Too Many Kisses (1925)

Joseph Burke: Joab Simmons

Quotes 

• Mr. Simmons : He's a woman-hater. Haven't you read his book on 'The Uselessness of Women'... . ?

• Mr. Simmons : I told you to find turidium -- not trouble!

• Richard Gaylord Jr. : [Having just arrived - perplexed that all the villagers appear to be lounging around in a state of repose]  What is this - - a sleepwalkers convention?

  Mr. Simmons : No, these Spanish people always take a two-hour nap after lunch. They call it a siesta - - or something like that!