- Phoebe Throssel: To Brown on his return from the Napoleonic Wars, finding Phoebe an old maid, "I have not worn well, have I, Captain Brown?"
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- Title Card: The time ~ late afternoon. The place ~ Green Willow Village, England. The state of mind ~ intensely curious. The reason ~~?
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- Title Card: ~ and They Lived Happily Ever After.