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- DirectorKoreyoshi AkasakaTeruo IshiiAkira MitsuwaStarsKen UtsuiSachihiro OhsawaJunko IkeuchiThe Supreme Council from the Emerald Planet sends the superhero Starman (Super Giant in Japan) to protect Earth from destruction by an evil alien race from the Sapphire Galaxy. The Sapphirians are out to destroy earth using a space station that can hurl a fiery "Death Star" and destroy the entire planet. Starman tries to destroy their ship, but a meteor storm intervenes. Starman arrives on Earth and discovers Dr. Yanamaka, one of Earth's top scientists and his two children have been abducted by human agents of the Sapphirians. Worse, a huge conspiracy is afoot. A secret headquarters underneath a graveyard is the Earth headquarters of the Sapphirian takeover efforts. Starman arrives to rescue Yanamaka and his children, but they have been taken by rocket to the large space station that controls the Death Star. After knocking out the subsurface facility, Starman streaks into space in a second attempt to rescue the abductees. On the space station, Dr. Yanamaka's daughter, Kaoru, and Asami, a loyal team member, have done a lot to throw obstructions in the way of the Sapphirians. They are on the verge of escaping when the Sapphirians gain the upper hand. Yanamaka and the kids are about to be executed when Starman arrives. As Starman keeps the Sapphirian troops engaged, Dr. Yanamaka, his son and Asami escape in the Sapphirian rocket. Starman finishes off the battle and flies Kaoru to the ship. From there, they destroy the Sapphirian space-wheel base.Starman utilizes his "ballet fu" on the enemies of our world!...
- DirectorLuigi BatzellaJoe D'AmatoStarsMark DamonRosalba NeriEsmeralda BarrosLady Dracula uses Dracula's ring to lure beautiful girls to her castle, where she murders them so she can bathe in their blood.Rosalba Neri in all of her glory! She outdoes herself here!...
- DirectorRichard BansbachRobert E. PearsonStarsJason EversLeon AmesAnthony CarusoHunters wound a grizzly bear in a national forest in Alaska. Soon after, the wounded bear goes off and kills several other hunters, hikers, campers, the sheriff and a little boy scout. Jason Evers sets out to stop it in the frozen plains of the Alaska mountains.Yep, it's that other killer-grizzly-on-a-rampage movie!...
- DirectorClaude AlexanderLarry BuchananStarsDenis AdamsCharles WestHoward WareA student researching the German settlements of Central Texas unearths the grave of a reputed witch. The witch rises from her grave nude and embarks on a campaign of seduction and murder against the descendants of her persecutors.Only for those who wonder what it's like to have one's head squeezed between two millstones!...
- DirectorJames MerendinoStarsCharles Solomon Jr.Julie StrainClive PearsonRock musicians are selling their souls to the devil for fame and fortune. An attorney with magical powers attempts to stop it.This is Julie Strain's movie! Forget the rest, it's all nonsense anyway!...
- DirectorRachel FeldmanStarsCharles Solomon Jr.Lisa ToothmanDomonic LucianaA warlock refuses to use his powers for evil, but comes across another warlock who isn't bothered by such trivial matters. In fact, the evil warlock falls for the good warlock's girlfriend, and decides to get rid of his competition so he can turn the girlfriend into one of his many sex slaves. The good warlock, not quite sure how to handle the situation, turns to an African witch doctor for help.It's warlock vs. warlock in this soft core horror schlocker!...
- DirectorMark WoodsStarsCharles Solomon Jr.Delia SheppardDavid HombWitch from the first Witchcraft movie stalks the now teenage child. She attempts to kill his friends in order to slowly corrupt him to Satan. However the boy is able to defeat the evil Satanic witch, and not enter into Evil with her.Charles Solomon plays a suspiciously aged-looking "teenager", trying to fend off the advances of Delia Sheppard! Pure gold!...
- DirectorRob SperaStarsAnat TopolGary SloanMary ShelleyGrace Churchill delivers her healthy baby William and is visited by her husband John Stocton and her best friend Linda. When they leave the hospital, they go to the mansion of Grace's mother-in-law Elizabeth Stocton, and not home. Soon Grace feels weird things happening in the house and meets the strange butler Ellsworth. When her friend, Priest, visits her, he feels evil in the house and gives a crucifix to Grace and then he dies. Soon Linda finds a book in a secret room in the house and learns that John and Elizabeth are witches from 1687, but she dies before she can tell to Grace. What will happen to Grace and her baby?The one that started it all! Some 15 sequels followed! Here's where the madness begins!...
- DirectorBruno MatteiStarsReb BrownCatherine HicklandMassimo VanniA clone/mix of PREDATOR, RAMBO, and ROBOCOP gone nuts jungle flick with an international cast, exotic locale and fantastic electronic music.Reb Brown channels Arnold in this PREDATOR ripoff! How could it not be awesome?!...
- DirectorRobert RundleStarsLonnie SchuylerJeff JenkinsChristina Lucia Peralta-RamosIn the future, an L.A. cop whose girlfriend is a stripper uncovers a conspiracy concerning killer cyborgs.Disproves the theory that killer cyborg movies can't possibly be dull!...
- DirectorVanio AmiciStarsGabriele GoriMargie NewtonChuck ValentiIn a futuristic New York City, a cyborg goes on a killing spree.A whole host of movies were cloned in order to give us this hunk of futuristic foolishness!...
- DirectorChristian CisnerosStarsMaurice RipkeJulian GuevaraRobert StewartMauro Bosque was an adventurer who disappeared into the forest of Belize while filming an episode of his popular web-series, The Woodsman. What happened in those woods was a mystery until now. This is the story of a man searching for a dream, only to find his greatest nightmare.More found footage fodder for the faithful! Ripke gives a good performance that is wasted on this ultra-drek!...
- DirectorDaniel Petrie Jr.StarsMatthew HennesseyBarry PepperSuki KaiserThe Valley Creek Apartments seem to be a magnet for rich, beautiful people. But the rent has just gone up and it is costing residents their lives. Detectives Kate Wagner and Mark Weiss arrive to begin the investigation, but every time they get close to capturing the lunatic murderer, a suspect is found murdered. Bodies are piling up in the morgue with one thing in common: missing toe tags.Made-for-TV silliness starring Barry Pepper as a Bill and Ted-type buffoon!...
- DirectorBozidar D. BenediktStarsLazar RockwoodBonnie BeckGary FreedmanAfter meeting up with his ex-lover Wendy, an ex-convict and thief named Boris gets persuaded to do one more heist. He is supposed to help Wendy rob her paraplegic, millionaire boss Lord Breston, for whom she has been working as a housemaid. But things turn out to be much more complicated than expected, in this exciting horror thriller with a twist ending.Global superstar, Lazar Rockwood lives up to his mineral / tree-like last name!
- DirectorSergio MartinoStarsBarbara BachClaudio CassinelliMel FerrerTourists on a tropical island anger an island god, who turns himself into a giant alligator and stalks them.Well, not so great, but loads of fun! Especially, the floating disco dance floor massacre!...
- DirectorBarry MahonStarsRita BennettHelena ClaytonUta EricksonA loner who works in a mannequin factory stalks and strangles women in Times Square.A homicidal, mannequin-loving madman is on the loose! Nope, this isn't MANIAC, but could be that film's clunky ancestor!...
- DirectorEarl WainwrightStarsGene BerkRod BeringSally AllenA photographer discovers two shipwrecked women and a man living as nudists.Yet another "nudie" film from eons past! In this day and age it's hard to believe that our ancestors stayed awake through such stuff!...
- DirectorJoy N. Houck Jr.StarsJames BestBarbara BurgessGil PetersonSeveral people volunteer for a scientific experiment about mind-reading and memory, but the experiment goes horribly wrong.Not even the star power of James Best can salvage this tiresome tripe!...
- DirectorAndy MilliganStarsJohn MirandaAnnabella WoodBerwick KalerA murderous barber and his equally psychopathic friend, a baker, the barber and baker hatch a plan to murder and make human pies to be sold in his shop.Another Andy Milligan atrocity! As refreshing and intriguing as cardboard!...
- DirectorDavid DeCoteauStarsJason FauntMarissa TaitEric W. EdwardsSix people find themselves transported to a remote cabin surrounded by an invisible barrier. In a nearby graveyard, they discover an ancient, carved stone monument that they dub a totem pole.More of Charles Band's little monster puppets, this time ruined by David DeCoteau!...
- DirectorKoreyoshi AkasakaTeruo IshiiAkira MitsuwaStarsKen UtsuiMinako YamadaJunko IkeuchiA bunch of pernicious salamander men from the planet Kulimon in the Moffit Galaxy plan on taking over Earth by unleashing a lethal plague on mankind. It's up to valiant superhero Starman from the Emerald Planet to save the human race before it's too late.Starman returns! This time, salamander men are involved!...
- DirectorDeryn WarrenStarsJulie MerrillJanet GrahamRay QuirogaAn abused woman conjures up a spirit to take revenge on the men who have misused her.An abused woman becomes a super-stalker, after reading a mystical book! A$$hole men beware!...
- DirectorErick SantamariaStarsWilliam KerwinJean ChristopherAndrée ChampagneA rich, lonely woman hires a drifter as a live-in handyman. The drifter turns out to be a psycho artist who has beautiful women model for him, then kills them.William Kerwin stars as Bill, an artist with a taste for murder! Beware: Contains Neil Sedaka!
- DirectorRob PallatinaStarsCaroline IvariStephen BrownCedric JonathanA team of disabled service personnel developing a revolutionary thought-controlled fighter plane is pressed into service to repel an alien invasion.More godawful CGI monsters to roll our eyes at!...
- DirectorJoy N. Houck Jr.StarsJack ElamDub TaylorDennis FimpleTwo men exploring the Louisiana swamps encounter a Bigfoot-type creature.Bigfoot is on a rampage! Sort of, in this slow-moving yeti yarn!...
- DirectorRichard CaseyStarsPhil TherrienMax MantheyIrene CagenA van full of college students traveling down a highway is terrorized by a psycho killer in a Richard Nixon mask.Yes, the killer wears a Richard Nixon mask, but that's not the only master stroke for this glorious lump of sludge!...
- DirectorTiziano CellaStarsDavid WhiteBeatrice GattaiFederica MasulloA hacker looking for a missing man, what he finds out are videos in which the man is questioned and tortured till he drops by two mysterious women.We've all heard of so-called, "torture porn". Well, here's torture corn! Be prepared for a nap!...
- DirectorRandall DininniStarsJoseph E. MillerBrenda MoyerDavid A. YoakamGenetic experiments gone wrong unleash an ancient voodoo curse that produces a masticating monster with an appetite for terror. Narrated by Oscar-winning actor Jack Palance.Mad science! Idiot characters! A ridiculous monster! Annnd, the miracle that is the band, Cry Wolf!...
- DirectorLarry BuchananStarsJohn AgarFrancine YorkJeff AlexanderWhile searching for oil in the deadly swamplands of the Florida Everglades, members of a geological expedition meet an insane doctor who is working on an experiment to create a creature that is part man and part alligator.Quite possibly Larry Buchanan's most brain-crumbling film! So dull it's like being skinned alive! With tweezers!...
- DirectorStephen CarpenterJeffrey ObrowStarsSuzy StokeyWarren LincolnLisa EricksonA few people come into possession of an ancient Aztec doll. However, the doll is possessed by an evil spirit, which takes over their bodies.An Aztec idol causes possession, leading to murder! A 1980's cheeeze gem!...
- DirectorJack M. SellStarsPeter SpelsonChris CarbisCurt ColbertA man discovers that he has psychotronic powers--the ability to will people to die. He begins exercising that power.A barber uses his newfound psychic abilities for eeevil, and not for good!...
- DirectorLeonard KirtmanStarsEarle EdgertonJudith ResnickMartin BarolskyA psychopathic killer uses the carousel ride at a carnival to pick his victims, who he then murders and dismembers.One of the earliest slasher films, it's quite a chore to watch!...
- DirectorS. Edwin GrahamStarsBarry NortonBlanche MehaffeyJack BartyThis is an edited version of a ten-year-old film, _Sea Fiend, The (1936)_.Endless narration! Endless nature footage! A nonsensical "plot"! An absurd "monster"! It's all here!
- DirectorMark L. LesterStarsClaudia JenningsLieux DresslerJohn MartinoA mother and daughter who run a brothel for truckers fight back when the Mafia tries to take over their operation.Hillbillies! Mobsters! Annnd, Claudia Jennings in all of her blessed glory!...
- DirectorMartin GreenStarsAldo RayKory ClarkChuck JamisonA woman with psychic visions and an alcoholic past moves into a house where the previous occupant was mysteriously decapitated, and soon suspects the visions she's seeing are her own future.Astonishingly bad! An extremely non-thrilling thriller!...
- DirectorMichael WrightMichael J. RixStarsCraig BrownBilly BushAngus DouglasA crazed scientist creates a half-man, half-cow creature which goes on the rampage at an African game lodge.A killer cow-man! Need more be said?...
- DirectorNewt ArnoldStarsRobert WinstonKatherine HenrykYvonne NielsonA sex-crimes specialist from New York travels to the Philippines to help his friend, a Manila homicide detective, solve a series of murders.A murderer with molten bubblegum for a head is on a rampage in Manila!...
- DirectorAntonio MargheritiStarsClaude RainsBill CarterUmberto OrsiniA runaway asteroid dubbed "The Outsider" mysteriously begins orbiting the Earth and threatens it with lethal flying saucers.An asteroid full of UFOs orbits our planet! Claude Rains bellows! The theme song is pure gold!...
- DirectorDonald A. DavisStarsFerlin HuskyClaude KingSteve DrexelAbandoned by her mother, teenage girl Janeen lives deep in the Okefenokee swamp. When an escaped female convict and her boyfriend try to flee through the swamps, it leads to a deadly duel for survival between Janeen and the criminals.Adventure in the swampland! Plus, Ferlin Husky croons the immortal title song!...
- DirectorHarry HopeLee SholemHerbert J. LederStarsBobby VanRuta LeeMala PowersSpies discover that the Red Chinese have built a "doomsday machine" capable of destroying the surface of the Earth, and that they plan to use it within a matter of days.Punishing, brain-pulverizing schlock that you'll never forget! Watch for Casey Kasem and Will Ferrell!
- DirectorJeff LeroyStarsRandal MaloneTasha TacosaFord AustinBrought back from a doomed space mission, an army of giant rats develop a big appetite for Los Angeles residents.Schlock done right! Stop-motion! Miniatures! A mad doctor with mechanical hands!...
- DirectorDavid A. PriorStarsReb BrownLeilani SarelleTed PriorA bloodthirsty Bigfoot, which kills without warning, is on a rampage. A strong, beautiful, woman shows up claiming to represent the Government and pushes the local Sheriff into hunting this creature.A fast-moving bigfoot is on a tear! Annnd, Reb Brown is the sheriff!...
- DirectorAlfonso BresciaStarsJohn RichardsonYanti SomerWest BuchananA strange signal arrives on the Earth disturbing all communications, while a UFO appears above the Antarctic sea. Captain Alex Hamilton is sent with his spaceship and crew to the space outside the Solar System to find the origin of that signal. They reach an unknown planet where a giant robot enslaved a whole population of humanoids by taking their psychic energies. The robot's got his eyes on the Earth, too.a true fuster cluck of sub-sludge idiocy! STAR WARS has much to answer for!...
- DirectorMichael HerzLloyd KaufmanStarsJim HarrisCarol DrakeCarol BevarThree lovely waitresses contend with a drunken, slovenly chef and mutinous patrons.A horridly unfunny "comedy" that rivals SHOOTERS in its total lack of laughs!...
- DirectorElmer CliftonStarsLuana WaltersArthur GardnerDorothy ShortA high-school girl gets involved with a ring of teenage marijuana smokers and starts down the road to ruin. A reporter poses as a soda jerk to infiltrate the gang of teen dope fiends.The sister film to REEFER MADNESS, this one might be even funnier!...
- DirectorStelvio MassiStarsMaurizio MerliJoan CollinsFranco ResselAn Italian private investigator tries to get to the bottom of a suspicious kidnapping case with the help of an exotic dancer.A private investigator investigates, while Joan Collins goes unclothed! Twice!...
- DirectorDorothy DavenportMelville ShyerStarsHelen FosterNell O'DayGlen BolesA young girl gets involved with a crowd that smokes marijuana, drinks and has sex. She winds up an alcoholic, pregnant drug addict and is forced to get an abortion.Elderly "teens" learn the lessons the hard way, when romance stories lead to alcoholism, sex, pregnancy, and -gasp!- far worse!...
- DirectorAlfonso BresciaStarsAntonio SabatoYanti SomerMalisa LongoAn alien civilization, which facing eminent extinction, kidnaps two famous genetic scientists from Earth. A troop of soldiers is dispatched to combat the humanoid robots and rescue the victims.Director Alfonso Brescia does it again! He almost matches the anti-brilliance of his first space-sludge effort, WAR OF THE PLANETS! Incredible!...
- DirectorAndrew BellwareStarsTzaddi AllickJef BetzGreg Oliver BodineIn a future where the elite live forever, a vigilante uncovers a conspiracy involving secrets hidden in the deep of space.Just imagine STAR WARS and BLADE RUNNER merged into one film, as directed by a toaster! This is that film!...
- DirectorJohn PortanovaStarsBill Oberst Jr.Jason VailMiles Joris-PeyrafitteA father, his son and two old friends arrive at an isolated family cabin for a weekend of hunting. A trip deep into the forest looking for wild game uncovers a tribe of Sasquatch that are determined to protect their land.Male bonding in the woods, interrupted -only occasionally- by the Bigfoot(s)! Also contains the wretchedly irritating character known as Sergio!...
- DirectorBoris PetroffStarsRonnie BurnsPamela LincolnDarrell HoweThe crazed brother of a condemned killer sent to the gas chamber swears vengeance on those he holds responsible for his brother's execution.Juvenile delinquency has never been this preposterous!...
- DirectorJohn R. HandStarsJohn R. HandAmy OlivastroChester DelacruzBrilliant young Victor Karlstein finds himself lost in an abyss of personal turmoil and professional stress after the woman he most likely seemed to love dies while under the care of his own mysterious medical facility. Determined to keep her alive, Victor uses his mechanically-enhanced reanimated corpse to murder young women in order to furnish "raw parts" for her new body, among other devious things.Art imitating schlock imitating art imitating ultra-sub-sludge!...
- DirectorTed V. MikelsStarsSean MorelliMary SelbySenita DeveauxBeautiful women join a coven and sell their souls to Satan for fame and riches.Superhuman Ultra-director, Ted V. Mikels proves he can still do whatever it was he was doing in the 1960's-1980's!...
- DirectorGreg KieferStarsJohn RedlingerJes MacallanKarl MakinenWhen a group of wayward teens arrive at a desert boot camp, with no communication, and nowhere to run to, they realize their only chance for survival is to fight for their lives.A so-so story sunk by more terrible CGI! Why do they do it?!...
- DirectorAndy MilliganStarsNeil FlanaganJaqueline WebbJudith IsraelA deranged 15th Century prison colony chaplain exploits his power to get money for his church including murder and grave robbing committed by his vampire mistress and one-eyed hunchback assistant.One of Director Andy Milligan's best films, which means it's a hysterically funny shambles! enjoy!...
- DirectorEdgar G. UlmerStarsDiane SinclairLyman WilliamsGeorge IrvingAn extramarital affair leads to a young couple contracting venereal disease.Another cautionary tale about "VD"! Highly entertaining!...
- DirectorRobert C. DertanoStarsGloria VictorTimothy FarrellHarry KeatonA sleazy gangster has a gang of young girls commit robberies and prostitution for him by getting them hooked on drugs.Hellcats on the prowl, committing crimes and hooking kids on the hard stuff!...
- DirectorDrazen BaricStarsJonathan MatthewsElena SemikinaVanessa TavaresFive friends, up north for three days, one creature ... NO CHANCE !Another "found footage" movie with obnoxious characters, a by-the-numbers "plot", and a woefully bad, CGI monster! What's not to love?...
- DirectorJeff LeroyStarsLorenzo LamasPriscilla BarnesCorbin TimbrookAfter a series of brutal, unexplained murders in a remote forest, a rogue military unit is recruited to hunt for whoever - or whatever - has rendered the attacks. In order to carry out the investigation, they need the help of the only survivor, Kate. But first they have to get her released from the mental institution she's been confined to since the horrific attack.The sequel that no one was waiting for! Horrible CGI and godawful practical effects, accentuated by humans portraying driftwood!...
- DirectorSidney J. FurieStarsPeter WellerDennis HopperTia CarrereA just-paroled ex-cop and his soon-to-be-ex-wife wander into a Las Vegas casino, become suspects in a robbery, and take a gamble with their lives.Another DIE HARD retread, this time starring a painfully miscast Peter Weller!...
- DirectorTony MalanowskiStarsSteve SandkuhlerChristopher GummerRebecca BachA group of Southern deer hunters stop at a church graveyard in the woods. Their activities arouse the corpses of long-dead Confederate soldiers, who attack them.Confederate soldiers rise from their graves in thrift store costumes and Halloween masks!...
- DirectorMichael J. HeagleStarsA-ManTodd AndersonWilliam S. AnstedtA tabloid News Journalist has his soul stolen and must go to Hell to steal it back.Another "lost" film, re-distributed by TROMA. Some things are best left alone!...
- DirectorCarolyn BanksStarsMatt TramelJessica GardnerSam DamonLove, greed and fire ants mix it up in rural Texas.Fire ants have never been this boring!...
- DirectorGianfranco ParoliniStarsTony KendallBrad HarrisAldo CantiFBI agent Brad joins Tony and Nick, the self styled Supermen who battle crime wearing bullet-proof super-suits. They are on a case involving radioactive counterfeit money and people who can be broken down into precious jewels.Three costumed crusaders against crime! Throw out all that you know about moviemaking, this is just plain bananas!...
- DirectorFernando Di LeoStarsJoe DallesandroLorraine De SellePatrizia BehnAn escaped convict plays the occupants of a remote home against one another for his own sadistic pleasure while searching for the loot he buried there following a previous robbery.Tons of nudity and simulated sex scenes, interrupted by murder! Absurd? Indeed!...
- DirectorPericles LewnesStarsSteve SooyAnthony M. CarrKen DavisA barrel of radioactive waste is lost out in the woods. Some demented rednecks find it and use it as part of their still. Everybody who drinks the liquor they produced turns into zombies.Terrible in all the wrong ways! Unsalvageable, unimaginable sub-sludge! For true dreck connoisseurs only!...
- DirectorPaul de LussanetStarsRutger HauerSylvia KristelDavid RappaportA wealthy visitor to a small town befriends a midget and gets involved with two women as his behaviour becoming ever stranger.A very strange, unbelievably boring movie! Maybe worth watching for Rutger Hauer and his enormous fur coat!...
- DirectorEd HuntStarsRobert VaughnChristopher LeeDaniel PilonAn advance team from a dying, far-off civilization seeks a new world to conquer and inhabit -- Earth.Space sludge of the lowest order! Christopher Lee appears to be... unamused!...
- DirectorEddie GranemannStarsCliff HowellTeetoMintaCeylonese natives are forced to flee into the dangerous jungle after an attack by swarms of vicious vampire bats.Endless jungle stock footage, accentuated by droning, voice-over narration! annnd, topless native women under siege by big fruit bats!...
- DirectorHarold DanielsReginald Le BorgJerry WarrenStarsLon Chaney Jr.John CarradineAndrea KingTwo brothers, both warlocks, use their own powers and covens of witches to battle over the family fortune.John Carradine and Lon Chaney Jr. as geriatric satanists! Bikini-clad devil dancers! Annnd, Sabrina, Satan's belly dancer!...
- DirectorWorth KeeterStarsEarl OwensbyBill GribbleRobert BloodworthA pack of Rottweilers, bred and trained by the U.S. military to kill humans, escape to ravage the peaceful mountain resort town of Lake Lure. It is up to the local sheriff to protect his small community.Killer Rottweilers attack a hillbilly outpost!...
- DirectorDavid L. HewittStarsJohn CarradineRoger GentryVic McGeeIn 1975, four astronauts, Dorothy, Doc, Charlie, and Steve, crash land on Mars when taking readings, with only four days of supplies. They must try to survive on the surface, which is barren except for some canals with huge maggots with fins. After embarking through a golden igneous cavern, braving a storm and finding an unmanned Earth vessel, they discover a golden road which leads them to the unchanging ruins of what was once a beautiful Martian city. The Martians are modeled on the Flatheads of Oz, and their collective consciousness, the "Wizard," forbids them to leave until they perform a very small task.Loosely based on THE WIZARD OF OZ, all it lacks is the music! John Carradine cameos as a big floating head!...
- DirectorAlfredo ZacaríasStarsJohn SaxonAngel TompkinsJohn CarradineWhen South America killer bees corporately smuggled into the United States mutate into intelligent insects and attacks helpless people, young scientists work desperately to end the threat as the menace swarms in on the city areas.More killer bees! More adults flailing and rolling on the ground to fend them off! Pure golden honey!...
- DirectorDaniel JonesStarsPhilip GardinerO.H. KrillAmerica, a land of extremes, where wealth and poverty walk side by side. Thousands of amazing cities of light, full of multi-ethnic individuals all chasing the dream. Wild frontiers of natural beauty and danger. The world's biggest, smallest, loudest and fastest of everything. Incredible landscapes, incredible people, incredible history. A place where freedom of speech, thought, religion and politics are espoused and held dear. But is America truly the home of the brave and the land of the free? John F. Kennedy once said: "The very word 'secrecy' is repugnant in a free and open society; and we are as a people inherently and historically opposed to secret societies, to secret oaths and to secret proceedings." But is this really the truth? Is America the nation, the result of just a series of events or is it part of some grand design from some even grander architect? In "A Secret History," we uncover the true origin of the United States of America and explore the occult origins of its signs and symbols - discovering that Freemasonic and Illuminati secret societies are responsible for how we live our daily lives in this modern world. Discover the ruling elite who have been orchestrating the world we know for centuries and who sparked a global revolution and created the most powerful nation on the planet - a grand design put into action and still present today.The cryptic history of the nefarious "Illuminati" has never been presented in so boring a fashion! This "documentary" dares you to stay awake!...
- DirectorWilliam LewisStarsGeorge W. BushDick CheneyRudy GiulianiWhat "In Plane Site" accomplishes that no other video expose' on September 11th has to date, is it exposes the viewer to a barrage of news clips from a majority of the mainstream news outlets. The official story of that day was told on live TV by reporters, policemen, firefighters, and other on-the-scene eyewitnesses, however, that footage was shown only once on live television broadcasts in the first hours of the attacks and then... it was never repeated. The stories changed, information was enigmatically omitted, and what can only be described as officially prescribed propaganda took the place of indisputable reality.Oh boy! If you thought you knew anything about 9-11, well, think again!...
- DirectorGeorge KaczenderStarsDelta BurkeBeth BroderickGarwin SanfordA pregnant doctor's life is made hell by the deranged patient to whom she gave a hysterectomy, without the patient's consent.Tracy (Delta Burke) goes bananas after finding out that she can't get pregnant! A tour de force of histrionics!...
- DirectorAntonio MargheritiStarsLee MajorsKaren BlackMargaux HemingwayJewel thieves attempt to recover treasure from piranha infested waters. Mistrust and betrayals happen amongst the gang in the quest for gold.Piranha puppets on a ravenous rampage!...
- DirectorWilliam GreféStarsWilliam ShatnerRuth RomanJennifer BishopA paranoid, leisure-suit-wearing conman/gigolo named Matt Stone seduces lonely women, bilks them of their savings via an investment scam, then kills them. When he begins seeing an attractive widow, her daughter Tina becomes suspicious of his motives.William Shatner as a rampaging lunatic! He! Must! Be! Seen!...
- DirectorDamian LeeStarsPaul CoufosLisa SchrageRéal AndrewsA growth hormone experiment gets out of hand, when the the resulting giant man-eating rats escape, reaking havoc on the unsuspecting campus. Much blood-letting follows.Rats the size of rhinos attack! Alas, no Marjoe Gortner this time out!...
- DirectorMark StevensStarsMark StevensJack DonnerDavid AldrichA Florida boat captain loses his license after an attempt to smuggle some Cuban refugees results in a woman dying in the process.An alleged "thriller" that plays like a soap opera! Watch for the ridiculously "insane" Donner!"...
- DirectorDave ParkerStarsEric ClawsonJamie DonahueBrett BeardsleeWhen a renegade band of young filmmakers break into an abandoned hospital to make their horror epic, they stumble upon a real dead body and decide to use it in their movie. They accidentally bring it back to life, open a portal to a dead world that releases dozens of other zombies, then struggle for their lives in a desperate attempt to flee from the creatures who apparently have them hopelessly trapped in the hospital.Some decent practical effects can't save this toilet raft!...
- DirectorJoseph MerhiStarsNatasha PavlovichDelores NascarJimmy WilliamsA family must keep moving from town to town because the mother is a psychotic axe murderer who keeps flipping out and murdering people.How could a movie about a homicidal maniac possibly be boring? Like this!...
- DirectorRay HirschmanWilliam SzarkaStarsPatrick MolloyDanny GuerraJoe VivianiDanny's mother was contaminated by radiation poisoning at the time of his birth. Years have passed, and Danny begins to go on a killing rampage.One of the most sleep-inducing mutant movies ever made!...
- DirectorMark Steven BoskoWayne Alan HaroldStarsMimsel DendakToby RadloffTony ZanoniA nerd is harassed by punks, and is the object of ridicule at work. Enamoured by a co-worker, he buys a tape series on how to be cool, summons up his nerve, and goes to the co-worker's house, only to find her in the clutches of another co-worker. Dejected, he goes out on the town and parties with some babes, but when their friends, who turn out to be the same punks that harassed him earlier, trash him again something snaps, and the irritants in his life begin experiencing an attrition problem.Toby Radloff simply must be seen! Perhaps, the single greatest non-performance in the history of cinema!...
- DirectorMark Steven BoskoWayne Alan HaroldStarsToby RadloffMichael AndersonMarc AndreykoHarold Kunkle has moved to a new city after the unfortunate incidents in "Killer Nerd." At a nearby high school, a nerd girl is having similar problems to Kunkle's: rampant anti-nerd bigotry. They meet by chance in church and fall madly in love. Her classmates plan to get even for imagined slights, and invite her and Kunkle to a party. When they make a fool of her, she and Kunkle team up to cause attrition amongst their detractors.Harold has truly met his match! Sub-sludge has never been this divine!...
- DirectorBrian BroughStarsJohn SchneiderDanielle C. RyanPaul D. HuntPeople disappear every year out in the Canadian wilderness - however, this year is different. This year something is increasing the body count. Jim ('John Schneider') and his research team trek into the Canadian wilderness to study the Canadian Lynx every year. However, this year is different. The Lynx are missing. In fact most of the wildlife is missing; Jim and his team, including his rebellious daughter Emmy (Danielle C. Ryan), seek to find out why. As they conduct their study, something is stalking them. Something not human. Something that no prey can escape...including human prey! While the research team is trying to find out why the lynx have disappeared, the local ranger ('Jason London') is searching for the answer to what is making tourist disappear; even if it the last thing he ever does... and it is.Heartwarming dad / daughter moments interrupted by blood-drenched monster attacks!...
- DirectorDavid DeCoteauStarsLinnea QuigleyKen AbrahamMichael ArandaA group of survivors try to avoid the battles of World War III. When they try to escape to the quiet lands, they encounter something much more deadly.Blood! Slobber! Other goo! Linnea Quigley in all of her glory! Why does she even bother wearing clothes?!...
- DirectorJacques R. MarquetteStarsAnne GwynneStuart WadeGloria CastilloIn 1880 a young boy is exposed to the effects of a meteor and becomes an ugly killer monster, as his mother hides him in her new house and tries to stop his killing.A gibbering, Barry Gibb-like mutant on the loose in the old west!...
- DirectorGene NelsonStarsJohn AgarPaula RaymondStephen DunneAlex Marsh has created a serum combining a hypnotic drug and nerve gas. Unfortunately spills the formula, breathing the vapors and getting some on his hands causing the drug transforms him into a murderous monster.John Agar becomes a blubbery carp man with the touch of death!...
- DirectorDavid MackayStarsCraig ShefferTom BerengerJennifer BealsA flight carrying a group of people returning home from a course to help with their fear of flying is hijacked by a terrorist. One aviation-wary passenger is forced to land the airliner, while the rest fear that a bomb is on board.An absolutely absurd action / disaster film! Pop the corn and grab the drinks!...
- DirectorLee FrostStarsSondra CurrieTony YoungPhil HooverA lady cop infiltrates an all-female criminal gang.Poorly-staged karate fights run rampant!...
- DirectorAlbert H. KelleyStarsJoseph CrehanMarcia Mae JonesJean FenwickNaive small-town girl gets pregnant on her prom night, and winds up in the clutches of the local abortionist.Beware! Don't do what these kids have done! Contains graphic footage of childbirth, a Caesarian section, and diseased genitalia!...
- DirectorRichard C. SarafianStarsLloyd BridgesRaymond BurrRobert FullerA vengeful employee of a computer-controlled railway arranges a head-on collision of passenger trains. Can it be stopped?A runaway train containing William Shatner! Annnd..., wait for it..., Lloyd Bridges in the control center, outdoing his performance in AIRPLANE!...
- DirectorJoseph John BarmettlerStarsDeron McBeeJoann AyersDaniel MartineA medieval warrior chases a bad guy to modern day Los Angeles to avenge the death of his wife.Just imagine what would happen if CONAN THE BARBARIAN had a time machine! It might look something like this, only much better!...
- DirectorGeorge OrmrodStarsWilliam DarkowRamona ProvostHugh CrawfordThe U.S. Military along with the general population are trying to rid the country of alien zombie invaders.Schlock beyond what is normally available in most solar systems!"...
- DirectorVernon ZimmermanStarsClaudia JenningsLouis QuinnBetty Anne ReesBehind-the-scenes like of the Roller Derby circuit... A beautiful young woman joins a Roller Derby team, but her fierce independence and competitive spirit get her into trouble.This movie captures the ballet-like magic of roller derby like no other! It helps that Claudia Jennings is in just about every scene!...
- DirectorDonn DavisonStarsAshley BrooksGeorge EllisTrudy MooreThis is the story of four jewel thieves on the run who decide to hole up with a hillbilly couple until the search for them slackens off.Hillbillies run amok! And yet, this movie is fatally boring! Watch at your own risk!...
- DirectorBill RebaneStarsPaul CallawayRichard LangeGlenn SchererWhen Kelly Morgan was 11 years old he had a terrifying encounter with Rana, a strange half man/half frog monster living in a lake. The creature killed his father and many other people before Kelly destroyed it. Now as a young man he returns to search for the monster's hidden treasure, and to see if the legendary creature really was killed.A frog monster attacks! The long periods between attacks are boring enough to cause cranial immolation!...
- DirectorRichard GardnerStarsAnthony HoltRichard GardnerLaurie Tait PartridgeA young hitchhiker is picked up by four drunken hunters, one of whom rapes her. A tough prosecutor has all four of the men indicted for the crime, which results in a suicide and a murder-for-hire plot.A terribly bad story of rape and revenge, compounded by its utter dullness!...
- DirectorHenri SalaStarsDebbie LasterDale MidkiffDebra HunterA female scientist performs experiments on three college girls that turn them into drooling, murderous mutants.A hand puppet named George! Wild experiments! Boredom beyond belief!...