The Worst movies I've ever seen
AKA my 1/10's
The worst of the worst. I recommend NEVER watching them.
The worst of the worst. I recommend NEVER watching them.
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- DirectorDarren DoaneStarsKirk CameronDarren DoaneBridgette CameronHis annual Christmas party faltering thanks to his cynical brother-in-law, former Growing Pains star Kirk Cameron attempts to save the day by showing him that Jesus Christ remains a crucial component of the over-commercialized holiday..I don't even know.
- DirectorZach HamerStarsAdrien GamacheNathan HamerTrey HatchIn 1905, a teenage Alice has just moved to the Pacific Northwest. She follows a mysterious man down a rabbit hole, leading her into Wonderland, a dark and curious world inhabited by characters from turn-of-the-century America and the Pacific Northwest.What the actual *beep*.
- DirectorBob ClarkStarsJon VoightScott BaioVanessa AngelA group of smart-talking toddlers find themselves at the center of a media mogul's experiment to crack the code to baby talk. The toddlers must race against time for the sake of babies everywhere.Couldn't last ten minutes or was it five? idfk.
- DirectorSean McNamaraStarsJon VoightSkyler ShayeCasey GrafWhen a Space Baby crash lands on Earth, the Baby Squad must race against time to stop an evil villain from taking over the universe.Oh. My. God.
- DirectorLawrence KasanoffStarsHilary DuffHaylie DuffCharlie SheenThe evil Brand X joins a supermarket that becomes a city after closing time.Literally made me ill.
- DirectorValerie BreimanStarsAdam SandlerBilly Bob ThorntonBilly ZaneA struggling young comedian takes a menial job on a cruise ship hoping for his big chance to make it in the world of cruise-ship comedy.Sandler's worst film, and that says something.
- DirectorSam Taylor-JohnsonStarsDakota JohnsonJamie DornanJennifer EhleLiterature student Anastasia Steele's life changes forever when she meets handsome, yet tormented, billionaire Christian Grey.Cant believe I actually attempted to watch this. It's worse than Twilight guys.
- DirectorJason FriedbergAaron SeltzerStarsCarmen ElectraVanessa LacheyNicole ParkerOver the course of one evening, an unsuspecting group of twenty-somethings find themselves bombarded by a series of natural disasters and catastrophic events.Title checks out.
- DirectorElizabeth BanksSteven BrillSteve CarrStarsEmma StoneStephen MerchantRichard GereA series of interconnected short films follows a washed-up producer as he pitches insane story lines featuring some of the biggest stars in Hollywood.How embarrassing...
- DirectorBill CondonStarsKristen StewartRobert PattinsonTaylor LautnerThe Quileutes close in on expecting parents Edward and Bella, whose unborn child poses a threat to the Wolf Pack and the towns people of Forks.117 minutes of wishing you were dead.
- DirectorJason FriedbergAaron SeltzerStarsSean MaguireKevin SorboCarmen ElectraA spoof of 300 (2006) and many other movies, TV series/shows/commercials, video games and celebrities. King Leonidas of Sparta and his army of 12 go to war against Xerxes of Persia to fight to the death for Sparta's freedom.Ok.
- DirectorJames WongStarsJustin ChatwinJames MarstersChow Yun-FatThe young warrior Son Goku sets out on a quest, racing against time and the vengeful King Piccolo, to collect a set of seven magical orbs that will grant their wielder unlimited power.Even worse than the god awful 'Last Airbender'
- DirectorJames NguyenStarsAlan BaghWhitney MooreTippi HedrenA horde of mutated birds descends upon the quiet town of Half Moon Bay, California. As the death toll rises, two citizens manage to fight back, but will they survive Birdemic?Why?
- DirectorJames NguyenStarsAlan BaghWhitney MooreThomas FavaloroA platoon of eagles and vultures attack Hollywood, California. Why did the eagles and vultures attack? Who will survive?Again.. Why? But more importantly.. How?
- DirectorLou SimonStarsJamie BernadetteKatie CarpenterLou SimonHigh school friends reunite after many years to spend a weekend in the mountains, but when everything goes wrong, there is no time for girl bonding.A story about a bunch of chicks walking in the woods, that's it. Oh and one of them gets killed by a bunch of leaves... leaves. I'm not sure why I didn't just turn it off at that point, horrible acting, horrible direction, horrible writing, horrible movie.
- DirectorMarco SchnabelStarsMike MyersJessica AlbaRomany MalcoPitka, an American raised outside of his country by gurus, returns to the States in order to break into the self-help business. His first challenge is to settle the romantic troubles and subsequent professional skid of a star hockey player whose wife left him for a rival athlete.Ugh. Lost respect for Myers after this one
- DirectorDeon TaylorStarsMike EppsZulay HenaoAlex HendersonAs Carl Black gets the opportunity to move his family out of Chicago in hope of a better life, their arrival in Beverly Hills is timed with that city's annual purge, where all crime is legal for twelve hours.A very very bad spoof movie. Every single person in this movie annoyed the hell out of me. Not a single joke worked, it's stereotypical trash and incredibly racist. Made me want to vomit.
- DirectorTrevor WallLisa OrtizStarsRob SchneiderHeather GrahamKen JeongWhen a real estate development invades his Arctic home, Norm and his three lemming friends head to New York City, where Norm becomes the mascot of the corporation in an attempt to bring it down from the inside and protect his homeland.lol.
- DirectorSheldon WilsonStarsStephanie HuntSarah DugdaleAlisha NewtonSomething happens when Sarah, Marley and Emma visit their aunt Cora. A strange creature is killing people one by one. The only way to survive from the creature: to hide until dawn.Painfully stupid.
- DirectorIsrael LunaStarsJustin ArmstrongGerald CrumSally GreenlandA group of unsuspecting theatre goers are trapped, after a ravenous spirit is resurrected and released from a Ouija board....
- DirectorSam MraovichStarsSam MraovichJamie Brett GabelMichael HaboushA pair of recently married gay men are threatened by the brother of one of the partners, a religious fanatic who plots to murder them after being ostracized by his church.Hahahahahaha no.
- DirectorBrett KellyStarsJody HauckeRichard GroenDixie CollinsAfter a crime boss has Tony Quinn blinded by acid, Tony is given the ability to see in the dark like a bat. Them he takes the guise of the Black Bat to see to it that crime does not pay and that the scales of justice are balanced once more.Utter trash
- DirectorTristan PriceStarsElias AlexandroMicheal CatalanoDavid E. CazaresWhen a Priest discovers his wife is deathly ill, he decides to go against his faith and use his knowledge of exorcisms to possess her in order to save her life.Fell asleep after ten minutes.
- DirectorLisa AzuelosStarsMiley CyrusDouglas BoothAshley GreeneAs a new year at school begins, Lola's heart is broken by her boyfriend, though soon she's surprised by her best friend, promising musician Kyle, who reveals his feelings for her.Perfect example of Hollywood garbage
- DirectorJohn SingletonStarsTaylor LautnerLily CollinsAlfred MolinaA young man sets out to uncover the truth about his life after finding his baby photo on a missing persons website.It's just incredible... how awful this movie is.
- DirectorScott SpiegelStarsKip PardueBrian HallisayJohn HensleyFour men attending a bachelor party in Las Vegas fall prey to the Elite Hunting Club, who are hosting a gruesome game show of torture.Disappointing.
- DirectorAlex WinterStarsIan HecoxAnthony PadillaMichael Ian BlackAn embarrassing video of Anthony surfaces online right before his fifth high school reunion. The Smosh dudes then take a portal into YouTube and race to change the video and re-write history before it blows Anthony's chances of reconnecting with his teen crush Anna.Magic Pocket Slave Monsters.