Actors Who Will Mow Your Lawn For ANY Work
by Cursing_Parrot | created - 27 Sep 2014 | updated - 11 Aug 2019 | Public
1. Tori Spelling
Actress | Scary Movie 2
Tori Spelling was born in Los Angeles, the daughter of author Candy Spelling and Hollywood producer Aaron Spelling. With her father producing many popular television shows in the 1970s, Tori had an early flair for showbusiness. She appeared on many of her father's shows, which gained her more ...
I'd add her husband to this list if I had any friggin idea who the hell he even was. Until then, he's persona non grata.
As for her, she'd change her name to News At 11 just to get mentioned on TV.
But yeah, obviously the aforementioned hubby will gladly mow your lawn. On camera.
2. Dustin Diamond
Actor | Saved by the Bell
Attended Zion Lutheran School in Anaheim, California. While in fifth grade, he portrayed 8th-grader Samuel "Screech" Powers in the television series Good Morning, Miss Bliss (1987), which evolved into Saved by the Bell (1989) and its various television movies and spin-offs. Also appeared in the ...
That's right lonely housewives. He's available for yard work. He'll even take his shirt off. Even if you ask him not to.
(Update) Warning, might stab you.
3. Scott Baio
Actor | Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2
Scott Vincent James Baio was born on September 22, 1960 in Brooklyn, New York. He was the third child of Mario and Rose Baio, who had emigrated from Italy. At the young age of nine, Scott decided that he wanted to be an actor. Soon after, his parents took him on interviews and he was able to land ...
Bob Loblaw no habla espanol.
4. Joey Lawrence
Actor | Blossom
Joey Lawrence (born Joseph Lawrence Mignogna Jr.) is an American actor and singer from Pennsylvania. He is a former child actor, and has had an active career since the early 1980s. Lawrence is primarily known for television roles in sitcoms. He portrayed middle child Joseph "Joey" Russo in the ...
Whoa! Does he look like the killer in Se7en to anyone else?
5. Eric Roberts
Actor | Runaway Train
Roberts is an Academy Award nominee for his role in Runaway Train, and a three-time Golden Globe nominee for Runaway Train, Star 80, and King of the Gypsies.
In addition, Roberts received acclaim at the Sundance Film Festival for his role in A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints and It's My Party. He ...
It saddens me to add him to this list because, unlike 1-4, he actually has talent. But he says Yes to anything and everything. I hear he plays a cab driver in Bibleman: The Movie.
That's a lie. Or is it? I'm afraid to click on his name to find out.
6. Willie Aames
Actor | Eight Is Enough
After becoming an award-winning, platinum-selling writer, producer/director Willie Aames took a 5-year hiatus and became a 6-star cruise director spending his time circling the globe and visiting over 127 countries. Recently Aames returned to his roots in acting and film making, splitting his time ...
Speaking of Bibleman...
7. Nicolas Cage
Actor | Face/Off
Nicolas Cage was born Nicolas Kim Coppola in Long Beach, California, the son of comparative literature professor August Coppola (whose brother is director Francis Ford Coppola) and dancer/choreographer Joy Vogelsang. He is of Italian (father) and Polish and German (mother) descent. Cage changed his...
The Oscars: Mr. Cage?
Nic Cage: Yeah?
The Oscars: We would greatly appreciate it if you would return our statue back to us.
Nic Cage: Uh. Why?
The Oscars: Well, since you won, your movies have lacked...um, well, they've lacked good. And we would like our statue back, if you please.
Nic Cage: Wha- Lacked...? You want, you... Oh, come OONNNNNN!!!!!!
8. Randy Quaid
Actor | Independence Day
Randy Quaid is an Academy Award-nominated actor, for his performance in The Last Detail (1973). Hal Ashby directed Quaid in the role of Meadows opposite Jack Nicholson and Otis Young. Quaid is a great and much-admired actor that has been recognized by Hollywood and the world's finest directors, ...
Maybe better to not let him on your property. If you pay him to leave, he'll just come back.
9. Gary Busey
Actor | The Buddy Holly Story
A blond-haired, fair-complexioned actor with a toothy grin and capable of an unsettling glint in his eyes, Gary Busey was born in Goose Creek, Texas, and was raised in Oklahoma. He is the son of Sadie Virginia (Arnett), a homemaker, and Delmar Lloyd Busey, a construction design manager. He has ...
Whatever the cost, make this happen. You owe it to yourself. And if you wouldn't mind putting it on YouTube, that'd be cool of you.
10. Corey Feldman
Actor | Stand by Me
Corey Scott Feldman began his career at the age of three, starring in a Clio Award-winning McDonald's commercial and has sustained a career for nearly 50 years as a steadily working actor, with more than 80 films under his belt. Corey began his career in guest-starring roles on television series ...
At first he'll say no because of his "music career". But then he'll realize that by "music career", he means he will totally mow your lawn if you pay him. Anything.
11. Tom Green
Actor | Freddy Got Fingered
Tom Green was born on July 30, 1971 in Pembroke, Ontario, Canada. He is a producer and actor, known for Freddy Got Fingered (2001), Charlie's Angels (2000) and Road Trip (2000). He was previously married to Drew Barrymore.
Actually, if you look out your window, you'll see he's mowing it now.
12. Rob Schneider
Actor | Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
Robert Michael "Rob" Schneider (born October 31, 1963) is an American actor, comedian, screenwriter, and director. A stand-up comic and veteran of the NBC sketch comedy series Saturday Night Live (1975), Schneider has gone on to a successful career in feature films, including starring roles in the ...
The Robmeister. Mowin the lawnage. Mowin the laaaawwn. Hopefully NOT running over his own face with the whirling buh-laaaades.
13. Tim Allen
Actor | Toy Story
Timothy Allen Dick was born on June 13, 1953, in Denver, Colorado, to Martha Katherine (Fox) and Gerald M. Dick. His father, a real estate salesman, was killed in a collision with a drunk driver while driving his family home from a University of Colorado football game, when Tim was eleven years old...
He doesn't need the money. He's the tool guy! He likes mowing lawns. I also put him on this list because he sucks.
14. Pauly Shore
Actor | Encino Man
Stand-up comic Pauly Shore (né Paul Montgomery Shore) tasted super-stardom in 1990 when his precedent-setting MTV show Totally Pauly (1990) hit the airwaves to major fan approval. The show ran for four years, opening the door wide for him for television and film roles. In 1993, he wrote and starred...
Last whereabouts unknown.
15. Frank Stallone
Actor | Rocky
Frank Stallone was born on September 12, 1919 in Gioia del Colle, Puglia, Italy. He was an actor, known for Rocky (1976), The Fifth Corner (1992) and Biography (1987). He was married to Kathleen Rhodes and Jackie Stallone. He died on July 11, 2011 in Wellington, Florida, USA.
Did I say Frank? I meant the other one. Yeah, his brother. What's his face? The one who looks like Frank Stallone.
16. Barbra Streisand
Actress | Yentl
Barbra Streisand is an American singer, actress, director and producer and one of the most successful personalities in show business. She is the only person ever to receive all of the following: Oscar, Tony, Emmy, Grammy, Golden Globe, Cable Ace, National Endowment for the Arts, and Peabody awards,...
She's done worse for less. Wiki it.
17. Mel Gibson
Actor | Braveheart
Mel Columcille Gerard Gibson was born January 3, 1956 in Peekskill, New York, USA, as the sixth of eleven children of Hutton Gibson, a railroad brakeman, and Anne Patricia (Reilly) Gibson (who died in December of 1990). His mother was Irish, from County Longford, while his American-born father is ...
Here's the thing. I like Mel. I like his movies. Here's what I don't like... Tim Allen.
Um, I may have lost sight of where I was going there.
18. David Hasselhoff
Actor | Baywatch
David Hasselhoff has become one of the most recognizable faces on television and throughout the world. Aside from starring in Knight Rider (1982) and Baywatch (1989), he is also an accomplished singer and popular recording artist.
David Michael Hasselhoff was born on July 17, 1952 in Baltimore, ...
If you pay him extra, he'll suck in his gut that much further.
19. Ethan Hawke
Actor | Training Day
Ethan Green Hawke was born on November 6, 1970 in Austin, Texas, to Leslie Carole (Green), a charity worker, and James Steven Hawke, an insurance actuary. His parents were students at the University of Texas at the time but divorced when Ethan was 5 years old. His mother raised him alone for the ...
He'll do it to finance his next indie flick.
20. Dan Aykroyd
Writer | Ghostbusters
Daniel Edward Aykroyd was born on July 1, 1952 in Ottawa, Ontario, Canada, to Lorraine Hélène (Gougeon), a secretary from a French-Canadian family, and Samuel Cuthbert Peter Hugh Aykroyd, a civil engineer who advised prime minister Pierre Trudeau. Aykroyd attended Carleton University in 1969, where...
Of course your lawn will look like crop circles, but c'mon! That'd be awesome!
21. Billy Zane
Actor | Titanic
William George Zane, better known as Billy Zane, was born on February 24, 1966 in Chicago, Illinois, to Thalia (Colovos) and William Zane, both of Greek ancestry. His parents were amateur actors and managed a medical technical school. Billy has an older sister, actress and singer Lisa Zane. Billy ...
Because you know he'd do it with such panache.
22. Chuck Norris
Actor | Walker, Texas Ranger
Chuck Norris is familiar to fans worldwide as the star of action films such as The Hitman (1991), The Delta Force (1986) and Delta Force 2: The Colombian Connection (1990). He also starred in Missing in Action (1984) and its sequels, Firewalker (1986) and Sidekicks (1992). He was an executive ...
Chuck Norris doesn't mow lawns. He roundhouse kicks the air around the grass, then walks away. With the motor still running. And the grass still un mowed. You're welcome.
23. Pamela Anderson
Actress | Barb Wire
Pamela Denise Anderson was born on July 1, 1967 in Ladysmith, British Columbia, Canada at 4:08 PST, to young newlywed parents, Barry Anderson and Carol Anderson. Her ancestry includes Finnish, English, Irish, and Volga German. During her childhood, she moved to the city of Vancouver. She has a ...
Will also do "other things" on your lawn as well.
24. Steve Guttenberg
Actor | Short Circuit
Steve Guttenberg was born on August 24, 1958 to Ann Newman and Stanley Guttenberg in Boropark, Brooklyn.The family moved from Brooklyn, to Queens, and then to N. Massapequa, where Steve graduated Plainedge High School in 1976. He studied acting both on Long Island and in N.Y.City, moving to L.A. to...
This is a good hire. You know he's available and will never be late. Want him to tell you how nice Tom Selleck is? He'll do it with a smile! Need him to take you to the shed out back and go John Holmes on you? Guttenberg only wishes to please.
25. Kirstie Alley
Actress | Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
Kirstie Louise Alley was an American actress. Her breakout role was as Rebecca Howe in the NBC sitcom Cheers (1987-1993), receiving an Emmy Award and a Golden Globe in 1991 for the role. From 1997 to 2000, she starred in the sitcom Veronica's Closet, earning additional Emmy and Golden Globe ...
I think she's in SeaOrg, so you only have to pay her like .80 cents an hour.
26. Ian Ziering
Actor | Sharknado 4: The 4th Awakens
Ian Ziering (pronounced 'EYE-an, Zare-ring') was born on March 30, 1964, and was raised in West Orange, New Jersey. By the mid-1970s, young Ian was landing spots in national commercials at the age of 12, which led to roles in various soap operas and stage plays, most notably Guiding Light (1952), ...
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