Worst movies ever!!!!
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- DirectorHarold P. WarrenStarsTom NeymanJohn ReynoldsDiane AdelsonA family gets lost on the road and stumbles upon a hidden, underground, devil-worshiping cult led by the fearsome Master and his servant Torgo.can somebody please tell me WHY THE HELL DOES THIS PIECE OF COW CRAP STILL EXIST?! this is just terrible!! even by 1966 standards, it still falls totally flat on its ugly ass.
Jesus Christ, where to even *beep* start with this hunk of s**t? let's start with the writing... oh good god above, the writing. the writing in this thing's just absolutely criminal. it focuses on the s****y and infuriatingly stupid plot of a family who gets lost in the desert and run into Torgo and "The Master", who're supposed to be the movie's "creepy" bad guys. i'm not kidding, that's the actual plot to this stupid thing. *beep* pathetic! the script really sucks balls! the lines always get interrupted by long, stupid pauses, hideous acting, abysmal editing, god awful pacing and audio so distracting, it's sound worse than porn. then we got the lifeless, bulls**t acting... there ya go, that's the acting. it's lifeless, it's bulls**t and it goes perfectly with the god awful script and story.
the pacing's another big criminal aspect here. IT'S SO *beep* SLOW!!! nothing good happens and the "climax" was horses**t! i swear to god, this is one of those god awful piece of s**t movies than can be executed by the US government. it's just that terrible! the only positive i can give is that, compared to "BlinkyTM", at least in some small way it did have plot. that's it!
so, if you're a die hard horror fan like me, stay as far away from this hunk of dog s**t as possible. don't ever watch it! - DirectorJames NguyenStarsAlan BaghWhitney MooreTippi HedrenA horde of mutated birds descends upon the quiet town of Half Moon Bay, California. As the death toll rises, two citizens manage to fight back, but will they survive Birdemic?i'm outta words. it's.... oh my god! everybody's calling this movie one of the worst movies in the history of movies, and they're definitely right! i barely survived probably the worst 90 minutes of my *beep* life! why the hell was it 90 minutes long? it's got enough stuff for it to be like 25 minutes, but stretching it to 1 hour and a half makes it worse!
dear god, this thing's just beyond awful! everything about the title of the movie's a flat-out lie! there's no such thing as "killer birds" in this crap. i never saw a real *beep* bird in the whole god damn movie! everything looked just god awful and painfully cheap. why? cause they're just retarded gifs from Google just pasted onto the shot using Sony Vegas. i wanna know what kinda fantasy was James Nguyen on when he was making this, so i can hunt him down and beat the ever living s**t outta him! and how the *beep* would you ever make fake-ass birds sky dive and randomly explode in thin air? WERE THEY STONED WHEN THEY DID THIS?! no it's not a good idea, James *beep* Nguyen, it makes your movie fail miserably! other than the script, story and effects being god awful, the acting's absolutely hideous too. nobody, and i mean NOBODY should perform this ridiculously terrible in any movie. give "BlinkyTM" credit, at least the actors were trying a bit right up till the end before they were like *beep* this!" and shoe horned everything in, but at least they tried at first. here, nobody's trying at all, it's crap and lifeless. and this has probably the WORST *beep* sound i ever heard in a movie!
don't watch "Birdemic".... EVER! - DirectorJoseph SargentStarsLorraine GaryLance GuestMario Van PeeblesChief Brody's widow believes that her family is deliberately being targeted by another shark in search of revenge.everybody says the "Jaws" saga died after the second movie and now i know why! why couldn't they just stop it at "Jaws 2"? why the *beep* would they stretch a Steven Spielberg classic into a franchise of 4 movies, where the last one's AN ABSOLUTE ABOMINATION?! what the hell were they thinking?! were they high off their asses while working on this?
where to even freaking start with "Jaws 4"? i'm gonna say this right now: i hated "Jaws 3", it was terrible and completely unnecessary! no redeeming quality at all, but i gotta say the actors were trying. but here it gets worse. this movie really *beep* sucked balls! it destroys the first "Jaws" movie in every way possible. the characters have NO depth at all, every single person's either a douche bag, an *beep* or a bitch and you want all of them to *beep* die. and the effects are absolute s**t! everything looks like some crap from outta a cheap PS 1 game that might turn your stomach a little (not in a good way). the characters, like i said, are as shallow as they can *beep* get. i really don't know what the *beep* else to say here. this movie ruined the "Jaws" saga and it's really bad news when "Jaws 3" outdoes a movie in terms of character depth and special effects. the effects in "Jaws 3" were absolute horses**t - not to mention everything gets worse if you see it in 3D - but "Jaws 4" makes "Jaws 3" look like *beep* gold! it's honestly *that* terrible!
i feel sorry for myself for watching this horrible thing, cause i used to really like "Jaws" right till "3" and this *beep* came in and destroyed it. - DirectorRoger ChristianStarsJohn TravoltaForest WhitakerBarry PepperIt's the year 3000 A.D., and the Earth is lost to the alien race of Psychlos. Humanity is enslaved by these gold-thirsty tyrants, who are unaware that their 'man-animals' are about to ignite the rebellion of a lifetime.Roger Christian, who the *beep* told you that tilting the god damn camera like 1000+ times in a movie is a good idea?! Jesus Christ, this hunk of *beep* was a absolute TRAIN WRECK!!
the acting... oh good God above, the acting! like we all know, this stars John Travolta as the lead role. John Travolta, WHY THE *beep* DID YOU DO THIS?!?! i mean, he's like one of the best actors in the business. why the hell was he in this sack of dog *beep* even his weird acting CAN'T save it. not only that, but this thing has one of the worst *beep* scripts in movie history! every line sounds like something written by a second grader. the plot just makes you scratch your head cause THERE'S SO MANY GOD DAMN PLOT HOLES!!
by the end end of this movie, you're left with 300 questions that are never *beep* answered! the dialogue's lifeless, *beep* and stomach-turning, swear to god. and *beep* the Dutch angles in this god damn thing too! Jesus Christ, almost everything here looks ugly, it looks horrendous which might make you sick.
*beep* THIS ABOMINATION!! don't ever watch it! - DirectorDennis DuganStarsAdam SandlerKatie HolmesAl PacinoFamily guy, Jack Sadelstein, prepares for the annual event he always dreads--the Thanksgiving visit of his fraternal twin sister, the needy, and passive-aggressive Jill, who then refuses to leave.oh sweet Jesus! Adam Sandler, WOULD YOU STOP TRYING AND GO TAKE A *beep* NAP ALREADY?!? holy *beep* this is without a doubt the worst god damn comedy ever made. hell, this thing's ANTI-comedy! if you thought "Going Overboard" was the worst piece of *beep* by Sandler, that honor now goes to this ugly *beep*
and when i say "ugly", i MEAN ugly! the production of this movie really sucks balls. everything looks SO GOD DAMN LAZY! and the script... dear sweet *beep* this awful thing was written by Adam Sandler, who also produced it. good god! even his acting as both Jack and Jill makes you physically sick to your *beep* guts! and since when the hell did he turn into a drag queen? HOW THE *beep* IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY?!?! and we got Al Pacino in it. oh my god! Al Pacino, WHY?! why would such a legendary actor and one of the best actors ever destroy his legendary career by starring in this piece of *beep* granted, he really was trying, but he failed and that's really sad. and they thought using product placements would be a good idea? WHAT THE *beep*?! "8 Crazy Nights" did that and it was already painful. i don't want this hunk of *beep* doing the same *beep* thing again!!
definitely Adam Sandler's worst movie and IT SHOULD BURN IN HELL!!