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Over-the-top or over done. When too much isn't enough, that's not wrong. That's cheese done right. Possible Spoilers and Guilty Pleasure.
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- DirectorBen StillerStarsBen StillerJack BlackRobert Downey Jr.Through a series of freak occurrences, a group of actors shooting a big-budget war movie are forced to become the soldiers they are portraying.In a happier reality, Robert Downey Jr won the Oscar for his role as Kirk Lazarus. 100% Pure Grade-A cheese.
"Me?... I know who I am! I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude!" - DirectorEli CraigStarsTyler LabineAlan TudykKatrina BowdenAffable hillbillies Tucker and Dale are on vacation at their dilapidated mountain cabin when they are mistaken for murderers by a group of preppy college students.Tucker and Dale, dragging the lower-half of a human corpse, when the sheriff drives up:
Dale: Hey.
Tucker: Hello, Officer.
Tucker: Good to see you again.
Dale: Yeah.
Tucker: We have had a doozy of a day.
Dale: A real doozy.
Tucker: Uh, there we were...
Dale: Yup.
Tucker: uh... minding our own business...
Dale: Yup.
Tucker: making improvements to my house...
Dale: ...the new house.
Tucker:.. when, all of a sudden,
out of nowhere, these kids... uh... started killing themselves
all over my property.
Dale: Yeah, this one right here, he dove headfirst
right into the wood chipper... in the woody right back there.
Tucker: There's another one up over there
who, who shoved a spear through his gullet.
Dale: Straight through.
Tucker: now I don't know how much experience
you've had with this, but we were scared sh*tless.
Dale: Scared sh*tless.
Sheriff: You must think that I'm some
kind of moron to believe a story like that.
Tucker: No...
Dale: Oh, no.
Tucker: No, sir.
Dale: Not a moron, just...open-minded.
Sheriff: Let me get this straight, cos I'm having
trouble understanding something.
Dale: What?
Sheriff: You say you were just working, when this...kid...ran up and stuffed
his head into that wood chipper?
Tucker: That's a fact.
Dale: That is a fact.
Dale: and, and, I think maybe they might be trying
to kill the girl that we have... inside.
Sheriff: What girl?
Dale: You know what? She can maybe explain
the whole thing if, uh... if I hadn't have knocked her unconscious with a shovel.
Tucker: (nervous laughter) That's...
Dale: On accident.
Tucker: On accident.
Sheriff: You've got another one inside,
and, and, you say she's unconscious?
Dale: Yeah, she's in my bedroom.
Tucker: That's...
Tucker and then, Dale: (crazed nervous/guilty laughter) - DirectorSam MendesStarsKevin SpaceyAnnette BeningThora BirchA sexually frustrated suburban father has a mid-life crisis after becoming infatuated with his daughter's best friend.Lester Burnham:
Well, you don't think it's weird and kinda fascist?
Carolyn Burnham:
Possibly, but you don't want to be unemployed.
Lester Burnham:
Oh well, alright, let's just all sell our souls and work for Satan because it's more convenient that way. - DirectorQuentin TarantinoStarsJohn TravoltaUma ThurmanSamuel L. JacksonThe lives of two mob hitmen, a boxer, a gangster and his wife, and a pair of diner bandits intertwine in four tales of violence and redemption."Mmm-hmm, that IS a tasty burger!"
- DirectorQuentin TarantinoStarsBrad PittDiane KrugerEli RothIn Nazi-occupied France during World War II, a plan to assassinate Nazi leaders by a group of Jewish U.S. soldiers coincides with a theatre owner's vengeful plans for the same."You know, fightin' in a basement offers a lot of difficulties. Number one being, you're fightin' in a basement!"
- DirectorLuc BessonStarsJean RenoGary OldmanNatalie Portman12-year-old Mathilda is reluctantly taken in by Léon, a professional assassin, after her family is murdered. An unusual relationship forms as she becomes his protégée and learns the assassin's trade.Stansfiel : Bring me everyone.
Benny : What do you mean everyone?
Stansfield : EVERYONEEE! - DirectorEthan CoenJoel CoenStarsTommy Lee JonesJavier BardemJosh BrolinViolence and mayhem ensue after a hunter stumbles upon the aftermath of a drug deal gone wrong and over two million dollars in cash near the Rio Grande.Slow melting, passive-aggressive cheese.
Chigurh : What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss?
Gas Station Owner : Sir?
Chigurh : The most, you ever lost. On a coin toss.
Gas Station Owner : I don't know. I couldn't say.
(Chigurh flips a quarter)
Chigurh : Call it.
Gas Station Owner : Call it?
Chigurh : Yes.
Gas Station Owner :: For what?
Chigurh : Just call it.
Gas Station Owner : Well, we need to know what we're calling it for here.
Chigurh : You need to call it. I can't call it for you. It wouldn't be fair.
Gas Station Owner : I didn't put nothin' up.
Chigurh : Yes, you did. You've been putting it up your whole life, you just didn't know it. You know what date is on this coin?
Gas Station Owner : No.
Chigurh : 1958. It's been traveling 22 yrs. to get here, and now it's here. And it's either heads or tails. And you have to say. Call it.
Gas Station Owner : Look, I need to know what I stand to win.
Chigurh : Everything.
Gas Station Owner : How's that?
Chigurh : You stand to win everything. Call it.
Gas Station Owner : Alright. Heads then.
(The coin is heads)
Anton Chigurh : Well done.
Chigurh : Don't put it in your pocket.
Gas Station Owner : Sir?
Chigurh : Don't put it in your pocket, it's your lucky quarter.
Gas Station Owner : Where do you want me to put it?
Chigurh : Anywhere not in your pocket, where it'll get mixed in with the others and become just a coin... which it is. - DirectorRobert RodriguezStarsHarvey KeitelGeorge ClooneyJuliette LewisTwo criminals and their hostages unknowingly seek temporary refuge in a truck stop populated by vampires, with chaotic results.Preachers daughter: Where are you taking us?
Richard Gecko: Mexico.
Preachers daughter: What's in Mexico?
Richard Gecko: Mexicans. - DirectorTerry GilliamTerry JonesStarsGraham ChapmanJohn CleeseEric IdleKing Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table embark on a surreal, low-budget search for the Holy Grail, encountering many, very silly obstacles.The Killer Bunny Scene:
Tim: Behold the cave of Caerbannog.
Arthur: Right! Keep me covered.
Galahad: What with?
Arthur: Just keep me covered.
Tim: Too late!
Arthur: What?
Tim: There he is!
Arthur: Where?
Tim: There!
Arthur: What, behind the rabbit?
Tim: It is the rabbit.
Arthur: You silly sod!
Tim: What?
Arthur: You got us all worked up!
Tim: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit!
Arthur: Oh.
Tim: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
Robin: You tit! I soiled my armor, I was so scared!
Tim: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
Galahad: Get stuffed!
Tim: He'll do you up a treat, mate.
Galahad: Oh, yeah?
Robin: You mangy Scots git!
Tim: I'm warning you!
Robin: What's he do, nibble your bum?
Tim: He's got huge, sharp... he can leap about... look at the bones!
Arthur: Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!
Bors: Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up!
Tim: Look! (bunny bites Bors' head off)
BORS: Aaaugh!
Arthur: Jesus Christ!
Tim: I warned you!
Robin: I done it again!
Tim: I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same. I always tell them, do they listen to me? Oh, no...
Arthur: Oh, shut up!
Arthur: Right! Charge!
(squeak squeak squeak)
Knights: Aaaaugh!, Aaaugh!...
Arthur: Run away! Run away!
Knights: Run away! Run away!...
The Black knight Scene:
Black Knight: None shall pass.
King Arthur: What?
Black Knight: None shall pass!
King Arthur: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir
Knight. But I must cross this bridge.
Black Knight: Then you shall die.
King Arthur: I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside!
Black Knight: I move for no man.
King Arthur: So be it!
(Arthur cuts off Black Knight’s left arm)
King Arthur: Now, stand aside, worthy adversary!
Black Knight: ’Tis but a scratch!
King Arthur: A scratch? Your arm’s off!
Black Knight: No, it isn’t!
King Arthur: Well, what’s that then?
King Arthur: I’ve had worse.
King Arthur: You liar!
Black Knight: Come on, you pansy!
(Arthur cuts off the Knight’s right arm)
King Arthur: Victory is mine! [kneels to pray] We thank thee, Lord, that in thy mercy...
(The Knight kicking him)
Black Knight: Come on, then.
King Arthur: What?
Black Knight: Have at you!
King Arthur: You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine!
Black Knight: Oh, had enough, eh?
King Arthur: Look, you stupid bastard. You’ve got no arms left!
Black Knight: Yes, I have.
King Arthur: Look!
Black Knight: It’s just a flesh wound.
(The Knight kicks Arthur)
King Arthur: Look, stop that!
Black Knight: Chicken! Chicken!
King Arthur: Look, I’ll have your leg. Right!
(Arthur slices off one of the Knight’s legs)
Black Knight: Right. I’ll do you for that.
King Arthur: What?
(The Knight continues to threaten Arthur, hopping on one leg)
Black Knight: Right, I’ll do you for that!
King Arthur: You’ll what?
Black Knight: Come here!
King Arthur: What are you gonna do, bleed on me?
Black Knight: I’m invincible!
King Arthur: …You’re a loony.
Black Knight: The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you!
(Arthur slices off the Knight’s last limb)
Black Knight: All right. We’ll call it a draw.
King Arthur: (leaving) Come, Patsy.
(King Arthur and Patsy ride off)
Black Knight: Oh, oh, I see! Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what’s coming to you! I’ll bite your legs off! - DirectorMel BrooksStarsGene WilderMadeline KahnMarty FeldmanAn American grandson of the infamous scientist, struggling to prove that his grandfather was not as insane as people believe, is invited to Transylvania, where he discovers the process that reanimates a dead body.Dr. Frankenstein : What knockers!
Inga : Oh, thank you, doctor. - DirectorStanley KubrickStarsJack NicholsonShelley DuvallDanny LloydA family heads to an isolated hotel for the winter where a sinister presence influences the father into violence, while his psychic son sees horrific forebodings from both past and future.All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. - DirectorMary HarronStarsChristian BaleJustin TherouxJosh LucasA wealthy New York City investment banking executive, Patrick Bateman, hides his alternate psychopathic ego from his co-workers and friends as he delves deeper into his violent, hedonistic fantasies.“Are you a Phil Collins fan?"
- DirectorBrian De PalmaStarsAl PacinoMichelle PfeifferSteven BauerIn 1980 Miami, a determined Cuban immigrant takes over a drug cartel and succumbs to greed."Okay; YOU WANNA F*** WITH ME? You f****** with the best! C'mom, you wanna f*** with me? Okay. You little cockroaches. You wanna play gase? Okay, I play with you, c'mon. Okay; You wanna play rough? SAY 'ELLO TO MY LIL FREN!"
- CreatorGene RoddenberryStarsWilliam ShatnerLeonard NimoyDeForest KelleyIn the 23rd Century, Captain James T. Kirk and the crew of the U.S.S. Enterprise explore the galaxy and defend the United Federation of Planets."I"m captain Kirk! IEEEM CAPTAIN KIRRRK!"
- DirectorLana WachowskiLilly WachowskiStarsKeanu ReevesLaurence FishburneCarrie-Anne MossWhen a beautiful stranger leads computer hacker Neo to a forbidding underworld, he discovers the shocking truth--the life he knows is the elaborate deception of an evil cyber-intelligence."I know kung fu."
- DirectorJohn McTiernanStarsBruce WillisAlan RickmanBonnie BedeliaA New York City police officer tries to save his estranged wife and several others taken hostage by terrorists during a Christmas party at the Nakatomi Plaza in Los Angeles."What was it you said to me before?...
Yippee ki-yay mudder-f***." - DirectorJames CameronStarsSigourney WeaverMichael BiehnCarrie HennDecades after surviving the Nostromo incident, Ellen Ripley is sent out to re-establish contact with a terraforming colony but finds herself battling the Alien Queen and her offspring."Well that's great, that's just f***in' great man. Now what the f**k are we supposed to do? We're in some real pretty sh*t now man... That's it man, game over man, game over! What the f**k are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?"
- DirectorMarco BrambillaStarsSylvester StalloneWesley SnipesSandra BullockA police officer is brought out of suspended animation in prison to pursue an old ultra-violent nemesis who is loose in a non-violent future society.So far, this film has been extraordinarily accurate in predicting social norms of the future.
"What would you say if I called you a brutish fossil, symbolic of a decayed era gratefully forgotten?"
John Spartan:
"I don't know... thanks?" - DirectorTim MillerStarsRyan ReynoldsMorena BaccarinT.J. MillerA wisecracking mercenary gets experimented on and becomes immortal yet hideously scarred, and sets out to track down the man who ruined his looks."After a brief adjustment period, and a couple of drinks, it's a face... I'd be happy to sit on."
- DirectorMatthew VaughnStarsColin FirthTaron EgertonSamuel L. JacksonA spy organisation recruits a promising street kid into the agency's training program, while a global threat emerges from a twisted tech genius.Death by Cheese
Church fight... Holy sh*te! - DirectorJohn WooStarsJohn TravoltaNicolas CageJoan AllenTo foil a terrorist plot, FBI agent Sean Archer assumes the identity of the criminal Castor Troy who murdered his son through facial transplant surgery, but the crook wakes up prematurely and vows revenge."CAUSE I'M CASTOR TROY! YEAH! I'M CASTOR TROY! WOOOO!"
- DirectorRob ReinerStarsCary ElwesMandy PatinkinRobin WrightA bedridden boy's grandfather reads him the story of a farmboy-turned-pirate who encounters numerous obstacles, enemies and allies in his quest to be reunited with his true love.For anyone who may disagree with my definition of "cheese."
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." - DirectorJohn LandisStarsJohn BelushiDan AykroydCab CallowayJake Blues rejoins with his brother Elwood after being released from prison, but the duo has just days to reunite their old R&B band and save the Catholic home where the two were raised, outrunning the police as they tear through Chicago."Oh, please, don't kill us. Please, please don't kill us. You know I love you, baby. I wouldn't leave ya. It wasn't my fault..."
"I ran out of gas. I... I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake, a terrible flood, locust. It wasn't my fault. I swear to god!" - CreatorTrey ParkerMatt StoneBrian GradenStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneIsaac HayesFollows the misadventures of four irreverent grade-schoolers in the quiet, dysfunctional town of South Park, Colorado."Dey-terk-gur-derb!"
- DirectorNicholas MeyerStarsWilliam ShatnerLeonard NimoyDeForest KelleyWith the assistance of the Enterprise crew, Admiral Kirk must stop an old nemesis, Khan Noonien Singh, from using the life-generating Genesis Device as the ultimate weapon.Khan : I've done far worse than kill you. I've hurt you. And I wish to go on hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her; Marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead planet... buried alive. Buried alive...
Kirk : KHAAANNNN!
Khan : No... No, you can't get away. From hell's heart, I stab at thee. For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee. - DirectorJohn HughesStarsSteve MartinJohn CandyLaila RobinsA Chicago advertising man must struggle to travel home from New York for Thanksgiving, with a lovable oaf of a shower-curtain-ring salesman as his only companion.Rental Agent : How may I help you?
Neal : You can start by wiping that f****** dumb-ass smile off your rosy f****** cheeks! Then you can give me a f****** automobile! A f****** Datsun, a f****** Toyota, a f****** Mustang, a f****** Buick! 4 f****** wheels and a seat!
Rental Agent : I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.
Neal : And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of f****** nowhere with f****** keys to a f****** car that isn't f****** there. And I really didn't care to f****** walk down a f****** highway and across a f****** runway to get back here to have you smile in my f****** face. I want a f****** car... right... f******... now.
Rental Agent : May I see your rental agreement?
Neal : I threw it away.
Rental Agent : Oh, boy.
Neal : Oh, boy, what?
Rental Agent : You're f****d. - DirectorKathryn BigelowStarsPatrick SwayzeKeanu ReevesGary BuseyAn F.B.I. Agent goes undercover to catch a gang of surfers who may be bank robbers.Cheese ain't always good for you, but it often does increase testosterone.
Utah : Too bad. You finally get your waves and it's totally closed out.
Bodhi : Just waiting for my set.
Utah : You gotta go down. You crossed the line and people trusted you, and they died.
Bodhi : Yeah, it went bad, went real bad. Life sure has a sick sense of humor, doesn't it?... Still surfing?
Utah : Every day. Come on Bodhi. It's time to go. You know you gotta go back with me.
Bodhi : Sorry, my friend....
Bodhi (handcuffed) : S***! NO! NO!
Utah : I told them... you'd go quietly.
Bodhi : NOOO! You know there's no way l can handle a cage man.
Utah : I don't care! You gotta go down! It's gotta be that way!
Bodhi : OK, man. OK. I'm screwed. I'm gonna go to jail, and I'll pay, and Johnny Utah gets his guy. Right? Good for you. That's real good. You're gonna be a big hero now. But look at it, Johnny. Look at it! This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity man. Just let me go out there, let me get one wave before you take me. One wave. I mean where am I gonna go, man? Cliffs on both sides. I'm not gonna paddle to New Zealand! My whole life has been about this moment Johnny. Come on com padre, come on... COME ON!
(Utah uncuffs Bohdi)
Utah : Vaya con Dios.
Officer 1 :What the f***, Utah? What do you think you're doin'? You let him go!
Utah : No I didn't.
Officer 2 : We'll get him when he comes back in!
Utah : He's not coming back. - DirectorPaul Thomas AndersonStarsDaniel Day-LewisPaul DanoCiarán HindsA story of family, religion, hatred, oil and madness, focusing on a turn-of-the-century prospector in the early days of the business."I... drink... your... milkshake! ssschlurrrp, I-drink-it-up!"
- DirectorMichael MannStarsAl PacinoRobert De NiroVal KilmerA group of high-end professional thieves start to feel the heat from the LAPD when they unknowingly leave a verbal clue at their latest heist."Cause she got a... GREAT ASS! And you got your head ALL the way up it!"
- DirectorBobby FarrellyPeter FarrellyStarsJim CarreyRenée ZellwegerAnthony AndersonA nice-guy cop with Dissociative Identity Disorder must protect a woman on the run from a corrupt ex-boyfriend and his associates."I got no beef with you. This is between me and the kid."
- DirectorRob ReinerStarsTom CruiseJack NicholsonDemi MooreMilitary lawyer Lieutenant Daniel Kaffee defends Marines accused of murder. They contend they were acting under orders."YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it! You? You lieutenant Weinberg?
I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives, and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives!
You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall. You need me on that wall!
We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punch line.
I have neither the time, or the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it!
I'd rather you just say 'thank you' and go on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHAT YOU THINK YOU ARE ENTITLED TO!" - DirectorJay ChandrasekharStarsJay ChandrasekharKevin HeffernanAndré VippolisFive Vermont state troopers, avid pranksters with a knack for screwing up, try to save their jobs and out-do the local police department by solving a crime.A cheesy 'stache of goodness
- CreatorAnn DonahueCarol MendelsohnAnthony E. ZuikerStarsDavid CarusoEmily ProcterAdam RodriguezAn elite unit, led by an ex-homicide cop, which is linked to the Miami-Dade Police Department, uses all possible resources and skills at their disposal to solve complex crimes in cross-cultural Miami."Alright, be on the lookout for an Eastern European male with bad teeth who may have access to an ape."
- CreatorBen BestJody HillDanny McBrideStarsDanny McBrideSteve LittleKaty Mixon GreerMany years after he turned his back on his hometown, a burned-out major league ballplayer returns to teach Physical Education at his old middle school."I play real sports. Not trying to be the best at exercising. F' this guy."
- DirectorJames SignorelliStarsRodney DangerfieldJoe PesciGeraldine FitzgeraldTo inherit his mother-in-law's colossal fortune, a hard-living gambling addict must change his unhealthy ways before they get the best of him."My mother-in-law, for years I wouldn't kiss her face; I end up kissing her ass."
- DirectorJim AbrahamsDavid ZuckerJerry ZuckerStarsRobert HaysJulie HagertyLeslie NielsenAfter the crew becomes sick with food poisoning, a neurotic ex-fighter pilot must safely land a commercial airplane full of passengers.Ted Striker: "Surely you can’t be serious"
Rumack: "I am serious… and don’t call me Shirley." - CreatorAlan BallStarsAnna PaquinStephen MoyerSam TrammellTelepathic waitress Sookie Stackhouse encounters a strange new supernatural world when she meets the mysterious Bill Compton, a southern Louisiana gentleman and vampire.Lafayette: Woo Sookie! Chica, chica brow rowl. You look like a porn star with that tan... and pink lipstick. You gotta date?
Sookie: No, when I wear makeup I get bigger tips.
Lafayette: Yes girl that's it. These damn rednecks are suckers for packaging.
Sookie: And I get even bigger tips when I act like I don't have a brain in my head, but if I don't, they're all scared of me.
Lafayette: They ain't scared of you, honey chile. They scared of what's between your legs. - DirectorPaul VerhoevenStarsArnold SchwarzeneggerSharon StoneMichael IronsideWhen a man goes in to have virtual vacation memories of the planet Mars implanted in his mind, an unexpected and harrowing series of events forces him to go to the planet for real - or is he?Lori Quaid: Doug, honey... you wouldn't hurt me, would you?... sweetheart? Sweetheart, be reasonable. After all, we're married.
(Lori goes for her gun. Quaid shoots her dead)
Doug Quaid: Consider that a divorce.
Melina: That was your wife? (Quaid nods affirmatively)
Melina: What a bi*ch. - DirectorNorman JewisonStarsAl PacinoJack WardenJohn ForsytheA lawyer is forced to defend a judge, while defending other clients, and trying to find punishment for the guilty and provide justice for the innocent."You're out of order! You're out of order! The whole trial is out of order! They're out of order!
That man, that sick, crazy, depraved man, raped and beat that woman there, and he'd like to do it again! He told me so!
It's just a show! It's a show! It's "Let's Make A Deal"! "Let's Make A Deal"! Hey Frank, you wanna make a deal? I got an insane judge who likes to beat the s*** out of women! Whaddya wanna gimme Frank, 3 weeks probation?"
You; you son of a bitch, you! You're supposed to stand for something! You're supposed to protect people; but instead you f*** and murder! You killed McCullaugh; you killed 'em!
Hold it! Hold it! I just completed my opening statement! - DirectorMark L. LesterStarsArnold SchwarzeneggerRae Dawn ChongDan HedayaA retired Special Forces colonel tries to save his daughter, who was abducted by his former subordinate."Remember when I promised to kill you last? I lied."
- DirectorAndrew DavisStarsSteven SeagalGary BuseyTommy Lee JonesAn ex-Navy Seal turned cook is the only person who can stop a group of terrorists when they seize control of a U.S. battleship.Tate : So who are you? Are you-you, like, some special forces guy or something?
Ryback : Nah, I'm just a cook - DirectorJay RoachStarsBen StillerRobert De NiroTeri PoloMale nurse Greg Focker meets his girlfriend's parents before proposing, but her suspicious father is every date's worst nightmare."I just realized something. Pam's middle name;
Martha. Pamela Martha Focker." - DirectorMike HodgesStarsSam J. JonesMelody AndersonMax von SydowA football player and his friends travel to the planet Mongo and find themselves fighting the tyranny of Ming the Merciless to save Earth.Priest:"Do you promise to use her as you will?"
Emperor Ming: "Certainly!"
Priest: "Not to blast her into space... uh, until such time as you grow weary of her?"
Emperor Ming: "I do." - DirectorTom ShadyacStarsJim CarreyCourteney CoxSean YoungA goofy detective specializing in animals goes in search of the missing mascot of the Miami Dolphins."Excuse me, I'd like to ASS you a few questions."
- DirectorJohn G. AvildsenStarsJohn BelushiDan AykroydKathryn WalkerA quiet man's peaceful suburban lifestyle is threatened by the new, obnoxious couple that moves in next door.Vic : We're waiting, or do I have to pound it out of ya?
Earl: Don't ever speak to me like that in my own house!
Vic : Why would I?
Earl: You just did.
Vic : I didn't mean anything. It's just something a guy says.
Earl: I never say it.
Vic : I don't blame ya. - DirectorTom ShadyacStarsJim CarreyMaura TierneyAmanda DonohoeA pathological liar-lawyer finds his career turned upside down when he inexplicably cannot physically lie for 24 whole hours."Well, that's because you have big jugs. I mean, your boobs are huge. I mean, I wanna squeeze 'em... mom-ma."
- DirectorCarl ReinerStarsSteve MartinBernadette PetersCatlin AdamsA simpleminded, sheltered country boy suddenly decides to leave his family home to experience life in the big city, where his naivete is both his best friend and his worst enemy."You mean I'm gonna stay this color?"
- DirectorChris ColumbusStarsMacaulay CulkinJoe PesciDaniel SternOne year after Kevin McCallister was left home alone and had to defeat a pair of bumbling burglars, he accidentally finds himself stranded in New York City - and the same criminals are not far behind.
- DirectorRobert BiermanStarsNicolas CageMaria Conchita AlonsoJennifer BealsAfter an encounter with a neck-biter, a publishing executive thinks that he's turning into a vampire."Ya know! ABCDEFG, HIJKLMNOP, QRS, TUV, WXYZ! Huh? That's all you have to do!"
- DirectorBruce LeeStarsBruce LeeChuck NorrisNora MiaoA man visits his relatives at their restaurant in Italy and has to help them defend against brutal gangsters harassing them.Chest hair cheese
Bruce Lee vs Chuck Norris fight scene - DirectorJoel SchumacherStarsMichael DouglasRobert DuvallBarbara HersheyAn ordinary man frustrated with the various flaws he sees in society begins to psychotically and violently lash out against them.Rick, have you ever heard the expression "the customer is always right?"
- DirectorPeter FarrellyBobby FarrellyStarsJim CarreyJeff DanielsLauren HollyAfter a woman leaves a briefcase at the airport terminal, a dumb limo driver and his dumber friend set out on a hilarious cross-country road trip to Aspen to return it.LLOYD: I'm gonna ask you something flat out, and I want you to answer me honestly; What do you think the chances are of a girl like you and a guy like me ending up together?
MARY: Lloyd, that's difficult to say. I mean, we hardly...
LLOYD: I asked you to be honest, Mary.
MARY: But Lloyd, I really can't...
LLOYD: C'mon, give it to me straight. I drove a long way to see you, the least you can do is level with me. What are my chances?
MARY: Not good.
LLOYD: You mean not good like one out of a hundred?
MARY: I'd say... more like one out of a million.
LLOYD: ......so you're telling me there's a chance? - DirectorMike JudgeStarsRon LivingstonJennifer AnistonDavid HermanThree company workers who hate their jobs decide to rebel against their greedy boss.This scene is very similar to a scene in another 1999 movie, American Beauty, with a very different result for Lester Burnham.
BOB SLYDELL: Aha! All right. We were just talking about you. You must be Peter
Gibbons. Uh huh. Terrific. I'm Bob Slydell and this is my associate,
Bob Porter.
PETER: Hi, Bob. Bob.
BOB PORTER: Why don't you grab a seat and join us for a minute?
BOB SLYDELL: Y'see, what we're trying to do here, we're just trying to get a feel for how people spend their day. So, if you would, would you just walk us through a typical day for you?
PETER: Yeah.
BOB SLYDELL: Great.
PETER: Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late. I use the side door, that way Lumbergh can't see me. Uh, and after that, I just sorta space out for about an hour.
BOB PORTER: Space out?
PETER: Yeah. I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too. I'd probably, say, in a
given week, I probably do about fifteen minutes of real, actual work.
BOB SLYDELL: Uh, Peter, would you be a good sport and indulge us and tell us a little more?
PETER: Let me tell you something about TPS reports...'
PETER: The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy. It's just that I just don't care.
BOB PORTER: Don't, don't care?
PETER: It's a problem of motivation, all right? Now, if I work my ass off and Initech ships a few extra units, I don't see another dime. So where's
the motivation? And here's another thing, Bob. I have eight different bosses right now!
BOB SLYDELL: I beg your pardon?
PETER: Eight bosses.
BOB SLYDELL: Eight?
PETER: Eight, bob. So that means when I make a mistake, I have eight different people coming by to tell me about it. That's my real motivation - is not to be hassled. That and the fear of losing my job, but y'know, Bob, it will only make someone work hard enough not to get fired.
BOB SLYDELL: Bear with me for a minute.
PETER: Ok.
BOB SLYDELL: Believe me, this is hypocritical. But what if you were offered some kind of stock option and equity sharing program?
PETER: I don't know. I guess. Listen, I'm gonna go. It's been really nice talking to be of you guys.
BOB SLYDELL: Absolutely. It's all on this side of the table, trust me.
PETER: Good luck with your layoffs. I hope your firings go really well.
BOB SLYDELL: Wow....
(Later, Bob and Bob's recomendation to Bill Lumbergh)
Bob Slydell: ...I’d like to move us right to Peter Gibbons. We had a chance to meet this young man, and boy, he’s just a straight shooter with upper management written all over him.