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- DirectorRoland EmmerichStarsWill SmithBill PullmanJeff GoldblumThe aliens are coming and their goal is to invade and destroy Earth. Fighting superior technology, mankind's best weapon is the will to survive.I know the villagers will grabbing their pitchforks and torches over the inclusion or accusing me of not liking this film because it was a huge blockbuster. That's not the case. This movie is BAD. The main reason I can't stand this film and most of his movies is Will Smith's smug look at the camera and wink acting style. Coming off the Fresh Prince he was a HUGE star and the whole Big Willy Style acting school is unwatchable. Throw in a couple of zeroes like Jeff Goldblum and Bill Paxton and that makes it excruciating. Roland Emmerich is Michael Bay's German equivalent with an environmentalist/global warming slant.
- DirectorBaz LuhrmannStarsLeonardo DiCaprioClaire DanesJohn LeguizamoShakespeare's famous play is updated to the hip modern suburb of Verona still retaining its original dialogue.First of all, I love Romeo and Juliet. I've read it half a dozen times and I love the Franco Zeffirelli-directed film a lot. It had an incredible soundtrack and young cast, you'll fall in love with a young Olivia Hussey and even cheer for a charismatic Michael Yorke as Tybalt. This was badly miscast and poorly directed. Baz Luhrmann is like Michael Bay if he had some kind of art house-indie film pretension to his filmography.
- DirectorJames CameronStarsLeonardo DiCaprioKate WinsletBilly ZaneA seventeen-year-old aristocrat falls in love with a kind but poor artist aboard the luxurious, ill-fated R.M.S. Titanic.Leonardo DiCaprio became a huge star after this film. Kate Winslet was beautiful and classy as the destitute heiress forced into a loveless marriage and DiCaprio, well he can't hold a candle to her. If you find yourself braving this 3 hour 30 minute monstrosity then watch it for her performance and not his. Everything else about this film stinks and the old Rose throwing away a fortune like that blue diamond at the end is just stupid.
- DirectorLana WachowskiLilly WachowskiStarsKeanu ReevesLaurence FishburneCarrie-Anne MossThe human city of Zion defends itself against the massive invasion of the machines as Neo fights to end the war at another front while also opposing the rogue Agent Smith.The Wachowskis made some great movies, Bound is a fun heist thriller and The Matrix is a great work of modern science fiction. That aside, the Matrix Reloaded and Revolutions sequel took the joy out of the first film and got bogged down in pseudo-religious garbage and technobabble.
- StarsPaul TelferElizabeth PerkinsSean AstinA chronicle of the life of the Greek hero who after killing his three sons must perform five labors to repent.This was really a television miniseries. Acting is terrible and like many adaptations of stories from Greek myth it has a cut and paste plot.
- DirectorMichael SchultzStarsPeter FramptonBarry GibbRobin GibbA small-town band hits it big, but it must battle a nefarious plot in the music industry.The Bee Gees and Peter Frampton couldn't save this horrible musical comedy.
- DirectorPeter SegalStarsEddie MurphyJanet JacksonLarry MillerScientist Sherman Klump's inventions, his upcoming marriage to his pretty colleague Denise Gaines, and his reputation, are threatened by his evil clone Buddy Love.Eddie Murphy + Fat Suit = crap
- DirectorDouglas SchwartzStarsHulk HoganFelicity WatermanCarol AltTerry "Hulk" Hogan stars as R. J. "Hurricane" Spencer who is an ex-Navy S. E. A. L. and confirmed bachelor struggling to make ends meet. In order to save his superboat THUNDER (and ultimately, his business) Spencer is forced into a marriage of convenience with the snobby Megan Whitaker. When Megan gets kidnapped it's up to Spencer and his partner Bru to save the day or risk losing everything.Hulk Hogan is the WORST pro wrestler to try acting. This was a pilot for an action adventure series with Hulk Hogan playing hero in a high tech speedboat. It's like an unholy marriage of Baywatch and Knight Rider.
- DirectorRob ReinerStarsLuke WilsonKate HudsonDavid PaymerA writer must turn out a novel in thirty days or face the wrath of loan sharks.Kate Hudson showed a lot of promise and was very good as "Band Aid" Penny Lane in Cameron Crowe's Almost Famous. Somewhere along the way she started making bad romantic comedies and never stopped.
- DirectorKeenen Ivory WayansStarsShawn WayansMarlon WayansKerry WashingtonA wannabe-dad mistakes a vertically-challenged criminal on the lam for his newly-adopted son.The (two untalented) Wayans Bros. steal the plot of a Looney Tunes short for a movie about a dwarf jewel thief hiding from the police in a childless couple's house.
- DirectorRaja GosnellStarsMartin LawrenceNia LongPaul GiamattiFBI agent Malcolm Turner goes undercover as a large, elderly woman to catch an escaped convict, but complications arise when he bonds with Sherry, the convict's ex-girlfriend and the woman's granddaughter.I thought Eddie Murphy abused the fat suit but he has nothing on Martin Lawrence who got three films out of this unfunny joke.
- DirectorJohn WhitesellStarsMartin LawrenceEmily ProcterNia LongAn FBI agent reprises his disguise as a corpulent old lady and takes a job as a nanny in a crime suspect's house.
- DirectorJohn WhitesellStarsMartin LawrenceBrandon T. JacksonJessica LucasMalcolm Turner and his stepson Trent go undercover at an all-girls school to flush out a killer.
- DirectorKeenen Ivory WayansStarsMarlon WayansShawn WayansBusy PhilippsTwo disgraced FBI agents go way undercover in an effort to protect hotel heiresses the Wilson sisters from a kidnapping plot.
- DirectorMichael GottliebStarsHulk HoganSherman HemsleyAfa AnoaiA former professional wrestler is hired to be the bodyguard/nanny for a couple of bratty kids whose inventor father is being stalked by a rival.Hulk Hogan is a pro wrestler turned bodyguard for some obnoxious kids whose absent minded inventor/millionare dad has some lame bad guys trying to steal his newest computer chip. David Johansen of the New York Dolls is the villain and he has a piece of shiny plastic glued to his head.
- DirectorDan AykroydStarsChevy ChaseDan AykroydJohn CandyA businessman and his friends are captured by a sadistic judge and his equally odd family in a bizarre mansion in the backwoods.A yuppie and a lawyer get trapped in a hellish New England town after being caught in a speed trap. Dan Aykroyd wrote and directed this. It's almost worth watching to see where his career and Chevy Chase's started to die a slow painful death. It's even more memorable for an appearance by Digital Underground and a very young Tupac Shakur.
- DirectorAlbert PyunStarsMatt SalingerRonny CoxNed BeattyFrozen in the ice for decades, Captain America is freed to battle against archcriminal The Red Skull.
- DirectorMark GoldblattStarsDolph LundgrenLouis Gossett Jr.Jeroen KrabbéWhen Frank Castle's family is murdered by criminals, he wages war on crime as a vigilante assassin known only as The Punisher.Dolph Lungdren is a hulking, non-acting, motorcycle-riding and living in the sewers Punisher. He kills a ton of Italian La Cosa Nostra and Japanese Yakuza with skull-handled knives and guns and that's about it.
- DirectorGuillermo del ToroStarsWesley SnipesKris KristoffersonRon PerlmanBlade forms an uneasy alliance with the vampire council in order to combat the Reapers, who are feeding on vampires.People try to point out Blade Trinity as the worst film in this trilogy but this is really the worst one. I liked Dr. Karen Jensen, the forensic hematologist, who teamed up with Blade from the first film and I think a movie about rescuing Abraham Whistler would been more interesting. Instead there were the Reapers, hybrid super vampires, that looked like fallout victims and fed on people and vampires. Blade also has a silly pseudo-romance with the vampire princess Nyssa for some reason. The weapons designer/mechanic character Scud was also nauseating.
- DirectorTom GreenStarsTom GreenRip TornMarisa CoughlanAn unemployed cartoonist moves back in with his parents and younger brother Freddy. When his parents demand he leave, he begins to spread rumors that his father is sexually abusing Freddy.Tom Green unleashes his special brand of banal stupidity on the world in the form of a movie he wrote, directed and starred in. It was a huge flop and Drew Barrymore soon divorced him.
- DirectorAaron SeltzerJason FriedbergStarsAlyson HanniganAdam CampbellFred WillardSpoof of romantic comedies which focuses on a man, his crush, his parents, and her father.The Antichrists of Comedy, Jason Freidberg and Aaron Seltzer, truly began their unholy reign of terror with this.
- DirectorJason FriedbergAaron SeltzerStarsSean MaguireKevin SorboCarmen ElectraA spoof of 300 (2006) and many other movies, TV series/shows/commercials, video games and celebrities. King Leonidas of Sparta and his army of 12 go to war against Xerxes of Persia to fight to the death for Sparta's freedom.
- DirectorJason FriedbergAaron SeltzerStarsCarmen ElectraVanessa LacheyNicole ParkerOver the course of one evening, an unsuspecting group of twenty-somethings find themselves bombarded by a series of natural disasters and catastrophic events.
- DirectorCraig MazinStarsDrake BellLeslie NielsenSara PaxtonOrphaned high school student Rick Riker is bitten by a radioactive dragonfly, develops super powers (except for the ability to fly), and becomes a hero.
- DirectorJason FriedbergAaron SeltzerStarsJenn ProskeMatt LanterDiedrich BaderIn this spoof of vampire-themed movies, teenager Becca finds herself torn between two boys. She and her friends wrestle with endless dramas that crescendo at the prom.
- DirectorKeenen Ivory WayansStarsAnna FarisJon AbrahamsMarlon WayansA year after disposing of the body of a man they accidentally killed, a group of dumb teenagers are stalked by a bumbling serial killer.The Antichrists of Comedy got their start with Keenan Ivory Wayans.
- DirectorKeenen Ivory WayansStarsAnna FarisMarlon WayansAntony AckerFour teens are tricked by a professor into visiting a haunted house for a school project.
- DirectorDavid ZuckerStarsAnna FarisCharlie SheenRegina HallCindy must investigate mysterious crop circles and video tapes, and help the President in preventing an alien invasion.
- DirectorDavid ZuckerStarsAnna FarisRegina HallCraig BierkoCindy finds out the house she lives in is haunted by a little boy and goes on a quest to find out who killed him and why. Also, Alien "Tr-iPods" are invading the world and she has to uncover the secret in order to stop them.
- DirectorDamien Dante WayansStarsMarlon WayansShawn WayansShoshana BushStreet dancer Thomas Uncles is from the wrong side of the tracks, but his bond with the beautiful Megan White might help the duo realize their dreams as they enter in the mother of all dance battles.
- DirectorJonathan MostowStarsArnold SchwarzeneggerNick StahlKristanna LokenA machine from a post-apocalyptic future travels back in time to protect a man and a woman from an advanced robotic assassin to ensure they both survive a nuclear attack.Save the future from the nerve scalding whine of Claire Daines' voice.
- DirectorErnest R. DickersonStarsDean CainVanessa WilliamsWesley SnipesIn 2025, Futuresport is the organized sport of the planet. But someone else is getting organized and their game is war.It's a TV Movie of the Week remake of Rollerball but this has Wesley Snipes with nappy dreds and a horrible accent.
- DirectorJohn McTiernanStarsChris KleinJean RenoLL Cool JThe big thing in 2005 is a violent sport which can have some pretty serious consequences... like dying.Rollerball was a cult classic product of a middle 1970's Cold War America. It came along at the right place and time. There was no good reason for remaking it.
- DirectorJohn McNaughtonStarsKevin BaconNeve CampbellMatt DillonA police detective uncovers a conspiracy behind a case involving a high-school guidance counselor when accusations of rape are made against him by two female students.A bad attempt at an erotic thriller. There's two crap performances from Denise Richards and Neve Campbell. Matt Dillon is a such a good sleazeball that he's almost fun enough to watch but not quite. For some reason there were 3 sequels to this made that went to DVD.
- DirectorUwe BollStarsJason StathamRon PerlmanRay LiottaA man named Farmer sets out to rescue his kidnapped wife and avenge the death of his son, two acts committed by the Krugs, a race of animal-warriors who are controlled by the evil Gallian.Uwe Boll is a German director responsible for numerous horrible adaptations of well known video game properties. The only thing admirable about him is his defense of his films. Boll went as far to invite several of his biggest internet critics to fight 10 round boxing matches in a bizarre PR stunt dubbed Raging Boll. He beat each of them since he has an extensive amateur boxing background and tried to pass that off as some kind of vindication. Boll even filmed this and released it as an extra for his film Postal. He apparently tried to acquire the rights to World of Warcraft but Blizzard laughed him off.
- DirectorNora EphronStarsTom HanksMeg RyanGreg KinnearBook superstore magnate Joe Fox and independent book shop owner Kathleen Kelly fall in love in the anonymity of the Internet, both blissfully unaware that he's trying to put her out of business.The Shop Around the Corner gets turned into an AOL advertisement. This movie's an embarrassment and an insult to the better films it imitates.
- DirectorGeorge LucasStarsEwan McGregorLiam NeesonNatalie PortmanTwo Jedi escape a hostile blockade to find allies and come across a young boy who may bring balance to the Force, but the long dormant Sith resurface to claim their original glory.Greed and stupidity are the central themes of the second Star Wars trilogy. The Sith Empire come out of hiding after 1000 years and the Old Galactic Republic and Jedi Order take it up the poophole. This was such a lazy and boring attempt at a film, bad dialogue, nonacting performances, and midichlorians are used as an explanation for The Force. I like Alec Guiness' original explanation, "the force is an energy field created by all living things. It sustains us, penetrates us and binds all living things together." Simple, mystical and none of the BS pseudoscience explanation of midichlorians.
- DirectorGeorge LucasStarsHayden ChristensenNatalie PortmanEwan McGregorTen years after initially meeting, Anakin Skywalker shares a forbidden romance with Padmé Amidala, while Obi-Wan Kenobi discovers a secret clone army crafted for the Jedi.This was a slight improvement from Phantom Menace but still extremely stupid due to an underwhelming and even camp performance from Hayden Christensen as Anakin.