The Matrimonial Bed (1930)

Arthur Edmund Carewe: Dr. Fried (credits), Dr. Beaudine (in film)

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• Leopold Trebel : Now, lady, may I tidy up the back of your neck?

  Juliet Corton : Oh, no, don't, please.

  Leopold Trebel : Oh, but I must!

  Juliet Corton : Ohhhh!

  Dr. Fried (credits) : What is it?

  Juliet Corton : Oh! He touched my lobe.

• Dr. Fried (credits) : Did you pinch her lobe?

  Leopold Trebel : Of course, I did! It's part of my system. You can't very well finish off a lady without first pulling down the lobe!

• Dr. Fried (credits) : Will you kindly show me your chest?

  Leopold Trebel : If you show me yours.

• Dr. Fried (credits) : Here, hold my hand.

  Leopold Trebel : Oh, Doctor.

  Dr. Fried (credits) : Hold my hand!

  Leopold Trebel : Sir, I may be a hairdresser, but I don't hold gentlemen's hands.

• Leopold Trebel : How do I act when I'm the hairdresser?

  Dr. Fried (credits) : Oh, your manner is a little, eh...

  Leopold Trebel : Fresh?

  Dr. Fried (credits) : Fresh? Ah, no, no. Gay, chipper, sort of, dandified.