- Title Card: The swish of a skirt would send his heart into a flutter of fear.
- Pullman Porter: Must seem lak home, Mr. Brassfield, you come hyar so much.
- Title Card: He told the Sunday-school children their hearts were God's little gardens and asked if any weeds were there.
- Title Card: It took some nerve to follow in Brassfield's footsteps, but Florian Amidon was proving himself no piker.
- Title Card: Engaged to her. Name: Elizabeth. Kiss her often, but reverently.
- Florian Amidon: I must have been having SOME time, believe me, for I woke up in a depot with a peach of a head!
- Title Card: Some chicken. Name: Daisy. Call her Stawberry.
- Title Card: That night. The shining light of his party got lit up.
- Title Card: Where chickens were concerned, Brassfield was no vegetarian.
- Title Card: Gentlemen who vote early and often.