when Ted blows off a "Wrestlers vs. Robots" competition so that he can stay at a snobby party.
- DirectorKurt SutterStarsCharlie HunnamKatey SagalMark Boone JuniorBoth the ATF and the Russians prove to be obstacles as the club looks to heal old wounds and settle old scores.
- DirectorPhil AbrahamStarsCharlie HunnamKatey SagalMark Boone JuniorWith a member of the Samcro family held hostage, Jax must choose between revenge or the good of Charming.
- DirectorAdam ArkinStarsCharlie HunnamKatey SagalMark Boone JuniorWhile the club's on a man hunt, Jax faces the toughest decision of his life.
- DirectorGwyneth Horder-PaytonStarsCharlie HunnamKatey SagalMark Boone JuniorThe IRA wants proof that one of their own has flipped and Samcro intends to give it to them.
- DirectorStephen KayStarsCharlie HunnamKatey SagalMark Boone JuniorSAMCRO tries to get answers from Jimmy, but finds themselves in an explosive situation; and Unser looks into the attack at the gym while Tig and the others search for answers on their own.
- DirectorGuy FerlandStarsCharlie HunnamKatey SagalMark Boone JuniorWhen Samcro pays a visit to another charter, not everyone's happy to see the mother chapter.
- DirectorBilly GierhartStarsCharlie HunnamKatey SagalMark Boone JuniorThe Grim Bastards have a problem that could jeopardize Samcro's new business arrangements.
- DirectorStephen KayStarsCharlie HunnamKatey SagalMark Boone JuniorTo protect their territory, Sons of Anarchy must handle a rat at St. Thomas.
- DirectorGwyneth Horder-PaytonStarsCharlie HunnamKatey SagalMark Boone JuniorTo help his mom, his club, and his son, Jax conspires with an unlikely source; meanwhile, the MC puts Chucky undercover.
- DirectorGuy FerlandStarsCharlie HunnamKatey SagalMark Boone JuniorSamcro heads north to help Happy with a pharmaceutical favor in redneck territory. Gemma tries to put old family matters to rest.
- DirectorBilly GierhartStarsCharlie HunnamKatey SagalMark Boone JuniorThe club exploits its porn connections to entertain Henry Lin's clients, which doesn't sit well with one member.
- DirectorGwyneth Horder-PaytonStarsCharlie HunnamKatey SagalMark Boone JuniorTo get intel on Abel's whereabouts, Jax and the club help a bounty hunter track down a skip. Meanwhile, Gemma deals with family issues.
- 2007–202122mTV-144.8 (103)TV EpisodeDirectorChris RayStarsKris JennerKourtney KardashianKhloé KardashianWhen the family becomes divided after Khloe's physical altercation with Scott, Kris tries to repair the damage, but Kourtney continues to distance herself from Khloe.
- DirectorChris RayStarsReggie BushLamar OdomLizKourtney doesn't want a baby shower, so her family plans one behind her back.
- DirectorKeith SamplesStarsKirk AcevedoErnie HudsonTerry KinneyAugustus Hill's appeal is denied, despite the efforts of Said, who has better luck with Poet's poems. Meanwhile, O'Reily survives his lumpectomy, and now focuses his attention on Dr. Nathan.
- DirectorDavid BarrettStarsGrace ParkEsteban PowellAmy Price-FrancisAs William tries to finalize a bid on a new house, he is forced to babysit Henry, a relapsing client, until he can get him into rehab the next morning. But when Henry learns his wife plans to divorce him, he drags William on a manic chase across L.A. to find the one thing that will win his wife back: her diamond ring, sold to pay for drugs. William loses the house, but realizes it's a second chance with Melissa.
- 1987–199722mTV-PG7.8 (504)TV EpisodeDirectorGerry CohenStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearseAl is kicking Peg and the kids out of the house so he can watch Death Wish 6 3-D in privacy on pay per view. But Bud also needs the house for himself: his pen pal, Starla, is getting out of prison and is coming to see him. Unfortunately, Starla decides to rob the Bundy's at gunpoint. It turns out that she has escaped and is on the run, so she ends up holding the Bundy's hostage. Starla also has a dim-witted boyfriend, to whom Kelly becomes attracted to, and the feeling is mutual. Then the D'Arcy's, who are about to leave on a charity masquerade cruise, barge in and end up hostages as well.
- DirectorKelsey GrammerStarsKelsey GrammerJane LeevesDavid Hyde PierceCafe Nervosa isn't the same after it hires a guitarist named Ben to play ambient music, sending Frasier and Niles on a search for a new coffee bar.
- DirectorLeon IchasoStarsGrace ParkEsteban PowellAmy Price-FrancisWhen an undercover NARC and a Mexican mafia princess come to William for help, the girl's notorious father threatens to harm William's family if he doesn't stay away from her. Everything changes when William learns the NARC is in possession of stolen drugs, on the run from a dirty cop who wants them for himself.
- DirectorJames Whitmore Jr.StarsGrace ParkEsteban PowellAmy Price-FrancisWhen William is hired to clean Bobby Carmichael, a prize fighter, he discovers the boxer's siren wife, Angie, is also using. William wants to help, but the jealous Bobby won't let him near her. As Swenton learns the family's nanny isn't as innocent as she appears, William ignores Bobby and gets Angie into detox. But when an irate, relapsing Bobby comes calling, William realizes he's picked a fight he may not win.
- DirectorSteve BoyumStarsGrace ParkEsteban PowellAmy Price-FrancisWhen William finds out that Lula's idol, a gifted ballerina, is a junkie, he forces her into detox. He discovers that the rising star's habit is hiding potentiallycrippling spinal injuries. As the ballerina is forced to choose between her dreams and her life, William learns that drug use is common at Lula's studio, and faces his own cruel dilemma: remove Lula from the studio and end her dreams, or leave her in danger?
- DirectorBethany RooneyStarsGrace ParkEsteban PowellAmy Price-FrancisWhen a young man relapses into his drug habit, his mother--who wrote a bestselling book about their struggles--calls upon William. As he races to locate the missing boy, William realizes that the woman failed to reveal an important fact about her son.
- DirectorJack ClementsStarsGrace ParkEsteban PowellAmy Price-FrancisIn the wake of a meth lab explosion, William and his crew travel to the desert, where a desperate mother hopes to save her son from his debt to a big-time dealer. In this town fueled by the meth industry, they discover a corrupt police force and a boy sold into a life of drug-running.
- DirectorRichard DobbsStarsGrace ParkEsteban PowellAmy Price-FrancisWilliam and his team set out to help the people who have no one to go to bat for them. William tries to help an addicted police officer facing review from Internal Affairs--and harboring a dark secret. Swenton aids an alcoholic man and his high-functioning 10-year-old daughter, while Akani tries to convince a homeless addict that getting clean is worth the effort.
- DirectorRob SperaStarsJoe MantegnaPaget BrewsterShemar MooreWhen a series of tornadoes hits Kansas, the BAU is called in to investigate bodies of young boys that turn up in the aftermath of the storms. Also, work pressures cause tension on JJ's home front.
- DirectorBob BalabanStarsKirk AcevedoErnie HudsonTerry KinneyAlvarez knows who raped Glynn's daughter, but refuses to tell the warden. Wangler is making progress at school, but his cellmate, Adebisi, isn't a fan of higher education. When Hill's judge is convicted of accepting bribes, Said takes up Hill's case.
- DirectorGerry CohenStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearseMarcy wants the Bundys to stay indoors because her "identical" cousin Mandy is coming for a visit and Marcy does not want her to be repulsed by them. Mandy's flight, however, is early and she takes a cab. Since the D'Arcys are at the airport waiting for her, she comes to the Bundys. This leads to Mandy spending the day out with Al and Jefferson. Suddenly Peg and Marcy find themselves jealous.
- DirectorMark HelfrichStarsEmily DeschanelDavid BoreanazMichaela ConlinThe past and present collide when human remains from a 150-year-old slave ship, the Amalia Rose, surface. The team is tasked to give the deceased a proper burial but make an unforeseen discovery linked to a recent murder. In the course of the investigation, Booth and Brennan are led to a different kind of ship - a "Cougar" cruise - where they learn their victim was seen moments before his death. Meanwhile, Sweets struggles to maintain a casual relationship with Daisy, and Cam discovers a surprising and emotional connection to the Amalia Rose.
- DirectorIan ToyntonStarsEmily DeschanelDavid BoreanazMichaela ConlinFrom all over the world Brennan's former team reassembles to help Cam solve a difficult case of identifying an unknown baby's corpse, as her failure to do so may wreck her career. They soon realize this may not be just one case, but two.
- DirectorMilan CheylovStarsEmily DeschanelDavid BoreanazMichaela ConlinWhen the remains of a couple are discovered in a cave at National Park, the team must piece together the identity of the man and the woman as well as solve the crime. After interrogating two viable suspects, the team identifies the woman as a marketing executive who also served as her partner's AA sponsor, providing clues that lead them to expose the truth. Meanwhile, Booth's girlfriend and Afghanistan war correspondent, Hannah Burley, makes a surprise visit. After meeting Burley and sensing the couple's genuine happiness, Brennan re-evaluates her own relationship with Booth, and he tries to teach her that love is not always logical.
- DirectorTim SouthamStarsEmily DeschanelDavid BoreanazMichaela ConlinWhen Booth and Brennan are called to investigate decomposed remains found at the Jersey Shore, the team IDs the victim as Richie "The V" Genaro, a 23-year-old who partied the night before at a popular nightclub. Booth and Brennan question Genaro's peers including self proclaimed girlfriend Marie Galasso and the club bouncer, and Brennan surprisingly proves her pop culture savvy and anthropological expertise after watching what she believes to be a documentary on the inhabitants of the Jersey Shore, but was in actuality a reality show set there. Meanwhile, at the lab, the team grows fond of Booth's girlfriend, Hannah, and Angela tries to keep her pregnancy a secret
- DirectorDwight H. LittleStarsEmily DeschanelDavid BoreanazMichaela ConlinAfter a skull and decomposing hands are found in a dumpster, the team must not only solve the crime but also search for the rest of the victim's remains. Identified as Ray Raminsky, the victim turns out to be a bounty hunter in search of Charles Braverman, a man indicted for the murder of a co-worker. Meanwhile, Brennan is asked by Professor Bunsen Jude "The Science Dude" if he can shoot an episode of his children's show from The Jeffersonian Lab with Brennan as his special guest. Brennan initially turns him down, but is surprised when he makes her a deal she can't refuse, so she takes him on as a new "squintern." As the team pieces together the details of the crime, they discover that they are not alone in the hunt for Braverman and find themselves in a chase with an unexpected suspect.
- DirectorJeannot SzwarcStarsEmily DeschanelDavid BoreanazMichaela ConlinOn an isolated construction site, a skateboarder falls over a bump in a concrete slate - part of a young man's skull, identified from a rare dental tattoo as missing former ballet dancer Michael, who left the art to join street hip-hop art at a park with magician Johnny Wizard's informal, yet surprisingly competitive gang. The team follows a mold trace. Booth is however no less preoccupied by the safety of his lover, White House correspondent Hannah Burley, whose investigation for petty police corruption in D.C. proves physically dangerous.
- DirectorDarnell MartinStarsErnie HudsonTerry KinneyHarold PerrineauIn the 'Emerald City' experimental unit of Oswald State Penitentiary, we meet some of the diverse inmates who exist in a pecking order of Gangbangers, Latinos, Muslims, Westies, Aryans and Wiseguys.
- DirectorNick GomezStarsErnie HudsonTerry KinneyHarold PerrineauWith Schibetta and the prison brass in a race to uncover Ortolani's killer (for very different reasons), we see how inmates react to visits both from their wives and (in one case) family members who are also in prison.
- DirectorJean de SegonzacStarsErnie HudsonTerry KinneyHarold PerrineauFriction is growing in the wake of two deaths so Said, Wiseguy leader Schibetta and Gangbanger Jefferson Keane are brought together by Warden Glynn, who tells them to keep their boys quiet or else he'll lock the prison down.
- DirectorDarnell MartinStarsErnie HudsonTerry KinneyHarold PerrineauGovernor Devlin has reinstated capital punishment in the state--and the first Oz prisoner scheduled to die is Jefferson Keane, who killed a Latino in their skirmish. Before he's executed, Keane donates a kidney to his ailing sister.
- DirectorLeslie LibmanLarry WilliamsStarsErnie HudsonTerry KinneyHarold PerrineauThe infiltration of drugs into Oz has reached scary levels, and the efforts of McManus and Glynn to find out who's smuggling backfire in a deadly way. Despite a lockdown, drugs continue to trickle in--and the blame shifts to corrupt officials.
- DirectorAlan TaylorStarsErnie HudsonTerry KinneyHarold PerrineauRicardo is discovered to suffer from Alzheimer's; Beecher flips out and sends Schillinger to the hospital; mob boss Schibetta develops stomach problems thanks to some ground glass; and Said has a heart attack.
- DirectorDarnell MartinStarsErnie HudsonTerry KinneyHarold PerrineauA recovered Said ostracizes Huseni Mershah for turning his back on him when he was dying--and orders all the Muslims to cast him out. Impressed by Said's power, Groves decides to kill Glynn in his honor, but ends up stabbing an officer by mistake.
- DirectorJean de SegonzacStarsErnie HudsonTerry KinneyHarold PerrineauAfter a visit with his sons, Schillinger realizes he needs to get paroled. He convinces McManus to let him return to Em City with the condition that he leaves Beecher alone. Beecher comes out of the hole hell-bent on making sure Schillinger doesn't get paroled. McManus gets wind of Wittlesey and Ross' contraband operation and orders her to shut it down. Ross makes it very clear to her that this will not happen. The Muslims meet and discuss how the riot will begin. However, two rednecks beat them to it by fighting over a game of checkers. This causes all the inmates to get involved and they quickly overpower the COs who are trying to break it up. Said orders the Muslims to get out and seize control. Said pulls out the gun he acquired from a rookie CO and fires a shot into the air, causing Em City to quiet down. Said meets with Ross, Adebisi, O'Reily and Alvarez to discuss strategy and demands. Said agrees to let O'Reily, Ross and Adebisi control the main gate and Alvarez will control the hostages. Dobbins was seriously injured during the initial uprising and Hill convinces Vayhue to step up and help. Vayhue and Dobbins leave Em City only to be beaten up by SORT. The hostages require medical attention, so Alvarez and Said vote in favor of a doctor. However, Adedisi, Ross and O'Reily vote no. Governor Devlin orders the National Guard to surround the prison and take it back, but Glynn and McManus think they should see the demands first. McManus volunteers, to Devlin's disgust, to enter Em City to deliver food and check on the hostages. He tries to get COs Armstrong, Mineo and Wittlesey free in exchange for himself. He gets Armstrong and Mineo released, due to their injuries but Wittlesey has to stay. After reading the demands, Glynn realizes that the prisoners are being quite reasonable, however Devlin orders the National Guard and SORT to re-take Em City anyway. Meanwhile Ross' men and Adebisi's are constantly fighting, so Said tells O'Reily to switch Ross' men with Alvarez's at the front gate. A short tie later, Adebisi's men start to fiend due to the depletion of heroin, resulting in a major skirmish. Just as that situation is resolved and the Homeboys are tied up, the lights go out. Said realizes the situation and orders Ross to bring out the hostages as a front line of defense. Soon tear gas is thrown into Em City, then a tractor breaks through the barricade and gunfire rings out in Em City.
- DirectorNick GomezStarsKirk AcevedoErnie HudsonTerry KinneySeason Two premiere. In the aftermath of the riot that killed six inmates and two officers, Oz is locked down, and Emerald City prisoners are sent either to solitary or gen pop. A special committee is appointed to investigate the riot.
- DirectorUli EdelStarsKirk AcevedoErnie HudsonTerry KinneyTen months after the riot, Em City is reopened. A recovered McManus creates a council of group representatives to keep order, and initiates classes to help inmates get high-school equivalency diplomas.
- DirectorGlenn KershawStarsJoe MantegnaPaget BrewsterShemar MooreThe BAU team is at a crossroads as they are questioned by a Senate Committee for their retaliatory actions in the wake of Prentiss' loss, but an unexpected familiar face could help them win their case and keep the team together.
- DirectorKaren GaviolaStarsJoe MantegnaPaget BrewsterShemar MooreThe BAU team searches rural Oklahoma when women are found murdered after being robbed of one of their five senses. Also, JJ and Prentiss get the cold shoulder from Reid as he deals with their deception about Prentiss' presumed death.
- DirectorFélix Enríquez AlcaláStarsJoe MantegnaPaget BrewsterShemar MooreThe BAU team investigates a mass murder at an Internet security company in Charlottesville, Va., but clues reveal it is not a typical serial killer at work. Also, Prentiss must complete recertification training under Morgan's watchful eye.
- DirectorLarry TengStarsJoe MantegnaPaget BrewsterShemar MooreThe team travel to Boise, Idaho where a serial killer is murdering the survivors of a high school massacre that took place exactly ten years earlier.
- DirectorAnna FoersterStarsJoe MantegnaPaget BrewsterShemar MooreThe BAU team investigates the abductions of young children with troubled mothers in St. Louis. Also, Rossi reconnects with his first wife who has shocking news for him.
- DirectorGuy FerlandStarsJoe MantegnaPaget BrewsterShemar MooreThe BAU search California's Angeles National Forest after a number of bodies mysteriously turn up in the mountain lakes there. Also, Rossi struggles with an agonizing decision regarding his ex-wife.
- DirectorCharles S. CarrollStarsJoe MantegnaShemar MooreMatthew Gray GublerThe team investigates a suspected human trafficking ring; Hotchner suggests changes are coming; J.J. returns to the team.
- DirectorGlenn KershawStarsJoe MantegnaShemar MooreMatthew Gray GublerThe discovery of bodies buried in the ocean floor off Jacksonville prompts the BAU to intervene; Morgan's aunt suspects her missing daughter may be among the dead.
- DirectorDouglas AarniokoskiStarsJoe MantegnaShemar MooreMatthew Gray GublerThe BAU is called to a North Carolina mountain town after a woman is found badly injured and another is missing, and they discover that these two are not the only victims.
- DirectorNelson McCormickStarsJoe MantegnaShemar MooreMatthew Gray GublerThe BAU hunts a stalker in San Diego who is targeting college students. Meanwhile, the team comes under Strauss' scrutiny in the wake of the loss of Prentiss.
- DirectorJesse WarnStarsJoe MantegnaShemar MooreMatthew Gray GublerAs the BAU investigates targeted killings in Tampa, they also deal with their own feelings about the loss of Prentiss.
- DirectorAnna FoersterStarsJoe MantegnaShemar MooreMatthew Gray GublerThe BAU travels to Portland to investigate a suspected gang of murderers targeting a new victim each night.
- 2007–202143mTV-144.8 (101)TV EpisodeDirectorChris RayStarsKhloé KardashianKourtney KardashianKendall JennerKourtney and Scott find themselves pitted against her family, who loves to hate him. Khloé crosses the line during an argument with Scott. Josh Altman from "Million Dollar Listing" show Khloé and Lamar a house.
- 2007–20211h 25mTV-145.6 (127)TV EpisodeDirectorChris RayStarsLamar OdomKhloé KardashianKourtney KardashianKhloe announces to the world that she has been dating Lakers' star Lamar Odom for about 3 weeks. Lamar proposes to Khloe and she decides she and Lamar want a wedding in 9 days. She picks out her dress, flowers and she doesn't decide to tell Bruce.
- DirectorChris RayStarsKourtney KardashianKhloé KardashianLily AdelIt's a new chapter for the Kardashian sisters as Khloé and Kourtney take over Miami for the summer! As the girls get situated in their new posh surroundings, they must also learn to balance business and pleasure as they prepare to open their new Dash store in only four days. But when Kim flies out to help, she and Khloé get into a big fight that could threaten the future of Dash. Meanwhile, Khloé's nerves start to get the best of her as she readies herself for the debut of her new late-night radio show. And after a night of partying, Khloé finds herself in an awkward situation after she makes out with her cute co-host.
- 2009–201322mTV-145.1 (34)TV EpisodeDirectorChris RayStarsKourtney KardashianKhloé KardashianScott StorchAfter a week in Miami, Kourtney and Khloé start to realize what a party town it can be! When one of the Dash employees finds cocaine inside the store, Khloé keeps it in her purse and pulls it out during her live radio show. Her show is immediately taken off the air, while she's put on probation and pulls it out during her live radio show. Her show is immediately taken off the air, while she's put on probation and ordered to take a mandatory drug test to prove she hasn't been under the influence at work. Will her actions lead her to lose her dream job? Meanwhile, Kourtney makes a new friend Jackie at an art class and finds out that she's bisexual. During a night out at a lesbian club, Kourtney ends up making out with her new gal pal, but could this lead to something more serious?
- DirectorChris RayStarsKourtney KardashianKhloé KardashianJonathan ChebanThe Kardashian sisters may be single--but are they ready to mingle? While Khloé is embracing her single status, Kourtney is still hung up on her ex-boyfriend Scott. Determined to get Kourtney back in the dating pool, she holds open auditions at Dash in the hopes of finding some sexy, single men to go out with in Miami. But after a blind date goes horribly bad, will Kourtney end up missing Scott even more? Meanwhile, Kim comes to visit and gets peer pressured into getting drunk the night before an important photo shoot.
- DirectorChris RayStarsKourtney KardashianKhloé KardashianJohnnyIt's been six months since Kourtney and Scott broke up, but she still can't get over him. In fact, being in Miami has only made Kourt miss him more, so in an effort to move on, she goes on a boy crazy rampage. Khloé becomes concerned that her sister is spiraling out of control, especially when she ends up spending the night with her brother Rob's best friend JJ. Meanwhile, it's gay pride week in Miami and Khloé is torn when she's asked to participate in a drag queen "Khloé Kardashian Look-a-Like" contest to raise money for gay and lesbian equality.
- DirectorChris RayStarsKourtney KardashianKhloé KardashianErica MenaAfter six months of being single, Kourtney is still having trouble moving on from her ex-boyfriend Scott. So when he calls her out of the blue, she doesn't know what to think. Although she tries to avoid him, Scott tracks Kourtney down at a party and asks her out to dinner, which she can't refuse. Old feelings are rekindled and Kourtney finds herself falling for her ex all over again, but she's still not sure whether she's ready to get back with him, even after the two spend the night together. Meanwhile, when one of the employees at Dash starts stirring up too much drama, Khloé may be forced to fire her.
- 2009–201322mTV-144.9 (32)TV EpisodeDirectorChris RayStarsKourtney KardashianKhloé KardashianLarry JohnsonAfter she caught her last boyfriend cheating on her, Khloé is having serious trust issues with men. Her friends think it's time for her to move on and try hooking her up with potential dates, but she's still not ready to let down her guard. So when her friend Omarion comes to town for work, Khloe is shocked when he tells her he has feelings for her and would like to try taking their friendship to the next level. But when Khloé doesn't take his advances seriously, she risks ruining their relationship for good. Meanwhile, Kourtney helps save the modeling career of Carrie, one of the Dash employees, by placing her in her friend's fashion show.
- DirectorChris RayStarsKourtney KardashianKhloé KardashianErica MenaIn an attempt to go to Tampa for an appearance, Khloé, Kourtney and their friend Jonathan get stuck in the middle of the Florida Everglades when their car runs out of gas. And when a nasty storm heads their way, they're forced to spend the night in some strangers' home. Meanwhile, Kourtney thinks she could be pregnant after she realizes she has missed her period and comes down with a bad case of morning sickness.
- DirectorChris RayStarsKourtney KardashianKhloé KardashianDanielle WilliamsAfter several pregnancy tests turn out positive, Kourtney and Scott visit a gynecologist and confirm that's she's pregnant with his child. Now, Kourtney must decide whether or not she's ready to become a mom. She also knows her family still has some hard feelings about Scott, so she's scared to tell them the big news. When Kourtney doesn't get the reactions she wants from her sisters, will it influence her decision to keep the baby? Meanwhile, Khloé and Kourtney's time in Miami has come to a close and the girls throw a big going-away party to say goodbye to all of their new friends.
- DirectorAndy AckermanStarsJerry SeinfeldJulia Louis-DreyfusMichael RichardsKramer finds Jerry's old birthday checks from his grandmother and insists he deposits them, which puts Nana in unexpected debt. Elaine accidentally tells the high talker a secret. Mr Pitt eats a Snickers bar with utensils.
- DirectorDennis SmithStarsMark HarmonSasha AlexanderMichael WeatherlyTony opens a letter, literally SWAK, dispersing a fine white powder; the gang does the drill. Kate and Tony get a free trip to Bethesda. Gibbs and company find both the bad lady and the solution of a two-year-old rape case at the USNA.
- DirectorKevin BrightStarsJennifer AnistonCourteney CoxLisa KudrowPhoebe tracks down her father, but isn't sure whether she should meet him.
- DirectorThomas SchlammeStarsJennifer AnistonCourteney CoxLisa KudrowMonica gets back together with 'Fun Bobby' and realizes why he is always so upbeat. Rachel starts dating a guy called Russ who bears an uncanny resemblance to Ross.
- DirectorThomas SchlammeStarsJennifer AnistonCourteney CoxLisa KudrowRachel's mom comes to visit with big news. Monica caters Carol and Susan's wedding. Phoebe becomes 'possessed' by the spirit of a recently deceased client.
- DirectorMichael LembeckStarsJennifer AnistonCourteney CoxLisa KudrowRoss goes to visit Marcel whilst on a trip to California and discovers he is working in commercials. Joey receives a fan letter from an attractive but unstable woman. Phoebe is asked to sing for children at a library.
- DirectorKathy BatesStarsKirk AcevedoErnie HudsonTerry KinneyWith their enmity at a boiling point, Adebisi poisons Schibetta--but not fatally. Now that his brother has turned himself in for murder, Glynn no longer owes Schibetta any favors.
- DirectorTerrence O'HaraStarsMark HarmonMichael WeatherlyCote de PabloTwo boys find the body of a Navy commander in a quiet suburban neighborhood; Gibbs and company investigate. EJ Barrett reappears from her hiatus but remains a target. Another man dies, and the gang protect EJ and find and catch the killer.
- DirectorJames L. ConwayStarsJared PadaleckiJensen AcklesParis HiltonSam and Dean head to a small town where people are murdered by famous dead icons. However the brothers come to a dead end when two teenagers reveal they saw Paris Hilton kidnap their friend.
- DirectorRob BaileyStarsGary SiniseMelina KanakaredesCarmine GiovinazzoA suicide's last words lead to the New Jersey grave of a victim of the Tanglewood boys; a banker is apparently killed by a call girl.
- DirectorEdward Allen BerneroStarsJoe MantegnaPaget BrewsterShemar MooreThe team heads to LA to investigate a number of brutal killings which turn out to be related to the creator of a graphic novel, Jonny McHale.
- DirectorJohn GallagherStarsJoe MantegnaPaget BrewsterShemar MooreThe team travels to Fredericksburg, Virginia, where women are being abducted, burned and mutilated. Soon it turns out that similar killings happened in the 1980s.
- DirectorAnthony HemingwayStarsJoe MantegnaPaget BrewsterShemar MooreTwo teenage girls go missing, one of which is soon found dead and freshly buried. The team soon suspects that the killings are related to the witness protection program.
- DirectorGlenn KershawStarsJoe MantegnaPaget BrewsterShemar MooreThe auction of the contents of a self-storage facility in Philadelphia reveal a possible serial killer in the making.
- DirectorEdward Allen BerneroStarsJoe MantegnaPaget BrewsterShemar MooreRossi determines that the case that haunts him has gone unsolved too long on its 20th anniversary, and the team horns in on his investigation despite his displeasure. Elsewhere, Reid and Hotchner interview a manipulative death-row convict.
- DirectorFélix Enríquez AlcaláStarsJoe MantegnaPaget BrewsterShemar MooreAn unusually high suicide rate in Pittsburgh appears to be the work of an Angel of Death.
- DirectorBobby RothStarsJoe MantegnaPaget BrewsterShemar MooreWhen a spree killing begins in a small Texas town, Reid's identification with the killer may endanger the girl with him, and cause Reid to put his own life in jeopardy.
- DirectorCharles HaidStarsJoe MantegnaPaget BrewsterShemar MooreThe BAU team looks into the real reasons behind an apparent mass suicide of a small group of youths at a military academy. Also, Hotch and Morgan butt heads when a team member could be in jeopardy.
- DirectorRob HardyStarsJoe MantegnaPaget BrewsterShemar MooreThe team investigates a string of brutal bludgeonings in Philadelphia, leading to the city's boxing scene in search of the killer. Hotch makes a connection with an attractive runner as they both train for a triathlon.
- DirectorLeslie LibmanStarsMark HarmonMichael WeatherlyCote de PabloA Navy woman lieutenant commander dies of gunfire; she has served as a Naval attaché overseas, and her husband is a detective for the Metro PD; Gibbs and company investigate; the widower's help does not help, but the gang solve the puzzle.
- DirectorTony WharmbyStarsMark HarmonMichael WeatherlyCote de PabloAt a diner an unknown person with a drawn pistol approaches Gibbs, who deals with him; then Gibbs experiences flashbacks and fantasies, which Franks explains. The next day McGee announces a decision, then the gang gear up and head out.
- DirectorRandy ZiskStarsTeri HatcherFelicity HuffmanMarcia CrossSusan tells Porter that she'll set up a nursery and watch over his and Julie's baby after Lynette firmly tells her son that she will not help raise her future granddaughter; Orson convinces Bree to go away with him to the Maine countryside - perhaps never returning to Wisteria Lane; Karen pleads with Gaby not to tell Roy about her condition; and good deeds never go unpunished when, after paying off Ben's loan shark, the thug sets his eyes on destroying Renee's life.
- DirectorJeff GreensteinStarsTeri HatcherFelicity HuffmanMarcia CrossSusan convinces Mike to go to the police when she discovers that Ben's loanshark is out to get him; Gaby is justifiably concerned when Carlos exhibits some strange behavior on his first day back to work; Tom's girlfriend, Jane, drops a bombshell on Lynette during Penny's birthday party; and Mrs. McCluskey, who is suffering from terminal cancer, asks Bree to help put an end to her life.
- DirectorTim SouthamStarsEmily DeschanelDavid BoreanazMichaela ConlinWhen human remains are discovered in the world's largest chocolate bar, a "sweet" event for a candymaker quickly turns bitter. As eccentric chocolate factory owner Jimmy Walpert deals with the tragedy, the team soon discovers that the victim was a mysterious character whose past is full of secrets, lies and love affairs. Meanwhile, Cam struggles with her daughter's decision to attend a university that fails to meet her high standards, and Hodgins asks Angela to arrange a party to announce her not-so-secret pregnancy.
- DirectorGordon LonsdaleStarsEmily DeschanelDavid BoreanazMichaela ConlinBooth and Brennan's next case leads them to a crime scene where a human carcass has literally melted into the dashboard of a charred truck. As the team investigates the case, they discover a gunshot wound in the victim, but learn that neither the fire nor the bullet was the cause of the victim's death. Additional clues lead them to a local high school where the victim's wife is a teacher. As a student-teacher relationship begins to surface and a pattern takes shape in the lab, the team is able to track down the murder weapon and solve the crime. Meanwhile, Sweets resists the temptation of allowing his feelings for Daisy to interfere with helping her pass a government psychological evaluation, and Hannah attempts to break the ice and warm up to Booth's son Parker.
- DirectorIan ToyntonStarsEmily DeschanelDavid BoreanazMichaela ConlinThe Jeffersonian team finds a body in a tree and Dr. Brennan discovers that the victim is practically a clone of herself.
- DirectorAlan TaylorStarsKirk AcevedoErnie HudsonTerry KinneySchillinger attempts to enlist Said to get him out of jail. Recovered from being poisoned, Schibetta is brutalized by Adebisi, losing 'control' of Oz. Meanwhile, Alvarez is bumped out of the Latino power seat by Raoul Hernandez, a.k.a. El Cid.
- DirectorMary HarronStarsKirk AcevedoErnie HudsonTerry KinneyCyril O'Reily, Ryan's brother, is imprisoned and falls under Schillinger's control. Ryan tries to get him away into Em City, but Cyril winds up in the hole. El Cid tells Alvarez there's only way he can 'stay in the game.'
- DirectorJean de SegonzacStarsKirk AcevedoErnie HudsonTerry KinneyIn the Season Two finale, Wittlesey is transferred to general population and replaced by Karl Metzger, a Nazi. Mack and another Aryan try to escape through Busmalis and Rebadow's hole. Hill gets the idea of escaping Oz by hiding in a coffin.