*This is just a portion of the many wonderful, dramatic, funny, truly unforgettable moments he gave us throughout his amazing career.
-Nanu-Nanu! -I am Mork from Ork -Mork calling Orson, come in Orson -I've got mixed emotions. -Shazbot!
- I make joke. That's ok. I feel to make joke in other language, is all good. O.K. -Yesterday I bought my first pair of American shoes. They were made in Italy.
-We'll take the house. Honey, the chances of another plane hitting this house are astronomical. It's been pre-disastered. We're going to be safe here. -Oh Gradual school is where you go to school and you gradually find out you don't want to go to school anymore.
-Gooooood morning, Vietnam! -Hey, we're back. That last two seconds of silence was Marcel Marceau's newest hit single, "Walkin In The Wind." -Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put out in K.P.
-I'm sorry. You must refer to me by my complete title: King of Everything. Rei di Tutto. But you may call me Ray.
-No, let me go! I've got tides to regulate! Comets to direct!
-I SOUND MY BARBARIC YAWP OVER THE ROOFTOPS OF THE WORLD. -O Captain, my Captain -Carpe - - hear it? - - Carpe, carpe diem, seize the day boys, make your lives extraordinary -Mr. Meeks, time to inherit the earth. -No matter what anybody tells you, words and ideas can change the world. -But only in their dreams can men be truly free. 'Twas always thus, and always thus will be.
-I'm a knight on a special quest. "...As the king began to drink, he realized his wound was healed. He looked in his hands and there was the holy grail, that which he sought all of his life. And he turned to the fool and said with amazement, "How can you find that which my brightest and bravest could not?" And the fool replied, "I don't know. I only knew that you were thirsty." -Come back, we'll rummage.
"...To be my own master. Such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world..." -[as Jack Nicholson] All right, sparky, here's the deal. If you wanna court the little lady, you gotta be a straight shooter. Do you got it?.. [pointing to each word on a blackboard] Tell her the truth! -Yo, Rugman! Haven't seen you in a few millennia. Give me some tassel. -You have been a fabulous audience! Tell you what, you're the best audience in the whole world. Take care of yourselves! Good night, Alice! Good night, Agrabah! Adios, amigos!
-We're going to fight fire with marshmallows. -Today may be the beginning of the end... or the end of the beginning... or the beginning of the beguine.
-My first day as a woman and I'm getting hot flashes. -Carpe dentum. Seize the teeth. -Well, He broke the mold when He made me. He made me very special. -"...Some families have one mommy, some families have one daddy, or two families. And some children live with their uncle or aunt. Some live with their grandparents, and some children live with foster parents. And some live in separate homes, in separate neighborhoods, in different areas of the country - and they may not see each other for days, or weeks, months... even years at a time. But if there's love, dear... those are the ties that bind, and you'll have a family in your heart, forever. All my love to you, poppet, you're going to be all right... bye-bye."
-Actually, it's perfect. I just never realized John Wayne walked like that. -I'm very maternal. And Albert's practically a breast. -You do an eclectic celebration of the dance! You do Fosse, Fosse, Fosse! You do Martha Graham, Martha Graham, Martha Graham! Or Twyla, Twyla, Twyla! Or Michael Kidd, Michael Kidd, Michael Kidd, Michael Kidd! Or Madonna, Madonna, Madonna!... but you keep it all inside. -Work it, own it, sell it! -Agador Spartacus!... He insists on being called by his full name.
-You're not perfect, sport, and let me save you the suspense: this girl you've met, she's not perfect either. But the question is whether or not you're perfect for each other. -People call those imperfections, but no, that's the good stuff.
-When I was young, I met this beautiful girl at a lake. -Thank you for every kindness. Thank you for our children. For the first time I saw them. Thank you for being someone I was always proud to be with. For your guts, for your sweetness. For how you always looked, for how I always wanted to touch you. God, you were my life..." -A whole human life is just a heartbeat here in Heaven. Then we'll all be together forever.
-I connected to another human being. I want more of that. I want to learn about people, help them with their troubles. -You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person, I guarantee you, you'll win, no matter what the outcome. -All of life is a coming home.
ng Benjamin Franklin] Politicians are a lot like diapers. They should be changed frequently, and for the same reason. -You want an amendment against same sex marriage! Anyone who's ever been married knows it's always the same sex! -Soon, all of your appliances will speak to each other. You'll get on the scale and it'll go, "I've talked to the microwave; forget it, pal.
Carmen: Ramon, you're beautiful...!
Ramon: Only on the outside...! ---- Lovelace: Ladies, please avert your eyes... 'cause I've been known to hypnotize.
-I'm made of wax, Larry. What are you made of? -Some are born great, others have greatness thrust upon them. -Anything's possible Lawrence. If it can be dreamed, it can be done. Hence the twenty-foot jackal staring right at you....Don't make eye contact!
-Thank you for believing.
amandineleprince
voted for #10
zDarthG
voted for #6
)
ginky-68089
voted for #2
valeriepierce-21222
voted for #13
mrpryck2u
voted for #12
dellamorte-82282
voted for #11
staceyquesnelle
voted for #4
retusae-68839
voted for #4
BugsNobody
voted for #17
tim-60111
voted for #12
