Poll: Superman VS. ....

Results of 760 votes:

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   Justin Bieber: Never Say Never (2011)

    

   Superman VS Justin Bieber and his fanatical army of Beliebers!
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   Titanic (1997)

    

   Superman VS the iceberg. All of those lives lost from the sinking of the Titanic. Just because one speeding boat bumps one oversized ice cube.
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   Twilight (2008)

    

   Nope. Not Superman VS sparkly vampires or sexy werewolves but... Superman VS Stephanie Meyer. She should have been stopped before she wrote that teeny bopper series.
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   Ice Age (2002)

    

   Superman VS the asteroid. We could have been living the Flintstone life. Pterodactyl record players. Brontosaurus cranes. Sabre tooth tigers as pets. Stonetcetera!
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   Traffic Jam (1979)

    

   Superman VS car and truck traffic. As Earth's traffic cop, no one will never be able to blame traffic for being late to work again.
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   Seinfeld (1989)

    

   Superman VS the Soup Nazi. Soup for EVERYONE!
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   Reading Rainbow (1983)

    

   Superman VS illiteracy. He'll join forces with Derek Zoolander in building the Derek Zoolander Center For Children Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good.
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   A Dangerous Method (2011)

    

   Superman VS his ID! He'll team up with Doctors Sigmund Freud and Carl Jung in this action pack psychoanalytical therapy session!
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   Jingle All the Way (1996)

    

   Superman VS Black Friday department store sales. No one needs to be needlessly stampeded to death for a $20 Soony BluRay player, a $25 Samshung 10 inch tablet, etc....
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    Tooth Fairy (2010)

     

    Superman VS gingivitis and tooth decay.
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    Seinfeld (1989)

     

    Superman vs Newman! NEWMAN!!
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    Contagion (2011)

     

    Superman VS influenza. Delivering fresh hot chicken (mock chicken for vegans) soup to a lot of people with the flu and bad cases of the common cold. Covering their respective work shifts simultaneou…
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    The Cove (2009)

     

    Superman VS illegal whale and dolphin hunting. From now on, all tuna will be dolphin-safe.
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    Noah (2014)

     

    Superman VS the great deluge. Superman just can simply wetvac up all of the excess rain water and deposit it onto the sands of the Gobi, Sarahara, and Mojave deserts.
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    Food, Inc. (2008)

     

    Superman VS GMO! Genetically modified snack foods!
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    ATM (2012)

     

    Superman VS ATM fees and overdraft fees!
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    The Poseidon Adventure (1972)

     

    Superman VS rogue tidal waves ... and also while we're at it... rampart close quarter viral outbreaks and other disgusting cruise ship misadventures.
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    The Day of the Triffids (1963)

     

    Superman VS carnivorous alien plants. Immigration reform now. These illegal aliens are taking jobs from American carnivorous plants like Audrey Jr. from The Little Shop of Horrors (1960).