TOP 20 WORST AND USELESS FILM REMAKES
by nims-1975 | created - 28 Jun 2017 | updated - 1 week ago | PublicYOU ARE NEVER GOING TO BEAT THE 80's FILMS AND THIS IS A LIST OF FILMS THAT WERE REMADE AND SOME OF THEM WERE T.V SERIES MADE INTO FILMS WHICH WERE REALLY CRAP AND USELESS.
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1. The Incredible Hulk (2008)
PG-13 | 112 min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi
Bruce Banner, a scientist on the run from the U.S. Government, must find a cure for the monster he turns into whenever he loses his temper.
Director: Louis Leterrier | Stars: Edward Norton, Liv Tyler, Tim Roth, William Hurt
Votes: 523,621 | Gross: $134.52M
They did two absolutely lame, weak and crap remakes of the excellent The Incredible Hulk, one a 2003 version and two a 2008 version, both film remakes were extremely lame, weak and crap.The Incredible Hulk remake films were absolutely lame, weak and crap. The acting in this film by Edward Norton as Bruce Banner was absolutely lame and rubbish and the Hulk both in the 2003 film and in this film looked like a cartoon character and didn't look at all scary or terrifying compared to the original 80's Hulk who looked very scary and awesome. The 80's T.V Series The Incredible Hulk starring Bill Bixby and Lou Ferrigno was brilliant, but they shouldn't have done a film version of the awesome T.V Series. The 2008 film The Incredible Hulk was absolutely rubbish.
2. The A-Team (2010)
PG-13 | 117 min | Action, Adventure, Crime
A group of Iraq War veterans look to clear their name with the U.S. Military, who suspect the four men of committing a crime for which they were framed.
Director: Joe Carnahan | Stars: Liam Neeson, Bradley Cooper, Sharlto Copley, Jessica Biel
Votes: 268,991 | Gross: $77.22M
The 2010 Film The A Team starring Liam Neeson was also absolutely rubbish and shouldn't have been made. The original 1983 T.V Series 'The A-Team was a lot better than this rubbish film. George Peppard, Mr T, Dirk Benedict and Dwight Schultzes acting was far better than the actors acting in this rubbish remake.
3. Miami Vice (2006)
R | 132 min | Action, Crime, Drama
Based on the 1980s TV action/drama, this update focuses on vice detectives Crockett and Tubbs as their respective personal and professional lives become dangerously intertwined.
Director: Michael Mann | Stars: Colin Farrell, Jamie Foxx, Gong Li, Naomie Harris
Votes: 123,763 | Gross: $63.45M
The 2006 Film Miami Vice was also a rubbish film and shouldn't have been made. Colin Farrell looked nothing like Don Johnsons Sonny Crockett and Jamie Foxx looked nothing like Philip Michael Thomases Ricardo Tubbs. The original 1984 T.V Series Miami Vice was 1000000 times better than this crap and Don Johnson and Philip Michael Thomases acting as Crockett and Tubbs was 1000000 times better than useless Colin Farrell and Jamie Foxxes acting.
4. RoboCop (2014)
PG-13 | 117 min | Action, Crime, Sci-Fi
In 2028 Detroit, when Alex Murphy, a loving husband, father and good cop, is critically injured in the line of duty, the multinational conglomerate OmniCorp sees their chance for a part-man, part-robot police officer.
Director: José Padilha | Stars: Joel Kinnaman, Gary Oldman, Michael Keaton, Abbie Cornish
Votes: 239,677 | Gross: $58.61M
The 2014 Film Robocop starring Joel Kinnaman was also a rubbish film and shouldn't have been made. This remake should be called Robocrap because it is 100% pure lame, cheesy and atrocious crap. Peter Weller was the best and absolutely brilliant Robocop and the original film 'Robocop' starring Peter Weller and Nancy Allen was a lot better than this crap.
5. The Karate Kid (2010)
PG | 140 min | Action, Drama, Family
Work causes a single mother to move to China with her young son; in his new home, the boy embraces kung fu, taught to him by a master.
Director: Harald Zwart | Stars: Jackie Chan, Jaden Smith, Taraji P. Henson, Wenwen Han
Votes: 205,602 | Gross: $176.59M
The 2010 Film The Karate Kid was also a rubbish film and shouldn't have been made. The original film The Karate Kid starring Ralph Macchio and Pat Morita was a lot better than this crap remake starring Jaden Smith and Jackie Chan.
6. Street Fighter (1994)
PG-13 | 102 min | Action, Adventure, Comedy
In the midst of a civil war in South East Asia, a general intensifies the climate of violence by kidnapping 63 UN delegates. To free the hostages, a colonel leads a group of fighters, who will have to use all their skills to be successful.
Director: Steven E. de Souza | Stars: Jean-Claude Van Damme, Raul Julia, Ming-Na Wen, Damian Chapa
Votes: 75,307 | Gross: $33.42M
The Jean Claude Van Damme film Street Fighter which was a film version of the video game Street Fighter was also a rubbish film and shouln't have been made.
7. Masters of the Universe (1987)
PG | 106 min | Action, Adventure, Fantasy
The heroic warrior He-Man battles against the evil lord Skeletor and his armies of darkness for control of Castle Grayskull.
Director: Gary Goddard | Stars: Dolph Lundgren, Frank Langella, Meg Foster, Billy Barty
Votes: 44,307 | Gross: $17.34M
Masters of the Universe which was a film version of the 80's Cartoon He Man and the Masters of the Universe was also a rubbish film and shouldn't have been made.
8. Ghostbusters: Answer the Call (2016)
PG-13 | 117 min | Action, Comedy, Fantasy
Following a ghost invasion of Manhattan, paranormal enthusiasts Erin Gilbert and Abby Yates, nuclear engineer Jillian Holtzmann, and subway worker Patty Tolan band together to stop the otherworldly threat.
Director: Paul Feig | Stars: Melissa McCarthy, Kristen Wiig, Kate McKinnon, Leslie Jones
Votes: 246,416 | Gross: $128.34M
The 2016 Film 'Ghostbusters' was also a rubbish film and shouldn'thave been made. The original 1984 classic 'Ghostbusters' and 1989 sequel 'Ghostbusters II' were absolutely brilliant with excellent acting by Dan Aykroyd, Bill Murray, Harold Ramis, Ernie Hudson, Rick Moranis and Sigourney Weaver. The 2016 Ghostbusters Remake which was a female Ghostbusters remake with some new female Ghostbusters is absolutely crap, which was not funny, is absolutely awful, lame and cheesy. This awful remake was and is some absolutely useless, has awful acting compared to the excellent actors who did the original 1984 classic which is 1000000 times better than this crap.
9. The Predator (2018)
R | 107 min | Action, Adventure, Horror
When a young boy accidentally triggers the universe's most lethal hunters' return to Earth, only a ragtag crew of ex-soldiers and a disgruntled scientist can prevent the end of the human race.
Director: Shane Black | Stars: Boyd Holbrook, Trevante Rhodes, Jacob Tremblay, Keegan-Michael Key
Votes: 143,478 | Gross: $51.02M
This 2018 film The Predator is also an absolutely rubbish and cheesy remake. The original 1987 classic 'Predator' starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Carl Weathers, Kevin Peter Hall etc and the 1990 sequel 'Predator 2' starring Danny Glover, Gary Busey, Kevin Peter Hall, Ruben Blades, Maria Conchita Alonso, Bill Paxton etc are the best films. Kevin Peter Hall was and is the best Predator and the 2018 Predator is nowhere near as good as 'Predator' or 'Predator 2'. The Predator in the remake is useless, weak and crap compared to the original Predator played by the legend Kevin Peter Hall. The 1987 Predator played by Kevin Peter Hall is much much more scarier, malicious and dangerous than the soft cheesy 2018 Predator. The 1987 film 'Predator' and 1990 sequel 'Predator 2' definitely kicks arse against this crap remake and they shouldn't have done a remake without Kevin Peter Hall aka The Predator who died after doing Predator 2.
10. Total Recall (I) (2012)
PG-13 | 118 min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi
A factory worker, Douglas Quaid, begins to suspect that he is a spy after visiting Rekall - a company that provides its clients with implanted fake memories of a life they would like to have led - goes wrong and he finds himself on the run.
Director: Len Wiseman | Stars: Colin Farrell, Bokeem Woodbine, Bryan Cranston, Kate Beckinsale
Votes: 266,426 | Gross: $58.88M
Total Recall is also an absolutely rubbish remake. The original film starring Arnold Schwarzenegger was the best.
11. A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)
R | 95 min | Crime, Drama, Horror
The spectre of a disfigured man haunts the children of the parents who murdered him, stalking and killing them in their dreams.
Director: Samuel Bayer | Stars: Jackie Earle Haley, Rooney Mara, Kyle Gallner, Katie Cassidy
Votes: 107,498 | Gross: $63.08M
A Nightmare on Elm Street remake is an absolutely crap remake. The original film starring Robert Englund as Freddy Krueger was extremely powerful, scary, intense and was an absolutely brilliant film. Jackie Earle Haley as Freddy Krueger looked absolutely stupid, not scary and his performance was absolutely weak, lame cheesy and crap. This remake is absolutely weak and is extremely, lame cheesy and crap.
12. Star Trek (2009)
PG-13 | 127 min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi
The brash James T. Kirk tries to live up to his father's legacy with Mr. Spock keeping him in check as a vengeful Romulan from the future creates black holes to destroy the Federation one planet at a time.
Director: J.J. Abrams | Stars: Chris Pine, Zachary Quinto, Simon Pegg, Leonard Nimoy
Votes: 620,327 | Gross: $257.73M
Star Trek was an excellent sci fi TV Show but they did a remake of the film in 2009 and more Star Trek films after which are absolutely lame, weak and crap.
13. The Dukes of Hazzard (2005)
PG-13 | 104 min | Comedy
Cousins Bo, Luke, and Daisy Duke, and their uncle Jesse, egg on the authorities of Hazzard County, Boss Hogg and Sheriff Coltrane.
Director: Jay Chandrasekhar | Stars: Seann William Scott, Johnny Knoxville, Jessica Simpson, Alice Greczyn
Votes: 81,897 | Gross: $80.27M
The Dukes of Hazzard was a completely crap remake of the absolutely brilliant 80's TV Series The Dukes of Hazzard starring John Schneider, Tom Wopat, James Best and Catherine Bach. The film version is awful compared to the TV Series. Characters such as Daisy Duke(played by Catherine Bach) was a sex symbol and really stood out for her sexiness wearing the skin tight Denim Shorts which made her look gorgeous compared to the film remakes Daisy Duke.
14. Coming 2 America (2021)
PG-13 | 110 min | Comedy, Music
The African monarch Akeem learns he has a long-lost son in the United States and must return to America to meet this unexpected heir and build a relationship with his son.
Director: Craig Brewer | Stars: Eddie Murphy, Arsenio Hall, Shari Headley, Jermaine Fowler
Votes: 75,457
Coming 2 America is a completely crap remake of the absolutely brilliant original 1988 Coming To America starring Eddie Murphy.
15. Top Gun: Maverick (2022)
PG-13 | 130 min | Action, Drama
After thirty years, Maverick is still pushing the envelope as a top naval aviator, but must confront ghosts of his past when he leads TOP GUN's elite graduates on a mission that demands the ultimate sacrifice from those chosen to fly it.
Director: Joseph Kosinski | Stars: Tom Cruise, Jennifer Connelly, Miles Teller, Val Kilmer
Votes: 697,220 | Gross: $718.73M
Top Gun 2: Maverick is a sequel to Top Gun but it's more like a remake of the absolutely brilliant film 'Top Gun' but it is a sequel that they took far too long to make. It also lacks everything the first Top Gun has, the plot is awful, the acting is awful, the characters are awful, the characters have stupid names and it's just extremely boring and crap. An article on YouTube focusing on Everything wrong with Top Gun Maverick got 1.5m Views, a majority of viewers agreed and thought it was rubbish and a small minority of viewers think that it is way better than the original 1986 film 'Top Gun'. It's definitely no way better than the first 'Top Gun', it still stars Tom Cruise but also has some different actors in it compared to the original first part.
16. Poltergeist (2015)
PG-13 | 93 min | Horror, Thriller
A family whose suburban home is haunted by evil forces must come together to rescue their youngest daughter after the apparitions take her captive.
Director: Gil Kenan | Stars: Sam Rockwell, Rosemarie DeWitt, Kennedi Clements, Saxon Sharbino
Votes: 61,076 | Gross: $47.43M
Poltergeist is an absolutely crap remake of the absolutely brilliant and classic 1982 horror film Poltergeist. The remake is shit and the film is just lame, weak and crap.
17. White Men Can't Jump (2023)
R | 101 min | Comedy, Drama, Sport
A remake of the 1992 film about a pair of basketball hustlers who team up to earn extra cash.
Director: Calmatic | Stars: Sinqua Walls, Jack Harlow, Lance Reddick, Teyana Taylor
Votes: 10,283
'White Men Can't Jump' is an absolutely crap, shit, lame and cheesy remake of the 1991 original starring Wesley Snipes and Woody Harrelson. This remake is fucking awful film, an unnecessary remake and you're never going to beat Wesley Snipes and Woody Harrelson.
18. The Fall Guy (2024)
PG-13 | 126 min | Action, Comedy, Drama
A down-and-out stuntman must find the missing star of his ex-girlfriend's blockbuster film.
Director: David Leitch | Stars: Ryan Gosling, Emily Blunt, Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Hannah Waddingham
Votes: 6,322
'The Fall Guy' is an absolutely crap, shit lame and cheesy remake of the classic 1991 TV Show 'The Fall Guy' starring Lee Majors. You're never going to beat the original 'The Fall Guy' or Lee Majors which and who are absolutely brilliant.
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