Film Critic Roger Ebert could get pissy when a movie didn't please him. Regardless of whether you share his opinion on the title, which of these mean quotes do you think is the funniest?
This movie doesn't scrape the bottom of the barrel. The movie isn't the bottom of the barrel. The movie isn't below the bottom of the barrel. This movie doesn't deserve to be mentioned in the same sen…
What James Mason [...] is doing in this film is beyond me; he told one interviewer he needed the money for his alimony payments, but surely jail would've been better.
I had a colonoscopy once, and they let me watch it on TV. It was more entertaining than The Brown Bunny. It was the worst movie ever shown at Cannes and I was so bored during the screening, I started …
"The Lovely Bones" is a deplorable film with this message: If you're a 14-year-old girl who has been brutally raped and murdered by a serial killer, you have a lot to look forward to."
I believe that the shark wants revenge against Mrs. Brody. [...] After all, her husband was one of the men who hunted this shark and killed it, blowing it to bits. And what shark wouldn't want revenge…
Caligula is sickening, utterly worthless, shameful trash. If it is not the worst film I have ever seen, that makes it all the more shameful: People with talent allowed themselves to participate in thi…
How does Michael Myers support himself in the long years between his slashing outbreaks? I picture him working in a fast-food joint. “He never spoke much, but boy, could he dice those onions!"
There is a movie called Fargo playing right now. It is a masterpiece. Go see it. If you, under any circumstances, see Little Indian, Big City, I will never let you read one of my reviews again.
Add it all up, and what you've got here is a waste of good electricity. I'm not talking about the electricity between the actors. I'm talking about the current to the projector.
Last year, I reviewed a nine-hour documentary about the lives of Mongolian yak herdsmen, and I would rather see it again than sit through "The Frighteners".
I am informed that 5,000 cockroaches were used in the filming of Joe’s Apartment. That depresses me, but not as much as the news that none of them were harmed during the production.
The movie has been signed by Michael Bay. This is the same man who directed "The Rock" in 1996. Now he has made "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen". Faust made a better deal.
"Return to the Blue Lagoon" aspires to the soft-core porn achievements of the earlier film, but succeeds instead of creating a new genre, no-core porn.
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo makes a living cleaning fish tanks and occasionally prostituting himself. How much he charges I'm not sure, but the price is worth it if it keeps him off the streets and…
Dice Rules is one of the most appalling movies I have ever seen. It could not be more damaging to the career of Andrew Dice Clay if it had been made as a documentary by someone who hated him. The fact…
In my research I discovered that the scientific name for fear of Friday the 13th is paraskavedekatriaphobia. I envision a new franchise: "Paraskavedekatriaphobia: A New Beginning," "Par…
Matthew McConaughey and Kate Hudson star. I neglected to mention that, maybe because I was trying to place them in this review's version of the Witness Protection Program.
My guess is that African Americans will be offended by the movie, and whites will be embarrassed. The movie will bring us all together, I imagine, in paralyzing boredom.
The movie plays as if the life experience of its makers has been limited to watching movies. So do Tarantino's movies, but he's talented, or maybe he saw better movies.
The real Skull and Bones has existed for two centuries, and has counted presidents, tycoons, and CIA founders among its alumni. Membership was an honor—until now. After seeing this movie, members are …
From 2003 to 2010, Platinum Dunes, a studio created by Michael Bay, Brad Fuller, and Andrew Form rebooted some "cult" horror films of the '70s and '80s. Which of them is your favorite? Discu…
This list contains the winners of the domestic box office for each year of George Washington's Birthday 3-Day Weekends (Opening Weekend). Of these films that opened the weekend of George Washington's …
A jump scare is a technique often used in horror films and video games, intended to scare the audience by surprising them with an abrupt change in image or event, usually co-occurring with a loud, fri…
Each of the movie titles in this list (*) could be the answer to the following question: "What Day is it?" Which one is your favorite? Discuss the list here (*) Only movies with at least 20,…
Low budgets films allow investors to reap potentially huge returns on their investment. While budget caps vary throughout the world and time, one authoritative definition sets the top end of the limit…
1973-1988, 15 years during which 15 franchise starters, among them many groundbreaking horror classics, reshaped the genre after its Golden Age in the early 30s. Which of these 15 franchise starters, …
Our current century has seen the distressing, unstoppable rise of the reboot in both film and television. Movie studios made this term popular as a way of distancing themselves from the stigma of crea…
Since 1980, the Golden Rasberry Awards has handed out an award for the Worst Picture of the year. All of these films were nominated for the award, yet all of them now have a user rating of 6.0 or high…
These three film franchises all started within a six year period. They have multiple sequels, prequels, remakes, and reboots. They have also joined together in movies (Freddy vs. Jason) and all have…
If we were to drop all of these horror icons into an arena (gladiator style) and let them go at it, no holds barred - everyone against everyone ... who would be the last one standing?
After voting, …
That's Austin...From this list of films shot partially or completely in Austin, Texas (including the film studios located in the city) which one is your favorite? Discuss here
Some franchises are quite straightforward with a string of direct sequels and sometimes a spin-off or two or a reboot following the original succesful movies. There are cases however, when franchises …
There have been way too many awful and unnecessary remakes of horror movies, but the question is, which one butchered the original the most and should be thrown in an eternal dumpster fire? Discuss th…
Which of these long-running movie franchises do you wish the filmmakers just let die in peace? Note: Each franchise must have at least four entries Discuss the list here
We're in 2019, and so far it's an interesting cinematic year with the last Tarantino darling and the next Scorsese baby... not to mention a few superhero hits. But let's take a step back 13 years ago…
These movies were nominated at the Razzies when they were released. But these movies have now been embraced by critics and the public as classics. Which of these movies was most undeserving of a Razzi…