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- DirectorSam RaimiStarsJames FrancoMichelle WilliamsRachel WeiszA small-time magician is swept away to an enchanted land and is forced into a power struggle between three witches.
- DirectorGavin HoodStarsHugh JackmanLiev SchreiberRyan ReynoldsThe early years of James Logan, featuring his rivalry with his brother Victor Creed, his service in the special forces team Weapon X, and his experimentation into the metal-lined mutant Wolverine.
- DirectorMatthew VaughnStarsJames McAvoyMichael FassbenderJennifer LawrenceIn the 1960s, superpowered humans Charles Xavier and Erik Lensherr work together to find others like them, but Erik's vengeful pursuit of an ambitious mutant who ruined his life causes a schism to divide them.
- DirectorLarysa KondrackiStarsTom Weston-JonesKyle SchmidAnastasia GriffithAs more corpses of young men are found - while other teens continue to disappear - Detective Kevin Corcoran leaves no stone unturned in his search for answers. Doctor Matthew Freeman makes a drastic decision for the health of his community, forcing his wife Sara to confront her past. Meanwhile, a Confederate spy is brought to New York City and receives very different visits from both Elizabeth Haverford and Robert Morehouse.
- 2004–201843mTV-G7.4 (8)TV EpisodeStarsAlton BrownMark DacascosKevin Brauch1st dish in 20 minutes, last 4 at 60 minutes. Added culinary curve-ball: Anti-griddle. Judges: Mario Rizzotti, Karine Bakhoum and Hal Rubenstein.
- DirectorEyal GordinStarsJason LeeEthan SupleeJaime PresslyWith Darnell's identity compromised, the Turners receive a new Witness Protection identity as a Jewish family. But what will they do with Joy gets a second chance to appear on "Estrada or Nada?"
- DirectorPaul PedreiraStarsJason LeeEthan SupleeJaime PresslyWhen Randy wins the lottery, he decides to create a list item for himself. Meanwhile, Joy is dissatisfied with her family's Witness Protection identities and locations.
- 2003–201846mTV-PG7.2 (99)TV EpisodeDirectorSteve ChristiansenLauren Gray WilliamsStarsJamie HynemanAdam SavageTory BelleciRe-visiting myths from previous seasons: Adam and Jamie take two different approaches to try to paint a room with explosives. Kari, Grant, and Tory try to split a speedboat in two by crashing it into a channel marker at 25mph.
- StarsGlen AnnisDan CarrollRick ClowryLeaves fall off the trees, a chill is in the air and gun shots ring out across Maine Â- it's deer season, the most popular big game hunting season in the state.
- 2011– 43mTV-14TV EpisodeStarsLarry the Cable GuyLarry heads to Las Vegas to immerse himself in the extremes that only Sin City can provide. He starts aboard the Hangover Heaven bus, a roving recovery vehicle for last night's hard partiers.
- DirectorRandall EinhornStarsElijah WoodJason GannDorian Brown PhamRyan distrusts his sister's new love interest.
- DirectorRandall EinhornStarsElijah WoodJason GannFiona GubelmannRyan takes Wilfred to a dog training class in the hopes of winning over a girl.
- 2006– 21mTV-G7.0 (18)TV EpisodeStarsGuy FieriThis trip, Guy's pullin' in for a mishmash of comfort food, visiting a Philadelphia stop, where he tastes North African chicken and sour cream pound cake; an organic taco truck in Leucadia, Cal.; a boxing gym/restaurant in Phoenix, Arizona.
- StarsLloyd SherrModern Marvels is going big, and counting down. We take the "best of" Modern Marvels and give you the MEGA Top 10 countdown.
- StarsLloyd SherrModern Marvels is going big, and counting down. We take the "best of" Modern Marvels and give you the MEGA Top 10 countdown. On this edition, the top ten guilty pleasures you just can't resist... America's Favorite Foods.
- DirectorAllison Liddi-BrownStarsJason LeeEthan SupleeJaime PresslyEarl visits Joy at her new Witness Protection location to return Mr. Turtle to Darnell, and stays to help her make new friends. Meanwhile, Randy makes a new "friend" while Earl is gone.
- DirectorEyal GordinStarsJason LeeEthan SupleeJaime PresslyDarnell's father uses Earl and Randy to track Darnell down and tell him that he can get his old identity back if he agrees to do one more top secret job for The Agency.
- DirectorMarc BucklandStarsJason LeeEthan SupleeJaime PresslyEarl makes amends to an astronaut on his list who runs a space academy, but in the process discovers that he's a fraud. However, the man he's posing turns out to be no better than the impostor.
- DirectorEyal GordinStarsJason LeeEthan SupleeJaime PresslyEarl tries to make amends to Camden's "Witch Lady," which only sparks her anger and causes her to hold everyone who's wronged her in the past hostage in her basement.
- DirectorGregory Thomas GarciaStarsJason LeeEthan SupleeJaime PresslyRandy finds out that Pinky, his first childhood crush, was actually Joy and that Earl went behind his back for selfish reasons to break them up.
- DirectorEyal GordinStarsJason LeeEthan SupleeJaime PresslyEarl tries to help a man he bullied in grade school, but hides his true identity because the man has become a scary bodybuilder. Meanwhile, Randy begins taking shark adrenaline so that he can finally stand up to Joy.
- DirectorKen WhittinghamStarsJason LeeEthan SupleeJaime PresslyEarl's efforts to help a reverend who is on his list multiple times drive the reverend back to his old life of crime, while Joy risks getting her third strike when she hits Catalina with a riding lawn mower.
- DirectorGregory Thomas GarciaStarsJason LeeEthan SupleeJaime PresslyThe investigative television show "Inside Probe" looks into the disappearance of the owner of the Crab Shack.
- DirectorGregory Thomas GarciaStarsJason LeeEthan SupleeJaime PresslyPart 2 of the "Inside Probe" investigation of the owner of the Crab Shack's disappearance uncovers surprising new revelations.
- DirectorChris KochStarsJason LeeEthan SupleeJaime PresslyJoy tells Earl that Little Chubby is Dodge's father, and Little Chubby makes Earl's life Hell after he tells him the news.
- DirectorBeth McCarthy-MillerRobert MarianettiDavid WachtenheimStarsRachel DratchJimmy FallonTina FeyMovie heartthrob Josh Hartnett hosts this 2002 episode, which includes selected sketches such as "Buddy's Memorial Service," "The X-Presidents," "HBO First Look," and "Airline Entertainment." For clearance reasons, episodes have been edited from their original version.
- StarsJoel McHaleKelly LevyAnndi McAfeePaula Deen scrambling, Amanda Bynes' surgery plans, "Style Pop" tackles issues, more.
- StarsJoel McHaleLou the ChihuahuaLee Farber"R and B Divas" star Keke Palmer drops in, J.Simps gives birth, Hulk Hogan's daughter gets hitched, more.
- StarsGlen AnnisDan CarrollRick ClowryAs snow falls and temperatures drop Wardens are watching the Canadian border for illegal hunting. Warden MacCabe helps catch nuisance wild turkeys with a rocket net.
- StarsRoger McGoughJuliet StevensonEric Carle's beloved story 'The Very Hungry Caterpillar' springs to life in this collection of animated tales.
- DirectorNancy HowerStarsGil BirminghamBob ClendeninKim ColesAfter learning that Greens & Grains is built on Shawnee tribal land, Leslie's attempts to reclaim his native roots prompt Mercy to step up her efforts to drive the store out of business once and for all.
- DirectorNancy HowerStarsErin ChambersBob ClendeninGreg Davis Jr.During a celebration of Greens & Grains' 150th birthday, Leslie suspects that Ingrid is being pursued by the handsome leader of a polygamist cult - and sets out to stop him.
- DirectorStephen HerekStarsGlenn CloseJeff DanielsJoely RichardsonAn evil high-fashion designer plots to steal dalmatian puppies in order to make an extravagant fur coat but creates an extravagant mess instead.
- DirectorKen GirottiStarsTom Weston-JonesKyle SchmidAnastasia GriffithDetective Kevin Corcoran closes in on the parties responsible for the kidnapping and murder of young Five Points men. As the pressure to capture the culprits grows, Corcoran is forced to choose between fealty to the badge and loyalty to loved ones. Francis Maguire embraces his new position in the underworld, climbing the ladder of New York City's criminal elite. As chaos continues in Five Points, Robert Morehouse and Elizabeth Haverford exchange vows - though the evening will prove to be nothing like either anticipated.
- StarsGlen AnnisDan CarrollRick ClowryIn the final episode of the season, North Woods Law looks back at the most pulse pounding stakeouts, hairiest animal encounters, and the biggest busts. Plus, a behind the scenes look at just what it takes to make a show about the Maine Game Wardens.
- 2006– TV-PG7.8 (58)TV Episode
- DirectorRobert ZemeckisStarsBob HoskinsChristopher LloydJoanna CassidyWhen a cartoon rabbit is accused of murder, he enlists the help of a burnt out private investigator to prove his innocence.
- DirectorRon JonesStarsColin BakerNicola BryantMartin JarvisThe TARDIS makes an emergency landing on Varos, a planet that used to be a penal colony, and where the native Varosians are presently entertained by broadcasts of real violence and death. Mistaken for rebels, the Doctor and Peri learn that Sil, an evil delegate of the Galatron mining corporation, bids to rule Varos and to control supplies of Zeiton 7 ore, which is the TARDIS's only fuel source.
- DirectorRon JonesStarsColin BakerNicola BryantMartin JarvisThe Governor forces the Doctor to tell him the true value of zeiton-7 but Sil attempts to derail his plans by subjecting Peri and Areta to an enforced mutation.
- DirectorJames BrailsfordStarsGareth PierceMarcus WilsonColin BakerColin Baker, the Sixth Doctor and his two companions Peri Brown (Nicola Bryant) and Mel Bush (Bonnie Langford) along with others recall the defining moments of his tenure which was the shortest.
- StarsKim BatesJosh BubierBrock ClukeyThe MWS kicks into high gear as they search for poachers and crack down on dangerous activity with firearms. Warden MacCabe goes on a stake-out to bust "heater-hunters," people who hunt birds from the warmth of their trucks.
- DirectorMichael FrescoStarsLucas NeffMartha PlimptonGarret DillahuntWhen well-meaning 23-year-old Jimmy Chance has a one-night stand with a wanted felon, he ends up being a dad to a bouncing baby girl. Inspired to do the right thing by his daughter, he has to convince his less-than-enthusiastic parents and great-grandmother to help him raise her.
- StarsJoel McHaleKelly LevyAnndi McAfeeClooney and Keibler split, "Big Brother" offense, Kobe Bryant's Twitter reaction, more.
- DirectorAndrew ThomasStarsJeff ScheftelIt started as an idea at a French dinner party and became the very symbol of the free world. The story of France's gift to the US reveals a 20-year struggle to design and build the world's largest monument--using paper-thin copper sheets.
- StarsLloyd SherrModern Marvels is going big, and counting down. We take the "best of" Modern Marvels and give you the MEGA Top 10 countdown. On this edition: Speed.
- DirectorMichael FrescoStarsLucas NeffMartha PlimptonGarret DillahuntWhen Jimmy returns to work, he hires Sabrina's cousin Shelley - a/k/a "Dead Tooth" - to babysit Hope. Meanwhile, Burt tries to get Virginia to quit smoking.
- DirectorMichael FrescoStarsLucas NeffMartha PlimptonGarret DillahuntWhen Jimmy "teaches" Hope to crawl, the family must baby-proof the house and find new places to store their belongings. It's soon revealed that Virginia is a hoarder and has been saving junk in the storage shed, which becomes Hope's favorite new hiding place. This leads Virginia to realize that she may have to change her ways. Meanwhile, Jimmy makes frequent unnecessary trips to the grocery store to see Sabrina.
- DirectorEyal GordinStarsLucas NeffMartha PlimptonGarret DillahuntJimmy is delighted when Sabrina accepts to pay him a visit. None of his family wants to help make a good impression, but she seems charmed by all their dysfunctional family quirks. Mother insists on explaining all the stressed misery caused by the annual Chance family pictures, as it's time for another with baby Hope, but accepts to let Jimmy take her place as organizer.
- DirectorRussell NormanStarsNick CannonHowie MandelMel B
- StarsLarry the Cable GuyKent BjerkeScott BuschingLarry heads to the modern day "black gold rush" in Williston, North Dakota and sees how the recent oil boom has changed this small town. The Cable Guy gets deputized by the Sheriff's department and heads out to help keep the peace.
- DirectorBeth McCarthy-MillerDavid LipsonDon McGrathStarsJimmy FallonWill FerrellAna GasteyerSketches include: A Message From the Former President of the United States, Mena Suvari Monologue, Gatorade Love Bucket, Jackie Gives Attitude (with Lenny Kravitz cameo), Janet Reno's Dance Party (with Janet Reno cameo), Rap Street, TV Funhouse: The X-Presidents, Wake Up Little Suzie, Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon and Tina Fey, Weekend Update: Jacob Silij on Voice Immodulation, Weekend Update: Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson, Veronica and Co., DeMarco Brothers (featuring Lenny Kravitz). Lenny Kravitz performs "Mr. Cab Driver" and "Again".
- DirectorDon Roy KingStarsFred ArmisenWill ForteBill HaderSketches include Matthew Fox's monologue with a visit from Michael Richards (Bill Hader), Nancy Grace, Deep House Dish and Matthew Fox trapped on an elevator ride with fans of "Lost". Bush / Maliki Cold Open (Jason Sudeikis, Fred Armisen, Will Forte, Bill Hader, Maya Rudolph, Andy Samberg, Kristen Wiig, Kenan Thompson), Matthew Fox Monologue (Matthew Fox, Bill Hader), Salemart (Jason Sudeikis, Kenan Thompson, Fred Armisen, Kristen Wiig), Nancy Grace Live (Matthew Fox, Amy Poehler, Kenan Thompson), Deep House Dish (Matthew Fox, Kenan Thompson, Andy Samberg, Maya Rudolph, Amy Poehler), Elevator (Matthew Fox, Fred Armisen, Maya Rudolph, Amy Poehler, Kenan Thompson, Andy Samberg), Weekend Update (Seth Meyers, Amy Poehler, Kristen Wiig, Maya Rudolph), Home on the Range (Matthew Fox, Amy Poehler, Kristen Wiig, Maya Rudolph), The Mayans (Matthew Fox, Fred Armisen, Maya Rudolph, Bill Hader). (Note: edited episode.)
- DirectorGregory Thomas GarciaStarsLucas NeffMartha PlimptonGarret DillahuntSabrina's boyfriend can't make it to the deli guy's Halloween party, so Jimmy offers to put on his costume and go in his place. Virginia takes Maw Maw, who is dressed as a cat, trick-or-treating while Burt plots ways to play tricks on Jimmy.
- DirectorRandall EinhornStarsLucas NeffMartha PlimptonGarret DillahuntJimmy receives a box with videotapes of Hope's mother from prison but he is not sure if Hope should see them. Virginia thinks children do not always have to know the truth.
- DirectorEyal GordinStarsLucas NeffMartha PlimptonGarret DillahuntWhen the doctor refuses to comment on Hope's symptoms, probably just a cold, without insurance data, Jimmy is shocked to learn his family never got some. An embarrassing episode, trying to buy potentially addictive cough-syrup at the supermarket, inspires Jimmy to seek employment there, as it comes with insurance. Burt however may not know, as he claims he can get the whole family insured by winning a city contract biding against his former employer, Green Thumb, which even Virginia won't believe. meanwhile maw maw in quarantined, or at least that's attempted, for a cold could kill her.
- DirectorEyal GordinStarsLucas NeffMartha PlimptonGarret DillahuntAfter it becomes painfully clear that Hope starts imitating her canine companions in the day care center, Jimmy decides it's his duty to get her into a prestigious kindergarten, which is way beyond the Chances' means, so their only hope is the single scholarship for the underprivileged, for which competition is murderous. It's utterly impossible as long as the 'blue dot' on their home isn't taken off the sex offenders website. It refers to Burt's teenage arrest for clumsy sex with willing but underage Virginia. They appeal to crazy TV lawyer Wally Phipps. Alas, dealing with the court and costs results in fresh convictions for both utterly unladylike 'ladies'. Jimmy is reduced to shameless lies, but can't go trough with fraud at even poorer kids' expense.
- DirectorJace AlexanderStarsLucas NeffMartha PlimptonGarret DillahuntJimmy wants Hope's first Thanksgiving to be an all-American traditional family dinner, not the Chances' mere pizza. Jimmy even insists to invites the maternal grandparents, Dr. Dale and his wife Margine, who went crazy out of grief over their daughter's crime and execution. Jimmy painstakingly makes his family accommodate Dale's weird 'therapy' for Margine, only to be rewarded by Hope being kidnapped, gets her back and still extends a second invitation. Meanwhile lonely Barney from the supermarket offers to come cook a traditional feast for the all, instead of having to eat his all alone.
- DirectorJace AlexanderStarsLucas NeffMartha PlimptonGarret DillahuntEvery year, supermarket manager Barney must chose an act for the 'Grocery-Palooza', a free show for the customers. Jimmy learns that one of the many, lame options is washed-up one-hit 'rock star' Smokey, Burt's teenager musical hero. The gang moves heaven and earth to see to it that Smokey is hired and Burt as his guitarist, only the life-long dream comes with matching stage-fright.
- DirectorMichael FrescoStarsLucas NeffMartha PlimptonGarret DillahuntJimmy refuses to let Burt sell the last of the stock of hottest toy he arranges each Christmas, demanding it for Hope, remembering how hard it was to sit by the pile himself. Burt's promise is as worthless as ever, and when he finally agrees, the only childless client, supermarket executive Barney, proves a hard nut. Jimmy ultimately allows Virginia to sign up Hope, and thus all the Chances, for the annual live church nativity crib, despite his trauma having been dragged to every performance just so she could get on stage, as a way to fight the stigma of serial killer's child. However they didn't count on the Asian new parishioners.
- DirectorBeth McCarthy-MillerStacey FosterJames SignorelliStarsRachel DratchJimmy FallonTina FeyCondolezza Rice at Senate Hearings. Brian Fellows Safari Planet. News from Tina Fey and Jimmy Fallon. Simon Cowell jams with the guys. A tour group at a winery makes a stop and has soaking corks explained to them. Ad for Huggies thong.
- DirectorDon Roy KingAkiva SchafferStarsFred ArmisenWill ForteBill HaderMonologue: Dane Cook's monologue deals with lying, suicide and car accidents. Cubicle Fight: An SNL Digital Short. Cubicle dwellers fight to the death. (Dane Cook, Bill Hader, Jason Sudeikis). Pacino: Al Pacino (Bill Hader) checks his bank balance. New Update Anchor: Brian Williams was not told that he did not get the Update anchor job and has an awkward moment with Amy Poehler and Seth Meyers. Waterboys: Will Forte and Dane Cook are water bottle distributors who have not been making their deliveries. (Note: edited episode.)
- DirectorDon Roy KingAkiva SchafferStarsFred ArmisenWill ForteBill HaderSketches include Donald Trump giving a press conference where he can't help bashing Rosie O'Donnell, Steve Jobs (Fred Armisen) on Weekend Update selling the new iPhone, an acting class for bit players on "Law & Order" and an SNL Digital Short sequel to last year's "Laser Cats". Bush Additional Troops Cold Open (Jason Sudeikis), Jake Gyllenhaal Monologue (Jake Gyllenhaal, Jason Sudeikis, Will Forte), Deep House Dish: Charity Mix (Jake Gyllenhaal, Kenan Thompson, Andy Samberg, Amy Poehler, Kristen Wiig, Maya Rudolph), Bronx Beat with Betty & J**i (Jake Gyllenhaal, Amy Poehler, Maya Rudolph), Trump on Rosie Press Conference (Darrell Hammond, Kristen Wiig, Jason Sudeikis, Kenan Thompson, Amy Poehler, Maya Rudolph), An SNL Digital Short: Laser Cats 2 (Jake Gyllenhaal, Andy Samberg, Bill Hader, Fred Armisen, Amy Poehler), Stock Footage Awards (Jake Gyllenhaal, Darrell Hammond, Kristen Wiig, Amy Poehler), The Shins "Phantom Limb", Weekend Update (Amy Poehler and Seth Meyers, featuring Steve Jobs (Fred Armisen) and Whitney Houston (Maya Rudolph), Law & Order Acting Coach (Jake Gyllenhaal, Amy Poehler, Maya Rudolph, Bill Hader), Wheelchair Set Up (Jake Gyllenhaal, Maya Rudolph, Jason Sudeikis, Kristen Wiig), The Shins "New Slang", Law Firm Ad (Jake Gyllenhaal, Fred Armisen, Kenan Thompson). (Note: edited episode.)
- DirectorEyal GordinStarsLucas NeffMartha PlimptonGarret DillahuntJimmy is delighted when he finally meets fellow single father in the supermarket, so he agrees with Justin their kids should get play dates, despite lack of support on the Chase home front. It turns out Justin's far less dysfunctional family is also snobbish, end employs Virginia as cleaner. A last chance dinner backfires.
- DirectorPhil TraillStarsLucas NeffMartha PlimptonGarret DillahuntJimmy lets hygiene-obsessed Sabrina and her detection use of the store's black-light to identify counterfeit banknotes convince him germs are an omnipresent health treat. Faced with bright blue proof all over the house, the Chances start cleaning like mad, only to find mad Maw Maw undoes it all in no time. Residential care being out of budgetary reach, they move her into the greenhouse, which goes quite well. However comparing family histories with Sabrina after watching family movies changes views.
- DirectorRebecca AsherStarsLucas NeffMartha PlimptonGarret DillahuntThe Chances get caught in Virginia's web of lies when her cousin Delilah, whom she told Maw-Maw was dead, turns up to claim her share of the estate, her business being wiped out by the crisis. Their rivalry started when Delilah, who was spoiled and better at everything else, lost most desirable teenager Burt to jealous Virginia, so she proposes an alternative mode of payment: in 'bedroom' kind. Jimmy was to mind the 'deceased' inconspicuously, but she escapes and crashes back in.
- DirectorChris KochStarsLucas NeffMartha PlimptonGarret DillahuntWhen Virginia and Sabrina discover secrets about each other, Sabrina blackmails Virginia into keeping her mouth shut. Meanwhile, Jimmy takes Burt to get a vasectomy after a family vote.
- DirectorPhil TraillStarsLucas NeffMartha PlimptonGarret DillahuntThe Chances prepare to host once more Burt's cousin Mike, a hopeless loser even by their standards. Yet they find him a changed man, as neat member of a loony sect, one of Tanya's four 'brother-husbands'. Jimmy is inadvertently attracted by their neat, apparently harmonious 'fraternity'. Alas, Mike is 'divorced' and moves in whining and desperate, worse then ever. Burt has another confrontation with his brother Bruce, who wants help to get his son Mike back and gets it after explaining why he threw the boy out years ago.
- DirectorEyal GordinStarsLucas NeffMartha PlimptonGarret DillahuntRealizing the three adult Chances are klutzes and a danger to themselves, Jimmy worries whether Hope will be taken care of after an accident. After an attempt to have them teach each other 'survival tricks' collapses in bickering, Jimmy drags his parents to dodgy lawyer Wally Phipps, who inspires including a fourth potential guardian, Sabrina. Actually she's afraid of the responsibility, and Burt is offended that she ranks higher. Their survival skills are tested frightfully realistically when an armed Maw Maw mistakes them all for 'dangerous mongooses'.
- 1975– 1h 30mTV-146.5 (103)TV EpisodeDirectorDon Roy KingJames SignorelliAkiva SchafferStarsFred ArmisenWill ForteBill HaderSketches include Annette Bening's monologue with an appearance by Alec Baldwin, a parody trailer of "Mel Gibson's Apocalypto", two A-holes in a live nativity scene, and on Weekend Update, Will Forte sings a song about gay marriage. Bush Iraq Study Group Cold Open (Jason Sudeikis), Annette Bening's Monologue (Annette Bening, Alec Baldwin, Kristen Wiig, Amy Poehler, Maya Rudolph), Apocalypto, Morning Show (Annette Bening, Jason Sudeikis, Kenan Thompson, Amy Poehler), TV Funhouse: Diddy Kiddies, Poetry Class (Annette Bening, Andy Samberg, Bill Hader), A-holes - Nativity (Annette Bening, Jason Sudeikis, Kristen Wiig), An SNL Digital Short: Pep Talk (Matthew Fox, Fred Armisen, Amy Poehler, Andy Samberg, Kenan Thompson, Will Forte), Buyer Beware (Kenan Thompson, Maya Rudolph), Weekend Update (featuring Al Gore (Darrell Hammond), Gloria Patrick (Kristen Wiig) and a song about gay marriage by Will Forte and Fred Armisen) (Seth Meyers, Amy Poehler), Valtrex (Alec Baldwin, Amy Poehler), Second Night Out (Annette Bening, Will Forte, Kristen Wiig, Bill Hader), Lawyer Ad (Annette Bening, Bill Hader). (Note: edited episode.)
- DirectorDon Roy KingDon McGrathAkiva SchafferStarsFred ArmisenWill ForteBill HaderSketches on the season finale include a monologue where Zach sings about his home state New Jersey, Bronx Beat, Deep House Dish and Weekend Update featuring Aunt Linda and a visit from Whitney Houston. Bush Summer Vacation Cold Open (Jason Sudeikis, Darrell Hammond, Maya Rudolph), Zach Braff Monologue (Zach Braff, Andy Samberg, Maya Rudolph, Amy Poehler, Kenan Thompson), Deep House Dish: Braff (Zach Braff, Kenan Thompson, Andy Samberg, Maya Rudolph, Amy Poehler, Will Forte), TV Funhouse: Candidates, Weekend Update (Amy Poehler and Seth Meyers, featuring Kristen Wiig as Aunt Linda, Fred Armisen as Sam Waterston and Maya Rudolph as Whitney Houston), Vinny Talks to Zach (Zach Braff, Bill Hader, Fred Armisen, Will Forte), Bronx Beat: Intern (Zach Braff, Amy Poehler, Maya Rudolph), Melissa Likes Zach (Zach Braff, Fred Armisen, Maya Rudolph, Bill Hader). (Note: edited episode.)
- 1975– 54mTV-147.5 (153)TV EpisodeDirectorDon Roy KingJorma TacconeStarsFred ArmisenWill ForteBill HaderDwayne 'The Rock' Johnson's third time hosting. Sketches include: A Message from the Secretary of the Treasury, Dwayne Johnson Monologue, MacGruber I (featuring Richard Dean Anderson), The Rock Obama, MacGruber II, Activia Commercial Shoot, Hawaiian Bar, MacGruber III, Weekend Update with Seth Meyers, Weekend Update: Michael Steele, Weekend Update: Cathy (featuring Justin Timberlake, with Jessica Biel cameo), Weekend Update: Bon Jovi Opposite Band, Game Time With Dave And Greg, Apprentice Commercial Shoot, Lighthouse Date. Ray LaMontagne performs "You Are The Best Thing" and "Trouble".
- DirectorAnastasia PappasStarsEddie IzzardTown Hall, New York City, 26 June 2000. An evening with Eddie Izzard in which he moves back and forth in time, with religion as the loose but constant theme. He begins with Pope John Paul II, and then criss-crosses to Pius XII, the Spanish Inquisition, the Crusades and Jerusalem, the world's five major religions, the Dark Ages, Jesus, and the future. Along the way, Izzard makes observations about guns and monkeys, the World Series, the NRA and the IRA, mad cows, Socrates, the Stoned Olympics, the Roman Empire, the Renaissance, and the Mona Lisa. Izzard wears black nylons, black leather pants, a black jacket and a diamond necklace.
- DirectorDaniel AttiasStarsLucas NeffMartha PlimptonGarret DillahuntJimmy hopes gullible Sabrina's boyfriend Wyatt may be cheating on her in college, so he insists to go with her to Wyatt's frat's wild costume party, but conclusive evidence is perilously hard to find. In order to have contact with generation peers, Maw Maw goes to Dead Tooth's daycare. She falls for a man who also lives in the past, but that includes an affair with another crone, supposedly from his Korean War days.
- DirectorEyal GordinStarsLucas NeffMartha PlimptonGarret DillahuntWhen Burt is introduced to a book on sleep-training, he and Virginia decide to try it on baby Hope. Meanwhile, Jimmy's wild new girlfriend introduces him to a special beverage that takes him on a scary trip.
- DirectorJerry LevineStarsLucas NeffMartha PlimptonGarret DillahuntTo flirt or not to flirt, that is the question.
- DirectorSamuel ArmstrongNorman FergusonWilfred JacksonStarsSterling HollowayEdward BrophyHerman BingRidiculed because of his enormous ears, a young circus elephant is assisted by a mouse to achieve his full potential.
- DirectorP.J. PesceStarsMarco LeonardiMichael ParksAra CeliSet 100 years ago in Mexico, this horror/western is the story of the birth of the vampire princess Santanico Pandemonium.
- DirectorAlexa MoffettStarsNick CannonHowie MandelMel B
- DirectorGeraldine DowdStarsRyan StilesColin MochrieWayne BradyGames played: Let's Make a Date, Dubbing, What's in the Bag, Scenes from a Hat, Living Scenery.
- DirectorGeraldine DowdStarsRyan StilesColin MochrieWayne BradyGames played: Scenes from a Hat, Song Styles, Dubbing, Sideways Scene, Helping Hands.
- DirectorRussell NormanStarsNick CannonHowie MandelMel B
- StarsSuzanne ChabaudCory ChalmersMelva GreenParamedics rushing to save a woman's life lose precious time when they're forced to climb over the hoard they find in Norman's house. Officials on the scene immediately call the Fire Chief and the Fire Marshall because the home presents a huge fire hazard to the neighborhood. Ever since Linda's husband died ten years ago, she has been adding to a hoard that has now spiraled out of control.
- Episode: (2013)2001–201921mTV-G7.5 (17)TV EpisodeOn this episode of How it's Made: Knee Replacements; Leaf Springs; Lavender; Rivets and Guns.
- 2011– 42mTV-14TV EpisodeDirectorEric WeingradStarsLarry the Cable GuyMartha AlinoviHarry AspinwallLarry wants to show you how Boston is the Cradle of Liberty and so much more. His trip to Beantown starts with a surprising look at how the West Coast craze for customizing "lowrider" cars has taken hold in the historic Dorchester neighborhood.
- DirectorEyal GordinStarsLucas NeffMartha PlimptonGarret DillahuntBarney tells the team he loses each year's annual commercial competition for the store, so now he wants to recruit his employees to compete for this year's submission; unfortunately, flattery and considerations like fair-play, and team spirit, get in the way. As Hope's baby-monitor accidentally tunes into a neighbors house, eavesdropping Burt discovers Andrew is being abused by his tyrannical, impossible-to-please wife, Donna, and wants to help. Virginia is reluctant, not wanting to be seen as a nosy neighbor, but agrees to help (which proves harder then expected).
- DirectorGregory Thomas GarciaStarsLucas NeffMartha PlimptonGarret DillahuntAt 23, Jimmy doesn't mind sharing his birthday with Maw Maw, although it was hell when he was a kid and she had lots of friends and he had none. When he turned 18 during his nasty Goth period (alias "Drakkar Noir"), she "finally" felt able to throw the Chance trio out of her home, so they had to grow up instantly and seek real job incomes--supplemented by devious ways to skin the supermarket. However, five years ago her mind went, so they got the house back--with her as senile resident hazard.
- DirectorEyal GordinStarsLucas NeffMartha PlimptonGarret DillahuntWatching his 13-year-old self play the piano and singly beautifully, on home video, Jimmy sees through the claim that it was just a pianola, now broken. Virginia owns up to feeling guilty for having strangled Jimmy's talent, estranging him from his schoolmates, until a golf club from the air knocks Jimmy down and the musical talent out of him, later the subject of another confession. After consulting Dr. Finklestein, the Chances try to reconstruct the past, including Maw Maw's cruel and unorthodox tutoring methods, hoping Jimmy's memory may be restored. It seems to do so and Jimmy is bribed into the music school's annual concert, only to find out otherwise, yet there's a consolation prize to his taste.
- DirectorTroy MillerStarsLucas NeffMartha PlimptonGarret DillahuntBurt accidentally discovers that Sabrina's father Cap is really rich and tells the home front. They now hope to 'coach' her into sharing some of the Collins wealth, but she replies to have chosen to earn her own, modest income at the supermarket, an insane waste beyond the needy, greedy Chances' comprehension. Eager for rich friends, Jimmy convinces her to take him and his parents along to her sister's engagement party. Cap takes to Jimmy, who sides with him against her petty class struggle insults. As a reward, he sends a Japanese smart toilet like Virginia adores, but that causes marital tension, like Virginia's new taste for lobster, which hurts Burt's pride and budget.
- DirectorMike MarianoStarsLucas NeffMartha PlimptonGarret DillahuntJimmy is envious of Sabrina's smart-phone, yet anxious to sabotage a message on it from 'rival' Wayne. To Jimmy's surprise, Virginia 'welcomes' pony-tailed hippie Jack by knocking him unconscious with a portable TV as Burt's kidnapper twenty years ago, but Burt protests and confesses that the kidnapping was a scam; he set it up to spend some careless time traveling without 'chain and bolt'. Also surprising Burt, Virginia confesses that she gradually enjoyed protection and 'comfort' from measly cop Ross enough to consider a proposal from him just when Burt's return (after a 'non-'gay kiss from Jack) made her snap back. Surprising everyone, Maw Maw adds a last layer of devious scheming to the past plot.
- 1975– 1h 30mTV-145.2 (89)TV EpisodeDirectorBeth McCarthy-MillerStacey FosterAdam McKayStarsJimmy FallonWill FerrellAna GasteyerSketches include: A Message From the Vice-President Elect, Charlie Sheen Monologue, Fox Promos, The Iron Chef, Eric Dickerson's NFL Pregame Special, The Culps: Martin Luther King Day, Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon and Tina Fey, Weekend Update: Katherine Harris, Weekend Update: Jimmy Fallon, Weekend Update: Jimmy Fallon on Clinton's Farewell Tour, Weekend Update: Prince Charles Re-enactment, Weekend Update: Marta Mercado on Linda Chavez, Patsy Marsh, Ted Brogan, T.G.I. Friday's, "The Pervert", Film by Adam McKay, Classic Vaudeville with Charles and Fleisy. Nelly Furtado performs "I'm Like A Bird".
- 1975– 1h 30mTV-147.1 (132)TV EpisodeDirectorDon Roy KingStarsFred ArmisenWill ForteBill HaderSketches include a commentary on Presidential candidates by Chris Rock, an Oprah Winfrey show on "The Secret", and Julia's encounter with an angry boom mic operator. Chris Rock Cold Open (Chris Rock), Oprah: The Secret (Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Maya Rudolph, Amy Poehler, Kenan Thompson), Restless P**** Syndrome (Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Sudeikis, Kenan Thompson, Bill Hader), Vinny Talks To Julia (Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Bill Hader, Fred Armisen, Will Forte, Maya Rudolph), Weekend Update (Seth Meyers and Amy Poehler featuring Fred Armisen as Judge Larry Seidlin), Deep House Dish: Louis-Dreyfus (Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Kenan Thompson, Andy Samberg, Maya Rudolph, Amy Poehler, Kristen Wiig, Jason Sudeikis), Boom Mic (Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Bill Hader, Jason Sudeikis), Household Robot (Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Sudeikis, Bill Hader, Kristen Wiig, Will Forte, Fred Armisen), Pussycat Dolls Promo (Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Kristen Wiig, Amy Poehler, Maya Rudolph, Kenan Thompson, Andy Samberg). (Note: edited episode.)
- StarsJoel McHaleKelly LevyAnndi McAfeeKris Jenner gets a talk show, Greg Kelly surprises Joel on-set and "Sharknado" takes America by storm!
- StarsCory ChalmersRenae ReinardyStandolyn RobertsonMary has blown through over $200,000 of an inheritance buying items for the consignment shop she owns. But many of the items never make it from her hoarded home into her cluttered store. Her family says she will go broke by January unless she immediately gets help with her shop and her house.
- DirectorJason MooreStarsAnna KendrickBrittany SnowRebel WilsonBeca, a freshman at Barden University, is cajoled into joining The Bellas, her school's all-girls singing group. Injecting some much needed energy into their repertoire, The Bellas take on their male rivals in a campus competition.
- 2010–201422mTV-PG7.7 (309)TV EpisodeDirectorDaniel AttiasStarsLucas NeffMartha PlimptonGarret DillahuntVirginia's nemesis, spoiled cousin Delilah, invites the whole family to Las Vegas for her high-profile wedding with an air force hero. Jimmy asks Sabrina along, as she always wanted to 'go wild once'. Burt is allowed to come but without cash, given his gambling record. Instead he and Jimmy earn cash doing odd and dubious jobs, but make a pittance. Virginia fails utterly to sabotage Delilah's wedding. Burt hoped to make up for his pauper wedding by renewing his vows here, but comes up with a budget comfortable alternative.
- DirectorMichael FrescoStarsLucas NeffMartha PlimptonGarret DillahuntVirginia, Burt, Jimmy, Sabrina, Maw Maw and Hope camp out on the front lawn after their house becomes tented for termites, but getting caught in the rain is the least of their problems. After learning that Hope hit a boy at day care, the family attempts to stop arguing out of fear that she will follow in her serial killer mom's footsteps.
- DirectorEyal GordinStarsLucas NeffMartha PlimptonGarret DillahuntA thirteen-year-old kid makes a run for Sabrina, which drives Jimmy absolutely crazy. Meanwhile, Maw Maw swallows her gold tooth and Burt and Virginia contemplate retrieving it.
- DirectorEyal GordinStarsLucas NeffMartha PlimptonGarret DillahuntJimmy, Virginia, Burt, Sabrina, Maw Maw and Hope borrow a house to impress Burt's wealthy parents who have decided at the last minute to celebrate Thanksgiving with the family. Things get interesting when the real homeowners return early, and Burt's folks get a taste of what life is really like for Burt and Virginia.
- DirectorMike MarianoStarsLucas NeffMartha PlimptonGarret DillahuntThe Chances dream of winning riches and fame at the National Invention Convention Extravaganza, whose star Andrew Dice Clay is announced to a stop in town. Each family member is supposed to come up with one brilliant novelty, but only greediest Virginia actually does so alone, sponges under the armpits to save deodorant. Jimmy dares not offend Sabrina by turning down her 'improvement', which actually wrecks his idea, a mob operated by a crawling baby. Burt and half-wit neighbor protégé Andrew come up with bro-gurt, macho flavors of yogurt. Competition day proves ruthless for candidates on various grounds, with a sting.