Poll: Funniest Eddie Murphy Quote

Results of 585 votes:

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   48 Hrs. (1982)

    

   Eddie Murphy (Reggie): Jack... Tell me a story. Nick Nolte (Jack): F##k you! Eddie Murphy (Reggie): Oh, that's one of my favorites.
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   Beverly Hills Cop (1984)

    

   Eddie Murphy (Axel Foley): I never been in no cell that had a phone in it. Can I stay for a while, 'cause I ordered some pizza.
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   Coming to America (1988)

    

   [interrupts the end credits] Eddie Murphy (Saul): Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait, stop right there. Listen. Stop right there a minute. A man goes into a restaurant. You listenin'? A man goes into…
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   Shrek 2 (2004)

    

   Eddie Murphy (Donkey): [to Puss] If we ever need an expert on licking ourselves, we'll give you a call.
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   Shrek (2001)

    

   Eddie Murphy (Donkey): I just know, before this is over, I'm gonna need a whole lot of serious therapy. Look at my eye twitchin'.
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   Trading Places (1983)

    

   [Sitting in a jacuzzi] Eddie Murphy (Billy Ray): [after demonstrating some fake karate moves] That's called the "quart of blood" technique. You do that, a quart of blood will drop out of a m…
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   The Nutty Professor (1996)

    

   Eddie Murphy (Buddy Love): [to Reggie] Ok, fat jokes! You wanna do fat jokes? Eddie Murphy (Buddy Love): Your mother is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
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   Beverly Hills Cop II (1987)

    

   [Axel sees Rosewood with a huge pistol] Eddie Murphy (Axel Foley): Yo, man! What's that for? Judge Reinhold (Billy Rosewood): After the shootout at the club, I figured I needed more firepower. Eddie M…
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   The Golden Child (1986)

    

   Eddie Murphy (Chandler Jarrell): So, I gotta go to Tibet, because I'm the Chosen One. Why can't anybody choose me to go to the Bahamas?
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    Bowfinger (1999)

     

    [Bowfinger is interviewing Jiff for his movie] Steve Martin (Bowfinger): Do you have any experience in motion pictures? Eddie Murphy (Jiff Ramsey): Uh, well, yeah, quite a bit, actually, I have quite …
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    Vampire in Brooklyn (1995)

     

    Kadeem Hardison (Julius Jones): Hey, man, my pops always said the quickest way to a woman's heart - the church. Eddie Murphy (Maximillian): It's actually through the ribcage, but that's a bit messy.
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    Dreamgirls (2006)

     

    Anika Noni Rose (Lorrell Robinson): What Does R&B stand for? Eddie Murphy (James 'Thunder' Early): Rough and Black.
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    Doctor Dolittle (1998)

     

    Albert Brooks (Tiger): [John is about to operate on Jake, the tiger] Have you ever done this operation before? Eddie Murphy (Dr. John Dolittle): Yeah, once in medical school. But it was to a cadaver. …
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    Beverly Hills Cop III (1994)

     

    Jon Tenney (Levine): They got F##kin' machine guns! I thought you said they had no guns! Eddie Murphy (Axel Foley): They must've changed their world view!