Neil Ahrendt
Neil was born at a very young age, and spent most of his childhood and
young adulthood being very sarcastic. In high school, he gained
recognition for being extremely dull and becoming class president. He
also managed to excel at the quarterback position on his football team
despite a severe allergy to both leather and offensive linemen. In
recent years he has been known to engage in software engineering in his
spare time, in his hometown of Indianapolis. He practices his acting
chops on a daily basis, acting interested in what other people have to
say.