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- DirectorMark K. SamuelsStarsRoseanne BarrJohn GoodmanLaurie MetcalfMark and Becky find a tiny run-down trailer in a trailer park, and decide to make it home. Determined to fix up their home all on their own, they turn down offers of assistance from Dan and Roseanne, who in turn have to find covert way to help the kids out. Roseanne discovers that they will need to come up with $2,000 to prepay for the baby's doctor and hospital stay.
- DirectorJeff MeyerStarsCraig T. NelsonJerry Van DykeShelley FabaresDauber gets a new girlfriend and is worried coach doesn't like her which raises conflict because he doesn't think for himself.
- DirectorAdam RifkinStarsLinda CardelliniKarl A. D'AmicoCharles FleischerFitz, Brian, Sarah and Lexi try to save a doomed thanksgiving turkey by building a fake one, but when it gets struck by lighting...see everyone turn chicken!
- DirectorAndy CadiffStarsTim AllenPatricia RichardsonEarl HindmanMr Binford of Binford Tools dies. There is sadness for all except for Tim. He does not know how to cry, but learns how to show grief.
- DirectorPamela FrymanStarsJustina MachadoTodd GrinnellIsabella GomezEveryone participates in preparations for Elena's quinceanera; Elena reveals something about herself to her father.
- DirectorMark K. SamuelsStarsRoseanne BarrJohn GoodmanLaurie MetcalfA new diner is opening up across the street from Roseanne and Jackie's diner, and they are worried that it will spell the end for "The Lunch Box". To promote the new restaurant's grand opening, the owners hire Pat Harrington Jr., who played Dwayne Schneider from the 70's sitcom One Day at a Time (1975). When Roseanne discovers that they have a salad bar, and are serving loose meat sandwiches, she declares war. When adding a waffle bar, staying open late, and dressing up the menu doesn't seem to work, Roseanne decides to sabotage the new diner with raw fish, only to wind up stuck in an exhaust vent over a stove. The cast of Stomp does a dance at the diner.
- DirectorJeff MeyerStarsCraig T. NelsonJerry Van DykeBrian FelkerHayden and Christine struggle to keep Tim asleep and Hayden's team begins to suffer the consequences.
- DirectorRobert BerlingerStarsJohn LithgowKristen JohnstonFrench StewartThe Solomons experience their first Christmas.
- DirectorAndy CadiffStarsTim AllenPatricia RichardsonEarl HindmanTim and Al present the "man's kitchen" on Tool Time, but it costs so much that the head of Binford insists they cut back on expenses for the rest of the year - ruining Tim's big plans for the show's fifth anniversary program.
- DirectorJohn PasquinStarsRoseanne BarrJohn GoodmanLaurie MetcalfRoseanne feels she's sunk to an all-time low when she gets a job sweeping up hair at a hair salon.
- DirectorMichael LessacStarsBrett ButlerDave ThomasCasey SanderGrace and Rick are at his place kissing when a young woman enters through the front door. It's Rick's daughter, Amy, who has apparently seen many similar scenes and is quite rude to both of them. Later she volunteers to watch Libby and Patrick while Grace and Rick go out to buy a dress to wear to the symphony. While they're gone, Amy dyes Libby's hair dark like her own. This causes a fight between Grace and Rick, with Rick telling Grace not to tell him how to raise his children.
- DirectorJohn PasquinStarsTim AllenPatricia RichardsonEarl HindmanAt home: Jill's birthday is coming up and Tim has forgotten it. Luckily for him, the boys remind him. Jill says she doesn't need any presents - especially because the previous year, he got her a pressurized window washer. This year, she tells, Tim has to get her something thoughtful. In Tool Time: The show is shooting a makeover of a house - live. Tim has a truck on site. All that is needed for a catastrophe... Elsewhere: Tim learns a secret of Al's when they visit a women's clothes store to find a gift for Jill.
- DirectorJohn WhitesellStarsRoseanne BarrJohn GoodmanLaurie MetcalfPart 1 of 2. Roseanne plans an impromptu Christmas dinner party in January for Dan's father Ed, who couldn't be there for Christmas. She decides to invite Donald, a customer she knows at Rodbell's Coffee Shop, and Crystal, with a ruse, as a surprise fix-up for the two. Just before dinner is served, however, Roseanne is served a huge surprise of her own, forcing her to rethink her plans. When Dan is let in on the secret, he becomes irate, and stubbornly refuses to accept reality.
- DirectorJohn WhitesellStarsRoseanne BarrJohn GoodmanLaurie MetcalfPart 2 of 2. Roseanne throws Crystal a bridal shower and discovers yet another secret. Ed desperately tried to bond with Crystal's son Lonnie. Dan vehemently opposes this wedding, and is furious with Roseanne for participating in it against his wishes. Convinced that his father will ruin Crystal's life, Dan confronts the man in hopes of getting him to call the wedding off.
- DirectorGordon HuntStarsCraig T. NelsonJerry Van DykeMark DavenportHayden and Christine look into adopting a baby. During the process they run into problems.
- DirectorPhill LewisStarsJustina MachadoTodd GrinnellIsabella GomezGrandmama Lydia, the backbone of the family, disappears after a heated argument with Penelope (her daughter) about religion, and the family finds out just how much the backbone is needed.
- DirectorJames HamptonHoward MurrayStarsBrett ButlerDave ThomasCasey SanderGrace (who has a fear of heights) has to rescue a coworker who's stranded up on a construction beam. Quentin tries to fix a car engine with some "help" from his friends.
- DirectorJohn PasquinStarsTim AllenPatricia RichardsonEarl HindmanIn Tool time: It's Tool Time's salute to lubricants. Michael and Mario Andretti are going to make an appearance in the show. At home: Mark has chicken pox and Tim's never had it, which means that Tim has to move to Al's place for a while. Which means Tim finds out the answers to questions he never wanted to ask...
- DirectorGary HalvorsonStarsRoseanne BarrJohn GoodmanLaurie MetcalfThanksgiving for the Conners starts on a sour note with the news Dan won't be able to make it home for the holiday. However, Roseanne is thrilled she can afford to have the meal catered instead of spending an entire day in the kitchen. Family squabbles combined with a shocking revelation by Bev nearly ruins the evening. The family must contend with the fact that money does not necessarily buy happiness.
- DirectorJoel DickieStarsAshleigh BallSam VincentTabitha St. GermainBlythe lives in the big city, right above the Littlest Pet Shop, a day-camp for all types of pets. When she discovers she can talk to the animals, it's the beginning of music-filled, zany adventures with her new four-legged friends.
- DirectorAndrew D. WeymanStarsRoseanne BarrJohn GoodmanLaurie MetcalfRoseanne and Dan are troubled by Darlene's recent withdrawn behavior and try to get through to her with little success.
- DirectorGordon HuntStarsCraig T. NelsonJerry Van DykeCliff BemisHayden and Christine meet with a young pregnant woman, Julie, whose baby they would like to adopt.
- DirectorSean McNamaraStarsChrista B. AllenAnna Maria Perez de TagleKeegan McFaddenAfter hearing how the Slumber Party Girls achieved their singing success by staying focused on their goals, Cake and her friends are inspired to focus on goals of their own. Whether it's entering a poetry contest, or setting priorities for school and sports, this week's Cake TV craft, Cake's Goal Posts, offers a fun and visually inspiring way for viewers to explore short and long term goals.
- DirectorAlan MyersonStarsBrett ButlerDave ThomasCasey SanderGrace becomes addicted to pain pills. Russell accuses his friends of being disloyal when they shop at the new mall instead of his pharmacy.
- DirectorRod DanielStarsCharles GrodinBonnie HuntNicholle TomBeethoven, the St. Bernard dog, becomes a father, but his girlfriend Missy is dognapped, and his puppies are in danger of the same fate.
- 1991–199924mTV-PG7.8 (286)TV EpisodeDirectorAndy CadiffStarsTim AllenPatricia RichardsonEarl HindmanMark performs in the Christmas play at school. A neighbor puts up decorations a day before Tim does it, and it is because Randy is sharing Tim's secrets with that neighbor's granddaughter. Brad wants to go skiing instead of staying home.
- DirectorAndrew D. WeymanStarsRoseanne BarrJohn GoodmanLaurie MetcalfThanksgiving weekend sees another visit by friends and family including Nana Mary and a husband-less Bev.
- DirectorAndrew D. WeymanStarsRoseanne BarrJohn GoodmanLaurie MetcalfBecky and Darlene babysit Little Ed, while Roseanne accompanies Jackie and Crystal to bingo. After a few rounds, Rosie becomes a bona fide bingoholic!
- DirectorGordon HuntStarsCraig T. NelsonJerry Van DykeBill FagerbakkeLuther is given the job of general manager for the Breakers only to find he misses the coaching life.
- DirectorDavid TrainerStarsBrett ButlerDave ThomasCasey SanderGrace graduates college and is asked to give the commencement speech.
- DirectorGail MancusoStarsRoseanne BarrJohn GoodmanLaurie MetcalfThanksgiving is full of tension and anxiety when Roseanne gets alarming news about her baby from the prenatal clinic. The discomfort is only worsened when Nana Mary arrives with her new husband and upsets Bev, and the rest of the family, by discussing the two abortions she (Nana Mary) had years before.
- 2010–202022mTV-Y7.9 (414)TV EpisodeDirectorDenny LuMike MyhreJim MillerStarsTabitha St. GermainAndrea LibmanBrenda CrichlowRarity must fix her mane in time for a photo shoot after she accidentally uses a potion from Zecora that removes most of her mane and tail.
- DirectorJeff MelmanStarsParis BerelcIsabel MayJolie JenkinsThere's a rumor going around school that someone in the class has cancer. Katie tries out for the basketball team, and Lori starts working from home.
- 1983–198748mTV-PG6.9 (285)TV EpisodeDirectorMichael O'HerlihyStarsGeorge PeppardDirk BenedictDwight SchultzHannibal is playing a new aquatic monster, alligator-mutation Gatorella, so Face, who schmoozes up to the dumb blond starlet Jennifer 'Jenny' O'Hannorhan, scammed a plane even Murdock doubts airworthy, just seconds before Deckers MPs try to shoot it down, but they get to a tiny Mexican village- where the welcome is exactly the grim, armed opposite of Face's first visit. After the star Charles Lake walks off, leaving Face to fill in after finding a contract loophole, it turns out even the sheriff is in the power of major Ramon DeJarro, an Argentinian junta butcher...
- DirectorSteve BarronStarsDan AykroydJane CurtinRobert KnottAliens with conical crania crash-land on Earth.
- DirectorJack O'BrienStarsBrett ButlerDave ThomasCasey SanderEmmet is off with his buddies for Thanksgiving and Jean makes a big show of letting everyone that she will be all alone, forcing Grace to invite her. Rick is invited, too, and Grace asks him to be nice to Jean. Rick and Jean are getting along so well that it makes Grace mad. Wade helps her to see that she has come to expect chaos and without it she's not happy.
- DirectorJohn PasquinStarsTim AllenPatricia RichardsonEarl HindmanAt home: Jill starts experiencing stage fright when the time to give a speech at a fundraiser approaches. Tim promises to clean the house while Jill concentrates on the speech. True to his manners, Tim decides to rewire the vacuum cleaner with, you guessed it, more power! On Tool Time: Tim gives a house cleaning tip for men.
- DirectorGail MancusoStarsRoseanne BarrJohn GoodmanLaurie MetcalfDarlene resents Roseanne's sudden interest in her life when a boy asks her to her first school dance.
- DirectorMichael LessacStarsBrett ButlerDave ThomasCharles HallahanGrace has divorced her abusive husband and is on her own with three children. She gets a job at the refinery, one of the two first women hired. Grace is called away from work to the school where her oldest, Quentin, has been in a fight. As they talk, she realizes that he has known about his father's abuse. Grace's friend introduces her to the pharmacist.
- DirectorJohn PasquinStarsTim AllenPatricia RichardsonEarl HindmanAt home: Tim receives a chain letter with the instructions that it be sent forward to 10 people within 24 hours or else something bad will happen. Tim doesn't buy into that and disregards the letter, despite Jill's warnings. Randy breaks his new bike and has to figure out how to explain that to his parents. In Tool Time: Tim is late because his car battery had been dry and someone had parked in his space on the parking lot. He tells Al about the letter and he also warns Tim of the consequences. Turns out he sent Tim the letter and then later found a $20 bill on the street and won a shovel in a radio contest... and Lisa asks if she can stay the night at Al's place because the heating at her place does not work. Even after he accidentally dyes his hands green, Tim refuses to believe in the chain letter's curse because George Foreman himself is coming to make an appearance in Tool Time.
- DirectorGail MancusoStarsRoseanne BarrJohn GoodmanLaurie MetcalfBecky's lying about seeing Mark leads to her leaving home to stay with Jackie.
- DirectorGail MancusoStarsRoseanne BarrJohn GoodmanLaurie MetcalfRoseanne and Bonnie decide they each want Leon's job when he announces he's leaving, meanwhile Crystal goes into labor with only Dan as her coach.
- DirectorKimberly McCulloughStarsJustina MachadoTodd GrinnellIsabella GomezPenelope finds out about her apartment's garage, but it turns out that Lydia has been using it as storage. Schneider makes Elena the building's handyman.
- DirectorIvan ReitmanStarsBill MurrayJohn CandyHarold RamisTwo friends who are dissatisfied with their jobs decide to join the army for a bit of fun.
- DirectorJohn WhitesellStarsRoseanne BarrJohn GoodmanLaurie MetcalfRoseanne discovers her inner feminist when an invitation from Darlene's school to Dan for career day inspires her to speak to Darlene's class about being a homemaker.
- DirectorJohn BowabStarsBrett ButlerDave ThomasCasey SanderChristmas brings surprise for Grace about Quentin.
- DirectorJohn PasquinStarsTim AllenPatricia RichardsonEarl HindmanAt home: Brad is going on his first date, but is uncomfortable about having to learn how to dance. Jill's friend Karen is coming for a visit; she and Tim don't like each other. Karen mocks Tim about his power tools, saying that men buy them because they are insecure about their manhood, then claims men are aggressive and destructive and that society is male-dominated. Tim claims his relationship with Jill is an equal one, but Karen comes up with tricky questions to test that. On "Tool Time": Tim demonstrates how to apply laminate. The process involves a new instant glue, the use of which requires great care - which Tim does not quite manage.
- DirectorAndrew D. WeymanStarsRoseanne BarrJohn GoodmanLaurie MetcalfD.J.'s 10th birthday finds Roseanne with her back out and Bev visiting and constantly usurping Dan.
- DirectorMegan FollowsStarsRuby JaySaara ChaudryKamaia FairburnHolly tries to make Amy jealous by bringing Tyler to help paint a mural for the town's Bicentennial.
- DirectorRalph StrasserStarsMarny KennedyCharlotte NicdaoSophie KarbjinskiAmidst the buzz of the Singapore Sky Scrapers, three teenage friends have a major problem. It's dance performance time and Ally Henson, from Australia, Emma Schubert, from Germany and Jackie Lee from Singapore have no music!
- DirectorTerry HughesStarsJohn LithgowKristen JohnstonFrench StewartWhen an offended Nina quits as Dick's secretary, he gives Harry the job.
- DirectorGary HalvorsonStarsBrett ButlerDave ThomasCasey SanderGrace worries about how her new job is affecting the children at home.
- DirectorAndy CadiffStarsTim AllenPatricia RichardsonEarl HindmanIt's Halloween time and the pranks begin. A fan named Rose sends Tim cookies and starts calling him at home. Tim worries about an obsessive fan, but Jill dismisses it. Jill has her own plans for tricking Tim.
- DirectorJohn WhitesellStarsRoseanne BarrJohn GoodmanLaurie MetcalfRoseanne and Dan contend with a newly rebellious Becky when they forbid her to see her new boyfriend. First appearance of Glenn Quinn as Mark.
- 2010–202022mTV-Y7.2 (389)TV EpisodeDirectorDenny LuTim StubyJim MillerStarsTara StrongCathy WeseluckAndrew FrancisTwilight agrees to babysit Flurry Heart, however she finds it hard to keep the title of "World's Greatest Aunt" when she plans a jam packed day.
- DirectorSteven GarciaJoel DickieStarsAshleigh BallSam VincentTabitha St. GermainBlythe is wracked with guilt when her temporary lapse in judgment gets the Biskits suspended from school while Pepper is on pins and needles awaiting Vinnie's punishment for breaking his lucky rock.
- DirectorGail MancusoStarsRoseanne BarrJohn GoodmanLaurie MetcalfThe Conners receive a small inheritance from their Great-Aunt Harriet and decide to spend it on a nice dinner out. The evening takes a dark turn when Darlene unexpectedly comes home. She spends most of her time alienating and insulting her family until a surprising fact about her is revealed and her family bites back.
- DirectorGary ShimokawaStarsCraig T. NelsonJerry Van DykeGeorgia EngelHayden and Christine choose a guardian couple for Timothy, but they soon fear they made the wrong choice.
- DirectorPhill LewisStarsJustina MachadoTodd GrinnellIsabella GomezPenelope struggles with her depression after she decides to end therapy and stop taking medication.
- DirectorStephen HillenburgMark OsborneStarsTom KennyJeffrey TamborRodger BumpassSpongeBob takes leave from Bikini Bottom in order to track down, with Patrick, King Neptune's stolen crown.
- DirectorRichard ElfmanStarsLinda CardelliniSaadia PersadEsteban PowellHaving to Do a Second Research Paper for Science Class, Fitz Convinces Arnie to Let Him Into the Old Chemistry Lab Where He Finds a Bottle of Substances That Transform Him Into the Insane Dr. Hyde, a Chemistry Teacher Who Went Mad!
- DirectorJohn PasquinStarsTim AllenPatricia RichardsonEarl HindmanIn Tool Time: Al is excited because Bob Vila is in town signing his new book. When Al utters "I can't believe I actually got to talk to the pioneer of home repairs", Tim's ego can't take the blow. Then, Tool Time sponsor Mr. Binford announces that Bob Vila will be the guest in the following day's episode. What's even worse, Mr. Binford wants Tim to face Bob Vila in a challenge... At home: Tim makes Jill prep him for trivia questions. Randy has been bad at school - he got caught for bullying. Jill announces that she will invite the boy, Curtis, to come to their house so that Randy can apologize in person. However, when Curtis asks Jill how old she is and compares her to his grandma, then tells on the phone to his mom that their house is cooler and that Jill is much heavier than her, Jill's goodwill starts to evaporate.
- DirectorJohn WhitesellStarsRoseanne BarrJohn GoodmanLaurie MetcalfLeaving behind her days at the hair salon, Roseanne starts her new job as a waitress at Rodbell's, much to Becky and Darlene's horror.
- DirectorJohn PasquinStarsTim AllenPatricia RichardsonEarl HindmanOn "Tool Time": Tim has a tip on how to avoid hitting oneself on a finger while holding a nail. Tim also has received a fan letter which he decides to read out aloud to the audience. The writer of the letter and his friends are construction workers who have invented a way of "cooking with power and steel". Tim invites them to demonstrate this on the show. At home: Brad and Randy are ashamed of being seen in public with their "geek brother". Jill thinks she and Tim should tell Brad and Randy not to torment their little brother, but Tim has another idea: they have to "out-torment" Brad and Randy. They try Jill's idea, but when that seems to have no effect, Tim gets a chance to try his idea... Tim then finds some old 8-track tapes in the basement, and he and Jill start quizzing each other about the music of the 1960s and 1970s.
- DirectorJohn WhitesellStarsRoseanne BarrJohn GoodmanLaurie MetcalfJackie's in trouble when she has to perform the lead role in a community production of "Cyrano de Bergerac" and doesn't know her lines.
- DirectorMichael LessacStarsBrett ButlerDave ThomasCharles HallahanNadine talks Grace into going to a dance put on by The Second Time Around group, for divorced and widowed persons. Grace runs into, and is asked out by, Nadine's first ex-husband. Nadine and Wade invite the couple to dinner.
- DirectorMichael LessacStarsBrett ButlerDave ThomasCasey SanderJimmy brings the Kelly clan over to Grace's house for Thanksgiving after Libby feels ignored by Jimmy. Wade and Nadine decide to date.
- DirectorAndy CadiffStarsTim AllenPatricia RichardsonEarl HindmanFor Mother's Day, Tim and the boys plan for a hot tub, but they have to remove the swing set. Jill mentions she wants an herb garden. When she sees the swing set gone, she reminisces how much she enjoyed it. Tim gets the swing set back.
- DirectorAndrew D. WeymanStarsRoseanne BarrJohn GoodmanLaurie MetcalfThe family is falling apart when Roseanne is working 15 hour days both at the diner and the bike shop helping Dan.
- DirectorAndy CadiffStarsChristopher McDonaldJanine TurnerCameron FinleyTheodore "Beaver" Cleaver, age 8, has misadventures and learns life lessons in this entertaining, hilarious tale of a small-town Ohio family and the daily trials of life.
- DirectorJohn SguegliaStarsRoseanne BarrJohn GoodmanLaurie MetcalfThe Conner household is thrown into chaos with the arrival of Roseanne's parents who do nothing but criticize their daughters behind their backs.
- DirectorPamela FrymanStarsJustina MachadoTodd GrinnellIsabella GomezEveryone tells Lydia what she means to them.
- 1991–199930mTV-PG7.7 (385)TV EpisodeDirectorJohn PasquinStarsTim AllenPatricia RichardsonEarl HindmanJill mentions the need for another sink in the bathroom, and Tim promises to add one plus a whirlpool, and anything else Jill wants. Tim decides to make a "Tool Time" special about a bathroom re-do at his home because that way the show will cover much of the cost. Of course, things don't go as smoothly as planned...
- DirectorJohn PasquinStarsRoseanne BarrJohn GoodmanLaurie MetcalfTen minutes alone in the bathtub is all Roseanne wants, and when she doesn't get it, her fantasies take hold for thirty wild and musical minutes.
- DirectorCraig T. NelsonStarsCraig T. NelsonJerry Van DykeShelley FabaresDauber believes he has been contacted by aliens and considers leaving the Breakers, Orlando and Earth.
- DirectorJohn PasquinStarsTim AllenPatricia RichardsonEarl HindmanTim starts his dream hot rod project; he has only a frame to a 1934 Ford Roadster to begin with, but it's a start. Jill is more interested in the clogged sink, which to Tim is not an urgent matter. Because of that, Jill has already tried to unclog it herself and managed to drop Tim's precious screwdriver in. Suddenly Tim gets very upset and decides to teach the basics of plumbing to Jill. Soon they have a fight. Afterwards, Tim apologizes, but Jill doesn't feel she owes him an apology in return. On "Tool Time": Tim decides to teach basic home repair to women "in a simple language even a woman can understand".
- DirectorJohn WhitesellStarsRoseanne BarrJohn GoodmanLaurie MetcalfThe family barbecue sees Nana Mary's first appearance on the show. Family and friends (except Dan's father and Roseanne's mother) gather at the Conner household for food, drink and singing, and Roseanne's fellow waitress Bonnie, gets a chance to show what a great singer she really is. Beverley still manages to upset Roseanne and Jackie from the other end of the phone, but Nana Mary turns the tables on her.
- DirectorAndrew D. WeymanStarsRoseanne BarrJohn GoodmanLaurie MetcalfA one night stand prompts Jackie to improve her life by becoming a trucker.
- DirectorGail MancusoStarsRoseanne BarrJohn GoodmanLaurie MetcalfThe Conners gear up for their favorite holiday, with their traditional flair for trying to out-prank one another. Roseanne, the queen of Halloween, falls for the various elaborate pranks pulled on her by her family, for a change. Nancy is upset because she is painfully aware that Dan doesn't like her, so Roseanne sets out to convince her she is wrong by insisting that Dan pull a prank on Nancy, before Nancy sells her share of the diner to Leon.
- DirectorAlan RafkinStarsCraig T. NelsonJerry Van DykeClare CareyHayden gets a great Christmas gift from his ex-wife when he finds out that he is not a "marriage killer".
- 2010–202022mTV-Y6.5 (349)TV EpisodeDirectorDenny LuMike MyhreJim MillerStarsKelly SheridanJohn de LancieCathy WeseluckWhen Twilight leaves Starlight in charge of the School of Friendship, Discord is frustrated that he wasn't asked, so he does what he can to make Starlight's new role impossible.
- DirectorJohn SguegliaStarsRoseanne BarrJohn GoodmanLaurie MetcalfAs a tornado blows through Lanford, Roseanne & co. work to keep their cool amidst potential disaster.
- DirectorJeff MeyerStarsCraig T. NelsonJerry Van DykeNick BakayHayden is having a hard time on a talk show,but is relieved when Christine gets the job on the talk show.
- DirectorPhil Alden RobinsonStarsKevin CostnerJames Earl JonesRay LiottaIowa farmer Ray Kinsella is inspired by a voice he can't ignore to pursue a dream he can hardly believe. Supported by his wife, Ray begins the quest by turning his ordinary cornfield into a place where dreams can come true.
- DirectorTerry HughesStarsJohn LithgowKristen JohnstonFrench StewartTommy goes away to college, causing Dick extreme parental withdrawal. Meanwhile, Sally & Harry interview potential replacements, and Sally hires a "pretty boy" to be the new information officer.
- DirectorPhill LewisStarsJustina MachadoTodd GrinnellIsabella GomezRain ruins Valentine's Day plans, causing more than one couple to have their first fight. Schneider tries to hide his wealthy background from Avery.
- DirectorPhilip Charles MacKenzieStarsRoseanne BarrJohn GoodmanLaurie MetcalfLeon manipulates Nancy and Jackie into voting to serve breakfast at the diner, among other changes, without consulting Roseanne. Starved for attention, D.J. steals and wrecks the family car while joyriding, and a stressed-out Roseanne lashes out violently, which she quickly regrets. The power play between Leon and Roseanne escalates, and Dan advises Leon to back off, but when he realizes that Roseanne is not just being paranoid about Leon, he steps aside and leaves Leon to Roseanne's mercy.
- DirectorJohn WhitesellStarsRoseanne BarrJohn GoodmanLaurie MetcalfRoseanne's mother, Beverly, visits for the weekend, much to the dismay of the family. Roseanne tricks Jackie into coming over to help keep her from being alone with her mother. While confessing youthful transgressions to their Mom for fun, Jackie discovers that her parents always thought she had potential to make something out of herself; while Roseanne discovers that they always knew that she would "just" be an ordinary housewife and mother. Roseanne finds this revelation hurtful, and wonders if she treats her own daughters that differently.
- DirectorPhill LewisStarsJustina MachadoTodd GrinnellIsabella GomezSchneider shows Penelope how to use an app for online dating. She then places herself out on the dating game again after nearly 20 years.
- DirectorPhill LewisStarsJustina MachadoTodd GrinnellIsabella GomezRain ruins Valentine's Day plans, causing more than one couple to have their first fight. Schneider tries to hide his wealthy background from Avery.
- DirectorJohn PasquinStarsTim AllenPatricia RichardsonEarl HindmanTim plans to take Jill on a romantic Valentine's Day getaway.
- DirectorPhilip Charles MacKenzieStarsRoseanne BarrJohn GoodmanLaurie MetcalfDarlene discovers that D.J. has been sneaking off after school to attend church; D.J. gives Roseanne a hard time about morals when she accepts a mistaken delivery of a second stove at the diner.
- DirectorPhill LewisStarsJustina MachadoTodd GrinnellIsabella GomezPenelope finds out Elena and Syd secretly got a hotel room. A grounded Alex enlists Lydia to stand in line to buy him the latest designer sneakers.
- DirectorJohn PasquinStarsTim AllenPatricia RichardsonEarl HindmanTim wants Jill to throw out some of her clothes or he will remodel the closet. Brad has punched a boy in school who called him names after hugging his Dad.
- DirectorAndrew D. WeymanStarsRoseanne BarrJohn GoodmanLaurie MetcalfRoseanne clashes with her next door neighbor after their house is robbed while they are away for the weekend.
- DirectorAndy CadiffStarsTim AllenPatricia RichardsonEarl HindmanTim and Jill are upset to find out that Wilson is planning on moving to the forests of Ecuador.
- DirectorGail MancusoStarsRoseanne BarrJohn GoodmanLaurie MetcalfRoseanne and Dan decide to go out on the town one final time before the baby is born. After finding out that their diner table at the nice hotel they're staying at will be unavailable for quite some time, they crash a Bar Mitzvah taking place in the private dining room. Becky and Darlene discover a bottle of peppermint schnapps at the restaurant after closing and get wasted.
- DirectorJohn PasquinStarsTim AllenPatricia RichardsonEarl HindmanGreta is in the audience, and Al wants to ask her out. He is self-conscious and messes up on the show and asking Greta out. Jill suggests a double date with Tim & Jill, Al & Greta. Tim finds Jill's old diary and wants to read it.
- DirectorTrevor WallStarsAshley TisdaleKathleen BarrIan James CorlettWhen Shinji kidnaps a baby dragon during a class assignment, it gets loose in the human world with a bad case of fiery hiccups in the form of fireballs. Sabrina must find and return it to its mother, who is angrily attacking Enchantra and the other wizards and witches until her baby is safety returned.