My Least Favorite Movies
These movies make me want to rip my TV screen to shreds.
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- DirectorLewis SchoenbrunStarsTerence LordingShevaun KastlRandal MaloneHenry 'Hank' Howard works as a scientist in a military lab, trying to create a superhuman formula but with little success. He is also in love with the daughter of his boss, a general. In an effort to earn his approval to marry his daughter, Henry tests the formula on himself, inadvertently transforming himself into a purple rage monster and leaving him at the mercy of those who wish to exploit his newfound power.The absolute worst. Don't watch this, you won't be able to claw your eyes out fast enough.
- DirectorM. Night ShyamalanStarsNoah RingerNicola Peltz BeckhamJackson RathboneAang, a young successor to a long line of Avatars, must master all four elements and stop the Fire Nation from enslaving the Water Tribes and the Earth Kingdom.Dear M. Night Schalamadingdong:
Thanks for ruining my childhood, moron. - DirectorMichelle GabrielStarsMartin FingerDouglas GuedesAnthony Logan ColeMarcelle Toing, owner of the best restaurant in Rio de Janeiro, must go on missions to steal ingredients from human restaurants to keep his meals the best.Speaks for itself.
- DirectorMichelle GabrielStarsRaul SchlosserSidney RossClaudia VictoriaA giant panda sets his heart on becoming a professional dancer.This one speaks for itself as well.
- DirectorLawrence KasanoffStarsHilary DuffHaylie DuffCharlie SheenThe evil Brand X joins a supermarket that becomes a city after closing time.How they managed to spend over 60 million dollars on this movie is a mystery.
- DirectorJoel SchumacherStarsArnold SchwarzeneggerGeorge ClooneyChris O'DonnellBatman and Robin try to keep their relationship together even as they must stop Mr. Freeze and Poison Ivy from freezing Gotham City.Despite my hate for this movie, it's still on my favorites list. Probably because it's hilarious.
And I'd like to give a word to Joel Schumadingdong:
Thanks for ruining the franchise, moron. - DirectorJohn RosieStarsAndrew BalmforthJudith ClementsTony GoodallGay librarian Lionel is bullied by his woman boss, and finds solace through reading. His real life starts to imitate fiction as he reads about the rescue of a maiden by the Black Knight.Really?
- DirectorJames NguyenStarsAlan BaghWhitney MooreThomas FavaloroA platoon of eagles and vultures attack Hollywood, California. Why did the eagles and vultures attack? Who will survive?Just doesn't have the appeal of Birdemic 1. And Birdemic 1 was terrible.
- DirectorJackie ChanStarsJackie ChanCarol 'Do Do' ChengEva CoboJackie is hired to help the UN find Nazi gold hidden in Sahara. He's accompanied from Spain by 2 (later 3) cute women. As there are others wanting the gold, lots of kung fu fighting and comedy follows.Jackie Chan was this movie's only saving grace. How he managed to put up with the planet's three most idiotic women to me is a mystery. I suppose that the stupidity of these women is supposed to be for comedic effect, but it just didn't come to me like that. The women really do kill his movie. They are useless morons who make me get too worked up over a simple movie.
As usual though, the fights are great and if there is one thing we can always get in a Chan movie is good action. - DirectorVijay S. BhanushaliSmita MarooStarsAsif Ali BegNeuman PintoSohrab ArdeshirKing Maximus's Dreamzone empire is threatened by his brother Badmess and Dr. Ozox.Has nothing to do with Princess Kiara, by the way. Just another retarded cash grab title.
- DirectorJuan AvilezStarsAdam SalandraWin De LugoCheryl TexieraWhen an evil corporation threatens to unleash the black plague, Evan Grail, is recruited by his grandfather,Max, into the order of the Black Knights - a secret band of warriors who have been called upon in the past to fight evilRetarded.
- DirectorHarald ZwartStarsJackie ChanJaden SmithTaraji P. HensonWork causes a single mother to move to China with her young son; in his new home, the boy embraces kung fu, taught to him by a master.Another Jackie Chan movie. Jackie Chan is good in this but I hate Jaden Smith with a passion. There are other dumb things about this movie.