Poll: Actors Insulting Actors

Results of 608 votes:

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   Bette Davis

    

   On Joan Crawford: “Joan Crawford — I wouldn’t sit on her toilet!” “I wouldn’t piss on Joan Crawford if she were on fire.” “Joan Crawford — Hollywood’s first case of syphilis.” “She has slept with eve…
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   Harrison Ford

    

   On Shia LaBeouf: “I think he was a fuc*ing idiot.”
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   Walter Matthau

    

   On Barbara Streisand: “I have more talent in my smallest fart than you have in your entire body.”
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   Tony Curtis

    

   On Kissing Marilyn Monroe: "Like Kissing Hitler"
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   Ava Gardner

    

   On Mia Farrow and Frank Sinatra: “I always knew Frank would end up in bed with a boy.”
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   Marlon Brando

    

   On James Dean: “Mr. Dean appears to be wearing my last year’s wardrobe and using my last year’s talent.”
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   Rex Harrison

    

   On Charlton Heston: “Charlton Heston is good at playing arrogance and ambition. But in the same way that a dwarf is good at being short.”
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   Katharine Hepburn

    

   On Sharon Stone: “It’s a new low for actresses when you have to wonder what’s between her ears instead of her legs.”
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   Susan Sarandon

    

   On Mel Gibson: “Mel Gibson is somewhere to the right of Attila the Hun. He’s beautiful, but only on the outside.”
10. 10.
    

    Richard Harris

     

    On Michael Caine: “An over-fat, flatulent, 62-year-old windbag. A master of inconsequence masquerading as a guru, passing off his vast limitations as pious virtues.”
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    Robert Downey Jr.

     

    On Hugh Grant: “A self-important, boring, flash-in-the-pan Brit.”
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    Joan Crawford

     

    On Bette Davis: “Miss Davis was always partial to covering up her face in motion pictures. She called it ‘art.’ Others might call it camouflage — a cover-up for the absence of any real beauty.” “I don…
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    Bill Murray

     

    On Chevy Chase: “Medium talent!”
14. 14.
    

    Graham Chapman

     

    On John Travolta: “How difficult can it be to fly an airplane? I mean, John Travolta learned how.”
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    Richard Burton

     

    On Marlon Brando: “Marlon has yet to learn to speak. He should have been born two generations before and acted in silent films.”
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    John Gielgud

     

    On Ingrid Bergman: “Dear Ingrid — speaks five languages and can’t act in any of them.”
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    Sharon Stone

     

    On Gwyneth Paltrow: “[She’s] very young and lives in rarefied air that’s a little thin. It’s like she’s not getting quite enough oxygen.”
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    Nick Nolte

     

    On Julia Roberts: “It’s not nice to call someone ‘disgusting’. But she’s not a nice person. Everyone knows that.”
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    Barbara Stanwyck

     

    On Marilyn Monroe: “Her body has gone to her head.”
20. 20.
    

    Dean Martin

     

    On James Stewart: “There’s a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does.”
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    Frank Sinatra

     

    On Shelly Winters: “A bowlegged bit*h of a Brooklyn blonde.”
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    Julia Roberts

     

    On Nick Nolte: “A disgusting human being.”
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    Elliott Gould

     

    On Jerry Lewis: “This arrogant, sour, ceremonial, piously chauvinistic egomaniac.”
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    John Wayne

     

    On Clark Gable: “Gable’s an idiot. You know why he’s an actor? It’s the only thing he’s smart enough to do.”
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    Shelley Winters

     

    On Frank Sinatra: “A skinny, no-talent, stupid Hoboken bastard.”
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    W.C. Fields

     

    On Charlie Chaplin: “He’s a goddamned ballet dancer.”