Can these people just go away? Please?

1. Kathy Griffin

Kathy Griffin was raised in the near-west Chicago suburbs, in an Irish-American family. She has three older brothers and an older sister. When her parents retired to California, Kathy moved west with them after graduating from Oak Park River Forest High School, and began trying to break into show ...

Threatens to move from USA, but even Canada doesn't want her.

2. Sarah Silverman

Actress | Wreck-It Ralph

Sarah Silverman was most recently the host of the two-time Emmy-nominated weekly topical series, I Love You America, which streamed on Hulu and also received a Writers Guild Awards nomination.

Silverman is currently working on a musical adaptation of her 2010 memoir and New York Times Bestseller ...

"One of the most versatile talents in entertainment"? Who wrote this bio, your mother?

3. Joy Behar

Actress | Ice Age: Continental Drift

Joy Behar was born on October 7, 1942 in Brooklyn, New York City, New York, USA. She is an actress and writer, known for Ice Age: Continental Drift (2012), Hall Pass (2011) and Manhattan Murder Mystery (1993). She has been married to Steve Janowitz since August 11, 2011. She was previously married ...

Opinionated cow.

4. Hillary Clinton

Producer | State of Terror

In every role she has ever held -- as an advocate for women and kids, as an attorney, as First Lady, as Senator, as Secretary of State, and as the first woman in U.S. history to earn a major party's presidential nomination - Hillary Clinton has defied convention and stood up for what she believes.

...

She KNOWS there was collusion with Russia. She was there.

5. Whoopi Goldberg

Actress | Ghost

Whoopi Goldberg was born Caryn Elaine Johnson in the Chelsea section of Manhattan on November 13, 1955. Her mother, Emma (Harris), was a teacher and a nurse, and her father, Robert James Johnson, Jr., was a clergyman. Whoopi's recent ancestors were from Georgia, Florida, and Virginia. She worked in...

I thought she was moving to Canada?

6. Nancy Pelosi

Actress | 30 Rock

Nancy Pelosi is an American Democratic Party politician serving as Speaker of the United States House of Representatives since January 2019. She is the first woman in U.S. history to hold this position. As such, and having first been elected to Congress in 1987, Pelosi is the highest-ranking female...

We all wanted her to go, but she seems to be handling that dope AOC, so... never mind!

7. Al Sharpton

Actor | Mr. Deeds

Al Sharpton was born on October 3, 1954 in Brooklyn, New York, USA. He is an actor and writer, known for Mr. Deeds (2002), Malcolm X (1992) and Get on Up (2014). He was previously married to Kathy Jordan and Marsha Tinsley.

Most non-productive "famous person" ever.

8. Ellen DeGeneres

Producer | Ellen: The Ellen DeGeneres Show

Emmy-winning talk show host Ellen Lee DeGeneres was born in Metairie, Louisiana, a New Orleans suburb. She is the daughter of Betty DeGeneres (née Elizabeth Jane Pfeffer), a speech therapist, and Elliott Everett DeGeneres, Jr., an insurance agent. Her brother is musician and producer Vance DeGeneres...

*smh*

9. Gloria Allred

Actress | Rat Race

Gloria Allred was born on July 3, 1941 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA. She is an actress and producer, known for Rat Race (2001), John Q (2002) and Race (2008). She was previously married to William Allred and Peyton Huddleston Bray, Jr..

Gets paid regardless.

10. Kim Kardashian

Actress | Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor

TV star, entrepreneur, fashion designer, and author (New York Times best-seller - "Kardashian Konfidential"), Kim Kardashian was born in Los Angeles, California, to Kris Jenner (née Kristen Mary Houghton) and attorney Robert Kardashian. Her father was of Armenian descent and her mother is of mostly...

Kim! No normal person cares what you think!

11. Barbra Streisand

Actress | Yentl

Barbra Streisand is an American singer, actress, director and producer and one of the most successful personalities in show business. She is the only person ever to receive all of the following: Oscar, Tony, Emmy, Grammy, Golden Globe, Cable Ace, National Endowment for the Arts, and Peabody awards,...

When are you retiring from the public eye?

12. Jason Alexander

Actor | Seinfeld

Jay Scott Greenspan, known professionally as Jason Alexander, is an American actor, comedian, film director, and television presenter. An Emmy and Tony winner, he is best known for his role as George Costanza in the television series Seinfeld (1989), for which he was nominated for seven consecutive...

Funny as George Costanza; seems like a jerk otherwise.

13. Wanda Sykes

Actress | Monster-in-Law

Wanda Sykes has been called one of the funniest stand-up comics by her peers and ranks among Entertainment Weekly's 25 Funniest People in America. Her smart-witted stand-up has sent her career in many different areas.

She was previously seen in Comedy Central's Wanda Does It (2004), where she tried ...

14. Barack Obama

Producer | Leave the World Behind

U.S. President Barack Hussein Obama II was born in Honolulu, Hawaii. His mother, Stanley Ann Dunham, was a white American from Wichita, Kansas. His father, Barack Obama Sr., who was black, was from Alego, Kenya. They were both young college students at the University of Hawaii. When his father left...

"Thanks Barry!" - signed, the Ayatollah

15. Rosie O'Donnell

Actress | A League of Their Own

Rosie O'Donnell was born into an Irish-American family in Commack, Long Island. She is the third of five children born to Roseann Teresa (Murtha) and Edward Joseph O'Donnell, an electrical engineer for the defense industry. Her mother died when she was 10. She said that she watched TV nearly 24 ...

16. Michelle Obama

Producer | Leave the World Behind

Michelle LaVaughn Robinson Obama is an American attorney and author who served as the first lady of the United States from 2009 to 2017. She was the first African-American woman to serve in this position. She is married to former President Barack Obama.

Raised on the South Side of Chicago, Illinois,...

17. Michael Moore

Director | Bowling for Columbine

Michael Francis Moore was born in Flint, Michigan on April 23, 1954, and was raised in its Davison suburb. He is the son of Helen Veronica (Wall), a secretary, and Francis Richard Moore, who worked on an auto assembly line. He has Irish, as well as English and Scottish, ancestry.

Moore studied ...

He's Larry Mundello, all grown up.

18. Bruce Springsteen

Soundtrack | Blinded by the Light

Bruce Frederick Joseph Springsteen was born September 23, 1949 in Long Branch, New Jersey, USA. His father, Douglas Frederick Springsteen, worked as a bus driver, and was of Irish and Dutch ancestry. His mother, Adele Ann (Zerilli), worked as a legal secretary, and was of Italian descent. He has an...

Wears jeans; plays marathon shows; a regular guy? NOT! You're overdue on your move to Canada!

19. O.J. Simpson

Actor | Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult

Orenthal James Simpson, was an American former football running back, broadcaster, actor, advertising spokesman.

Simpson attended the University of Southern California, where he played football for the USC Trojans and won the Heisman Trophy in 1968. He played professionally as a running back in the ...

"Now that I've been paroled, I can go look for my wife's killer!"

20. Bill Cosby

Actor | The Cosby Show

Bill Cosby is one of the world's most well-known entertainers and comedians. William Henry Cosby, Jr. was born on July 12, 1937, in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, to Anna Pearl (Hite), a maid and William Henry Cosby, Sr., a U.S. Navy sailor. After 10th grade, Cosby joined the Navy and completed high ...

Hey look! I have the 2 criminals listed together!

21. Patton Oswalt

Actor | Young Adult

Patton Oswalt has been headlining at comedy clubs all over the United States since 1996, as well as appearing in his own standup specials on Comedy Central and HBO. He was chosen as Entertainment Weekly's "It" comedian in 2002. He is a regular on Late Night with Conan O'Brien (1993). His other ...

Co-captain of the "dumbing down of America" movement.

22. Gilbert Gottfried

Actor | Aladdin

At the tender age of 15, Gilbert Gottfried began doing stand-up at open mike nights in New York City and, after a few short years, became known around town as "the comedian's comedian". After spending several years mastering the art of stand-up comedy, producers of the legendary NBC late-night ...

Chalkboard? Meet nails!

23. Ben Stiller

Producer | Tropic Thunder

Benjamin Edward Meara Stiller was born on November 30, 1965, in New York City, New York, to legendary comedians Jerry Stiller and Anne Meara. His father was of Austrian Jewish and Polish Jewish descent, and his mother was of Irish Catholic descent (she converted to Judaism).

His parents made no real...

Was he a SNL cast member? He has the same "I am important/funny" attitude as those buffoons.

24. Larry the Cable Guy

Actor | Cars

Larry the Cable Guy was born in Pawnee City, Nebraska, as Daniel Lawrence Whitney. He is an actor and producer, known for Cars (2006), Cars 2 (2011) and Cars 3 (2017). He is also an original member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour. He has been married to Cara Whitney since July 3, 2005. They have two...

Poster boy for "IQ is overrated" movement.

25. Paul Shaffer

Actor | Hercules

Paul Shaffer was born on November 28, 1949 in Thunder Bay, Ontario, Canada. He is an actor and composer, known for Hercules (1997), This Is Spinal Tap (1984) and Blues Brothers 2000 (1998). He has been married to Catherine Maria Vasapoli since August 19, 1990. They have two children.

Somehow manages to glom-on to "real" rock stars at R&R Hall of Fame gigs.

26. Chelsea Handler

Actress | This Means War

Chelsea Handler was born in Livingston, New Jersey, to a Mormon mother, Rita (Stoecker), who was born in Germany, and an American-born Jewish father, Seymour Handler. She was the youngest of six children. In 2002, Chelsea was one of the stars of Oxygen's Girls Behaving Badly (2002). Chelsea got her...

Along with Chevy Chase and Pat Sajak, proof that just about anyone can get a talk show.

27. Simon Cowell

Actor | Scary Movie 3

Simon Cowell was born in Lambeth, London and brought up in Elstree, Hertfordshire. He is the son of Julie Cowell (née Josie Dalglish), a ballet dancer, and Eric Selig Phillip Cowell, a music industry executive. Simon started his career in the music industry working in the mailroom at EMI Music ...

Overstayed his welcome by about 10 years.

28. Jimmy Fallon

Writer | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

Jimmy Fallon was born in 1974 in Brooklyn, New York, to Gloria (Feeley) and Jimmy Fallon. He is of Irish, German, and Norwegian descent. He was raised in Saugerties, New York, which is in upstate New York. He has performed stand up, impressions and characters across the country, in some of the ...

Co-captain of the "dumbing down of America" movement.

29. Jimmy Kimmel

Writer | Jimmy Kimmel Live!

Jimmy Kimmel was born on November 13, 1967 in Brooklyn, New York City, New York, USA. He is an actor and producer, known for Jimmy Kimmel Live! (2003), The Man Show (1999) and Win Ben Stein's Money (1997). He has been married to Molly McNearney since July 13, 2013. They have two children. He was ...

Co-captain of the "dumbing down of America" movement.

30. Alec Baldwin

Actor | The Departed

Alec Baldwin is the oldest, and best-known, of the four Baldwin brothers in the acting business (the others are Stephen Baldwin, William Baldwin and Daniel Baldwin). Alexander Rae Baldwin III was born on April 3, 1958 in Massapequa, New York, the son of Carol Newcomb (Martineau) and Alexander Rae ...

Has-been struggles to stay relevant

31. Amy Poehler

Actress | Inside Out

Amy Meredith Poehler was born in Newton, Massachusetts, to high school teachers Eileen Frances (Milmore) and William Grinstead Poehler. Her brother is comedian Greg Poehler. She is of Irish (from her mother) and English, Irish, German, and Portuguese (from her father) descent. Amy was first ...

Just another SNL alum who thinks they are funny.

32. Steve Carell

Actor | The Office

Steve Carell, one of America's most versatile comics, was born Steven John Carell on August 16, 1962, in Concord, Massachusetts. He is the son of Harriet Theresa (Koch), a psychiatric nurse, and Edwin A. Carell, an electrical engineer. His mother was of Polish descent and his father of Italian and ...

Something tells me he's like his "The Office" character in real life.

33. Stephen Colbert

Writer | The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

Stephen Tyrone Colbert (pronounced "cole-BEAR") was born on May 13, 1964 in Washington, D.C., and grew up in Charleston, South Carolina. He is the son of Lorna Elizabeth (Tuck) and James William Colbert, Jr., a doctor and medical school dean at Yale, Saint Louis University, and MUSC. He is the ...

Tired schtick! Can we have the test pattern instead?

34. Jann Wenner

Actor | Jerry Maguire

Jann Wenner is Editorial Director of Wenner Media and the founder of Rolling Stone.

From its inception in 1967, Rolling Stone became the voice of a generation, and is one of the most successful and iconic magazines in publishing history, with numerous accolades including 15 National Magazine Awards....

Jerk who runs the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. When the voting doesn't go to his liking, he overrides the results.

35. Sheryl Crow

Soundtrack | Tomorrow Never Dies

Sheryl Suzanne Crow is an American musician, actress and singer from Kennett, Missouri. She is known for multi-genre songs such as "Soak Up the Sun", "Real Gone", "All I Wanna Do", "Tomorrow Never Dies", "Picture" and "My Favorite Mistake". Her songs can be heard in films such as Cars, Kangaroo ...

No-talent hack got famous on appearances only.

36. Halle Berry

Actress | Catwoman

Halle Maria Berry was born Maria Halle Berry on August 14, 1966 in Cleveland, Ohio and raised in Oakwood, Ohio to Judith Ann Berry (née Hawkins), a psychiatric nurse & Jerome Jesse Berry, a hospital attendant. Her father was African-American and her mother is of mostly English and German descent. ...

Was a nobody until she did nude roles, then all of a sudden she's winning awards?

37. Edward Rendell

Actor | In the Shadow of the Moon

After 34 years of public service, including 24 years as an elected official, Governor Rendell continues to pursue many of the same issues he was passionate about while serving. His commitment to making America a cleaner, more efficient place and to fostering investment in our nation's crumbling ...

Left a Pennsylvania legacy of corruption, higher taxes, and permanent annual mandatory toll increases on the PA Turnpike.

38. Donna Brazile

Actress | Army of the Dead

Donna Brazile was born in New Orleans, Louisiana, USA. She is a Democratic political strategist, adjunct professor, author, syndicated columnist, and television political commentator. She was also Al Gore's campaign manager for the 2000 presidential election. Author of the best-selling memoir "...

Purported "journalist" was nothing but an insider democratic mole who rigged the 2016 debates in Clinton's favor, and she STILL lost!

39. James Carville

Actor | The Adjustment Bureau

James Carville was born on October 25, 1944 in Carville, Louisiana, USA. He is an actor and producer, known for The Adjustment Bureau (2011), The People vs. Larry Flynt (1996) and The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford (2007). He has been married to Mary Matalin since November ...

Area 51 survivor?

40. William Shatner

Actor | Star Trek V: The Final Frontier

William Shatner has notched up an impressive 70-plus years in front of the camera, displaying heady comedic talent and being instantly recognizable to several generations of cult television fans as the square-jawed Captain James T. Kirk, commander of the starship U.S.S. Enterprise.

Shatner was born ...

Too bad Scotty beamed him up that last time.

41. Ice-T

Actor | New Jack City

The legendary gangsta hip-hop emcee Ice-T was born Tracy Marrow on February 16, 1958, in Newark, New Jersey. He moved to Los Angeles, California, to live with his paternal aunt after the death of his father while he was in the sixth grade; his mother had died earlier when he was in the third grade....

42. Sean 'Diddy' Combs

Actor | Get Him to the Greek

Sean "Diddy" Combs has cemented himself as one of the most successful entrepreneurs and cultural icons of all-time. Standing as a respected symbol of relentless ambition, for three decades Combs' unrivaled influence is only matched by an unparalleled ability to innovate, evolve, and consistently ...

43. Matt Damon

Actor | Good Will Hunting

Matthew Paige Damon was born on October 8, 1970, in Boston, Massachusetts, to Kent Damon, a stockbroker, realtor and tax preparer, and Nancy Carlsson-Paige, an early childhood education professor at Lesley University. Matt has an older brother, Kyle, a sculptor. His father was of English and ...

Self-important

44. Ben Affleck

Producer | Argo

Benjamin Géza "Ben" Affleck-Boldt was born on August 15, 1972 in Berkeley, California and raised in Cambridge, Massachusetts, to mother Chris Anne (Boldt), a school teacher, and father Timothy Byers "Tim" Affleck, a social worker. Ben has a younger brother, actor Casey Affleck, who was born in 1975...

Ditto

45. Snoop Dogg

Actor | Training Day

Snoop Dogg is an American rapper, singer, songwriter, producer, media personality, entrepreneur, and actor.

His music career began in 1992 when he was discovered by Dr. Dre and featured on Dre's solo debut, "Deep Cover", and then on Dre's solo debut album, The Chronic. He has since sold over 23 ...

The hero of shiftless people everywhere.

46. David Crosby

Actor | Backdraft

David Crosby was born on August 14, 1941 in Los Angeles, California, USA. He was a music artist and actor, known for Backdraft (1991), Hook (1991) and The Limey (1999). He was married to Jan Dance. He died on January 18, 2023 in Santa Ynez, California, USA.

Shouldn't you be moving to Canada about now?

47. Gene Simmons

Actor | Extract

Best known as the fire breathing, blood splitting and larger than life co-founder of the major hard rock group, KISS. Simmons was actually born Chaim Witz in August 1949 in Haifa, Israel, the son of Hungarian Jewish parents, Flóra "Florence" (Klein or Kovács) and Feri Yechiel Witz. He moved to New ...

I thought you said farewell about 3 tours ago?

48. George Clooney

Actor | The Ides of March

George Timothy Clooney was born on May 6, 1961, in Lexington, Kentucky, to Nina Bruce (née Warren), a former beauty pageant queen, and Nick Clooney, a former anchorman and television host (who was also the brother of singer Rosemary Clooney). He has Irish, English, and German ancestry. Clooney ...

Just shut up.

49. Julia Roberts

Actress | Pretty Woman

Julia Fiona Roberts never dreamed she would become the most popular actress in America. She was born in Smyrna, Georgia, to Betty Lou (Bredemus) and Walter Grady Roberts, one-time actors and playwrights, and is of English, Irish, Scottish, Welsh, German, and Swedish descent. As a child, due to her ...

50. Tim Allen

Actor | Toy Story

Timothy Allen Dick was born on June 13, 1953, in Denver, Colorado, to Martha Katherine (Fox) and Gerald M. Dick. His father, a real estate salesman, was killed in a collision with a drunk driver while driving his family home from a University of Colorado football game, when Tim was eleven years old...

51. Joe Rogan

Writer | The Joe Rogan Experience

Joe Rogan was born on August 11, 1967 in Newark, New Jersey, USA. He is a podcaster and writer, known for The Joe Rogan Experience (2009), NewsRadio (1995) and Zookeeper (2011). He has been married to Jessica Rogan since 2009. They have three children.

Think's he's real-life Rocky Balboa.

52. David Spade

Actor | Joe Dirt

Adept at playing comic brat extraordinaires both on film and TV, David Spade was born on July 22, 1964, in Birmingham, Michigan, the youngest of three brothers. He is the son of Judith J. (Meek), a writer and editor, and Wayne M. Spade, a sales rep, and is of German, English, Irish, and Scottish ...

Buh-bye!

53. Shania Twain

Soundtrack | I Heart Huckabees

Shania Twain was born as Eilleen Regina Edwards in 1965 in Windsor, Ontario, Canada, one of three daughters of Clarence and Sharon (Morrison) Edwards (sister Jill is two years older and Carrie-Ann three years younger). When she was age six, her mother remarried Jerry Twain, a full-blooded Ojibwa ...

54. David Letterman

Writer | Late Show with David Letterman

Television would never be the same after David Letterman made his second attempt at a show in 1982. But his career before becoming host of the show was quite an interesting and long one.

Letterman was born in Broad Ripple, a neighborhood in Indianapolis, to Dorothy Marie (Hofert), a church secretary...

Barney Rubble in a suit.

55. Roger Goodell

Actor | Draft Day

Roger Goodell was born in Jamestown, New York, about an hour south of Buffalo, on February 19, 1959, the third of five sons of Charles and Jean Goodell. The Goodell family moved to Bronxville, New York, in 1971, where Roger graduated from high school. A three-sport participant at Bronxville High ...

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

56. Britney Spears

Soundtrack | Crossroads

Britney Jean Spears was born on December 2, 1981 in McComb, Mississippi & raised in Kentwood, Louisiana. As a child, Britney attended dance classes, and she was great at gymnastics, winning many competitions and the like. But, most of all, Britney loved to sing. At age 8, Britney tried out for The ...

At least she doesn't shriek, like Mariah Carey.

57. Jerry Springer

Actor | Domino

Jerry Springer was born on February 13, 1944 in Highgate, London, England, UK. He was a producer and writer, known for Domino (2005), Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999) and Ringmaster (1998). He was married to Margaret 'Micki' JoAnn Velten. He died on April 27, 2023 in Evanston, Illinois,...

A large city once elected this guy as their mayor. "Inconceivable!"

58. Oprah Winfrey

Producer | The Oprah Winfrey Show

Oprah Gail Winfrey , often known simply as Oprah, is an American talk show host, television producer, actress, author, and philanthropist. She is best known for her talk show, The Oprah Winfrey Show, broadcast from Chicago, which was the highest-rated television program of its kind in history and ...

She's fat, she's thin, she's fat, she's thin. Yawn!

59. Stevie Nicks

Soundtrack | Sweet November

Stevie Nicks was born in Phoenix, Arizona. From an early age, she showed a love and aptitude for music, singing country and western duets with her grandfather when she was 4 years old. After moving to San Francisco, she began songwriting and performing at Menlo-Atherton High School, where she met ...

Can we trade you in for Christine McVie?

60. Harry Shearer

Actor | The Simpsons

Harry Shearer was born in 1943 in Los Angeles, California. His film debut was with Bud Abbott and Lou Costello in Abbott and Costello Go to Mars (1953), followed by The Robe (1953). Probably best known for his Saturday Night Live (1975) gigs, his NPR satire program "Le Show" and The Simpsons (1989)...

Was funny for about 1 year on SNL, then became just a self-important bore.

61. Don Lemon

Actor | Zoolander 2

Don Lemon was born on March 1, 1966 in Baton Rouge, Louisiana, USA. He is a writer and producer, known for Zoolander 2 (2016), Into the Storm (2014) and Black-ish (2014). He has been married to Tim Malone since April 6, 2024.

"News"? No.

62. Robbie Robertson

Music_department | Killers of the Flower Moon

Robbie Robertson was born on July 5, 1943 in Toronto, Ontario, Canada. He was a music artist and actor, known for Killers of the Flower Moon (2023), The Wolf of Wall Street (2013) and Ladder 49 (2004). He was married to Janet Zuccarini and Dominique Robertson. He died on August 9, 2023 in Los ...

Jan Wenner's lackey for hand-picking the R&R HOF winners.

63. Trevor Noah

Producer | The Daily Show

Trevor Noah is a South African comedian, television host, actor, and political commentator. He is the host of The Daily Show, an American satirical news program on Comedy Central.

Born in Johannesburg, Noah began his career in South Africa in 2002. He had several hosting roles with the South African...

"Funny" news got old about 2 years after Jon Stewart did it. You are way late to the party. Spare us your nonsense.

64. Mariah Carey

Soundtrack | Glitter

Mariah Carey was born in Long Island, New York on March 27, 1969. Her parents are Patricia Hickey (Irish-American) and Alfred Roy Carey (African-American/Venezuelan). Mariah attended Greenlawn's Harborfields High School. In June 1990, Mariah made her debut with her self-titled album, Mariah Carey ...

That's not singing, it's shrieking.

65. Don Henley

Soundtrack | In America

Don Henley was born on July 22, 1947 in Gilmer, Texas, USA. He is an actor and composer, known for In America (2002), Space Cowboys (2000) and Vertical Limit (2000). He has been married to Sharon Summerall since May 20, 1995. They have three children.

Yeah, he can sing and write songs, but lacking as a human being.

66. Andrew Cuomo

Actor | James and the Giant Peach with Taika and Friends

Andrew Cuomo was born on December 6, 1957 in New York City, New York, USA. He is an actor, known for James and the Giant Peach with Taika and Friends (2020), ITV Weekend News (1955) and The Daily Show: Ears Edition (2018). He was previously married to Kerry Kennedy.

Hey Andy, a governor is supposed to look out for his citizens!

67. Bill de Blasio

Actor | The Good Wife

Bill de Blasio was born on May 8, 1961 in New York City, New York, USA. He is an actor, known for The Good Wife (2009), Horace and Pete (2016) and Springfield of Dreams: The Legend of Homer Simpson (2017). He has been married to Chirlane McCray since May 14, 1994. They have two children.

Quite possibly the worst mayor of any city, anywhere, ever.

68. Bernie Sanders

Actor | My Ex-Girlfriend's Wedding

Bernie Sanders was born on September 8, 1941 in Brooklyn, New York City, New York, USA. He is an actor, known for My X-Girlfriend's Wedding Reception (1999), The New Corporation: The Unfortunately Necessary Sequel (2020) and Tucker Carlson Tonight (2016). He has been married to Jane Sanders since ...

Hopefully, we've seen the last of good ol' Bernie.

69. Elizabeth Warren

Actress | Alpha House

Elizabeth Warren was born on June 22, 1949 in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, USA. She is an actress, known for Alpha House (2013), Maxed Out (2006) and Capitalism: A Love Story (2009). She has been married to Bruce Hartllng Mann since July 12, 1980. She was previously married to James Robert Warren.

Good, she's gone. Let's keep it that way.

70. Jeremy Piven

Actor | Serendipity

Jeremy Piven was born on July 26, 1965 in Manhattan, New York City, New York, USA. He is an actor and producer, known for Serendipity (2001), Entourage (2004) and Grosse Pointe Blank (1997).

A minor-league Joe Rogan, but annoying nonetheless.

71. Owen Wilson

Actor | The Royal Tenenbaums

Self-proclaimed troublemaker Owen Cunningham Wilson was born in Dallas, to Irish-American parents originally from Massachusetts. He grew up in Texas with his mother, Laura (Cunningham), a photographer; his father, Robert Andrew Wilson, an ad exec; and his brothers, Andrew Wilson (the eldest) and ...

See Patton Oswalt; or Larry the Cable Guy

72. Tracee Ellis Ross

Producer | The Hair Tales

Tracee Joy Silberstein known professionally as Tracee Ellis Ross, is an American actress, singer, television host, producer and director. She is known for her lead roles in the television series Girlfriends (2000-2008) and Black-Ish (2014-2022). She owns Pattern Beauty, a hair-care line for curly ...

And take your mom with you!

73. Chevy Chase

Actor | Memoirs of an Invisible Man

Chevy Chase was born Cornelius Crane Chase on October 8, 1943 in Lower Manhattan, New York, to Cathalene Parker (Browning), a concert pianist and librettist, and Edward Tinsley "Ned" Chase, an editor and writer. His parents both came from prominent families, and his grandfathers were artist and ...

Seems like he's the same buffoon in real life as Clark Griswold is in the movies.

74. Anderson Cooper

Actor | Chappie

Anderson Cooper was born on June 3, 1967 in New York City, New York, USA. He is a producer and writer, known for Chappie (2015), Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016) and Anderson Cooper 360° (2003).

Raised as a mama's boy. Some things never change.

75. Bette Midler

Soundtrack | Beaches

Multi Grammy Award-winning singer/comedienne/author Bette Midler has also proven herself to be a very capable actress in a string of both dramatic and comedic roles. Midler was born in Honolulu, Hawaii, on December 1, 1945. She is the daughter of Ruth (Schindel), a seamstress, and Fred Midler, a ...

Please! I'm trying to eat.

76. Joe Biden

Actor | Parks and Recreation

Joe Biden became the 46th President of the United States on January 20th 2021.

He is an actor, known for Parks and Recreation (2009), Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego? (1991) and Great Performances (1971). He has been married to Jill Biden since June 17, 1977. They have one child. He was ...

"Pull my little strings, I'm your puppet." Bio says: "an actor, known for Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?". Yeah, that's about right.

77. Anthony Anderson

Actor | The Departed

Anthony Anderson is an American actor, comedian and game show host who is known for playing Louis Booker from Kangaroo Jack, Glen Whitmann from Transformers, Ray Ray from The Proud Family and Antwon Mitchell from The Shield. He also acted in Blackish, Hoodwinked, The Departed, Agent Cody Banks 2 ...

Your show "Blackish" was funny for a season or 2, then became self-righteous, overbearing noise.

78. Kamala Harris

Self | Whistleblowers: The Untold Stories

Kamala Harris was born on October 20, 1964 in Oakland, California, USA. She has been married to Douglas Emhoff since August 22, 2014.

Donna Ambrose?

79. Ashley Judd

Actress | Double Jeopardy

American actress and political activist Ashley Judd was born Ashley Tyler Ciminella on April 19, 1968, in Granada Hills, California. She grew up in a family of successful performing artists as the daughter of country music singer Naomi Judd and the sister of Wynonna Judd. While she is best known ...

"Look at me!"

80. Brian Roberts

Self | A Tribute to Anne Sweeney: Newhouse Mirror Awards

Brian Roberts is married to Aileen Kennedy. They have three children.

Won't rest until he has everyone's last nickel.

81. Chaka Fattah

Self | Gasland Part II

Chaka Fattah was born on November 21, 1956 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA. He has been married to Renee Chenault since April 7, 2001. They have two children.

Artie Davenport is as crooked as they come.

82. Bud Selig

Actor | Trouble with the Curve

Bud Selig was born on July 30, 1934 in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, USA. He is an actor and executive, known for Trouble with the Curve (2012), Yankeeography (2002) and The Top 5 Reasons You Can't Blame... (1999). He has been married to Suzanne Lappin since January 18, 1977. They have two children. He was...

Hall-of-Fame nose-picker. Thankfully, he has at long last gone away.

83. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Soundtrack | Knock Down the House

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, a former waitress/bartender, came to national attention in 2018 when she won her first run for political office, defeating ten-term incumbent Rep. Joseph Crowley in the primary election for the Democratic Party nomination for New York's 14th Congressional District and then...

Coffee waitress in over her head - enabled by the mental midgets in her district.

84. Rick Lagina

Producer | The Curse of Oak Island

Rick Lagina is known for The Curse of Oak Island (2014), The Curse of Oak Island: Drilling Down (2015) and Ancient Aliens (2009).

Over-dramatic spouter of faux-gravitas and every cliche imaginable on "Curse of Oak Island".

"Hey Rick, the Blankenships dug up the treasure in the off-season after season 1, while you and your crew went home. Stop milking this wild-goose chase!"

85. Jack Begley

Producer | The Curse of Oak Island

Jack Begley is known for The Curse of Oak Island (2014), The Curse of Oak Island: Drilling Down (2015) and Ancient Aliens (2009).

One of Lagina's many sycophants. At least he no longer wears the same green shirt every day.

86. Charles Barkhouse

Beyond Oak Island

Charles Barkhouse is known for Beyond Oak Island (2020), The Curse of Oak Island (2014) and The Curse of Oak Island: Drilling Down (2015).

Another Oak Island yes-man. No really, in every episode, his lines consist of "yep" and "uh-huh".

87. Gary Drayton

Self | The Curse of Oak Island

Growing up in Grimsby, Gary spent many years as a bottle digger in the UK, digging old Victorian trash pits and "mud hopping" along the river banks in search of old bottles, clay pipes, doll heads, and marbles. Some of the bottles he found dated back to the early 1600s and the clay pipes from the ...

Late-comer to the Oak Island Series. His specialty is planting metal objects, then when the camera is turned on, he "finds" them 100% of the time.

88. Mark Zuckerberg

Actor | Jannat: In Search of Heaven...

Mark Zuckerberg is the founder, chairman and CEO of Facebook, which he founded in 2004. Mark is responsible for setting the overall direction and product strategy for the company. He is also the co-founder and co-CEO of the Chan Zuckerberg Initiative, which is leveraging technology to help solve ...

Poster boy for Pompous Assholes. "F*ck the Zuck!"

89. Angelina Pivarnick

Actress | TNA iMPACT! Wrestling

Angelina Pivarnick was born on June 26, 1986 in Staten Island, New York City, New York, USA. She is an actress, known for TNA iMPACT! Wrestling (2004), XXistence and Customer Appreciation (2013). She has been married to Chris Larangeira since November 20, 2019.

A live-action Halloween costume!

90. Nicole Polizzi

Actress | The Three Stooges

Nicole Polizzi was born on November 23, 1987 in Santiago, Chile. She is a producer and writer, known for The Three Stooges (2012), Movie 43 (2013) and Supernatural (2005). She has been married to Jionni LaValle since November 29, 2014. They have three children.

Meatball schtick is old. (It is spelled "hoe" or "ho"?)

91. Deena Nicole Cortese

Actress | Mike on Much in Conversation With...

Deena Nicole Cortese was born on January 12, 1987 in New Egypt, New Jersey, USA. She is an actress, known for Mike on Much in Conversation With... (2018), Jersey Shore (2009) and Fear Factor (2017). She has been married to Chris Buckner since October 28, 2017. They have two children.

Drunken buffoon, with no redeeming qualities. (and this person is someone's mother???) (Funny how none of these last 3 trollops here have "Jersey Shore" among the credits they are "known for". I guess it really IS an embarassment.)

92. Andy Dick

Actor | Road Trip

Andrew Dick is an American actor, producer and comedian. He is known for playing Boingo from Hoodwinked, Kramer from Inspector Gadget, Mr. Sheepman from Clone High, Mambo from Happily N'Ever After, Dylan from The Reef, Barry from Old School and Nuka from The Lion King II. He was married to Ivone ...

Aptly named.

93. Cardi B

Actress | Hustlers

Cardi B was born Belcalis Marlenis Almanzar on October 11, 1992 in Manhattan, New York City, New York & raised in The Bronx, New York City, New York. She became an Internet celebrity after several of her posts and videos became popular on Vine and Instagram. From 2015 to 2017, she appeared as a ...

Another in a long line of "singers" whose "talent" is her body, not her voice.

94. Paul Teutul Sr.

Actor | Wild Hogs

Paul Teutul Sr. was born on May 1, 1949 in Yonkers, New York, USA. He is a producer and actor, known for Wild Hogs (2007), American Chopper: The Series (2002) and Algorithm: BLISS (2020). He has been married to Beth Dillon since July 29, 2007. He was previously married to Paula Teutul.

Oh, he's gone away already? It's about time! (And what a laughable mustache.)