10 Comedies that are the most Painful to Watch

If you weren't a clown hater before you saw this movie? You'll definitely be one after the first half hour of Death to Smoochy.

I had to sit through this movie because I actually purchased a ticket due to all the big stars that were involved with making this piece of painful garbage. That's why this film is number one on my list of painful comedies, because some poor sap will discover this movie while surfing for comedies on Netflix or at a video store in the future and say, "WOW, this movie stars Robin Williams and Ed Norton, and is directed by Danny DeVito!!! This has to be the best undiscovered, underrated comedy of the century."

Then end up in pain for the entire 109 minute movie run time in the belief that it has to get better due to all the funny people involved in making the movie.

Unfortunately, it only gets more-and-more painful for them as the movie gets worse-and-worse. Hopefully this review will save someone from having to endure the painful experience that I, and a few others were forced to endure when Death to Smoochy was originally released.

Instead of demanding my money back after Death to Smoochy eventually, and mercifully ended. I snuck into a re-release of Gladiator instead. Because DOG GONE IT! The movie industry owed me one.

Do you like pain and have a good sense of humor at the same time? If so, then this movie was made especially for you. Your maladjusted desire to inflict pain onto yourself will be satisfied, as your well adjusted sense of humor is continually assaulted by lame jokes and uninspired crap. I can't watch this movie because I'm into experiencing pleasure by laughing at funny stuff.

However, if that kind of thing sounds too old fashion "normal" for you, and therefore just isn't your thing? Then I recommend purchasing Plump Fiction and putting it on a continuous loop.

Comedy sequels are usually painful experiences, and Scary Movie 3 is far more painful than Airplane II or any of the Naked Gun Sequels. It's hard to put it in words just how painful this movie is to watch. Some have suggested that being dissolved in a Alkali bath would be the most painful way to die, because you get the sensation of being burned alive, but your brain will continue working so you will feel every single burning pain that happens to your body. So just try to associate that with the experience of watching Scary Movie 3.

I have yet to watch an Adam Sandler comedy were I haven't experienced at least some pain while watching the movie, and could easily just include every Adam Sandler comedy that was ever made on this list and be done with it. But, I'm just going to list the most painful Adam Sandler movie, and move on to other painful comedies instead.

While the scenes with Halle Berry in revealing clothing does lessen the pain of watching this very bad comedy just a little bit. However, having to watch John Goodman and Rosie O'Donnell in revealing clothing cancels that out to such an extent, it actually increases the pain of watching this live action version of The Flintstones.

This should have been a straight to video production and placed in the self-help section. In case anyone wanted to know how to make a unfunny movie that is very painful to watch.

I am an Eddie Murphy fan. He has done some genius comedy in the past. That's why I was so surprised to see him star in and even write such a low level and painfully offensive comedy. An unoriginal and thoroughly uninspired painful peace of crap this movie is.

Actually, I think this comedy is more of a painful sequel to watch than Scary Movie 3. However, because very few people saw the movie when it was originally released in 84', and is never broadcast anywhere today. And, it's pretty much forgotten about now. So, I don't think it's currently going to hurt very many people.

Therefore, I'm placing this comedy way down on my list of painful comedies to avoid. It's sort of the Mothman or the Bigfoot of painful comedies, in the sense that it's definitely a comedy that can hurt you very badly if you watch it. However, because the movie is such a rare sighting today, it's highly unlikely that you'll ever come into close enough contact with it for it to ever actually do any damage to you, or anyone that you know.

I was ready to turn this junk off after 5 minutes and that is some kind of a record for me. This "comedy" is absolutely painful to watch. Humor is as low quality as it gets with all those tired toilet jokes. One fart joke even lasts god knows how many minutes. I didn't laugh even once while watching this."

How painful is this comedy you ask? I think I read somewhere that Chris Farley actually cried the first time he saw himself in this. Whether that's true or not? It should give you an idea of just how potentially painful this comedy is to watch, when the star of the movie begins weeping at the sight of himself in the movie. And that's after being paid a lot of money to star in it, and gets to watch the movie for free. Just think how painful it is for someone who has to pay their hard earned money to see the movie.