I (once) told my mom what a fast dude I was. She said 'Don't brag!' I said, 'But it's true!' She said, 'OK, come with me.' She took me outside and beat me (in footraces) three straight, I swear! You don't mess around with Mom!
Cris Collinsworth, during a Colts-Saints season-opening game: "Unofficially, I had Peyton Manning 11 of 17 for first-half commercials."