It used to be that the Catholics were the only ones to believe in the
Immaculate Conception. Now everyone believes he is the immaculately
conceived.
The Rabbis and Priests and Ministers stopped talking about sin. The Jurists picked it up and turned sin into a crime, and finally Psychiatrists converted it into a complex. The result is that no one is a sinner.
[on flattery] Baloney is flattery laid on so thick it cannot be true, and blarney is flattery so thin we love it.
I feel it is time I also pay tribute to my four writers - Matthew, Mark, Luke and John.
A bigoted man is one who refuses to accept a reason for anything; a broadminded man is one who will accept anything for a reason, providing it is not a good reason.