The Matrimonial Bed (1930)
Frank Fay: Leopold Trebel
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Quotes
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Juliet Corton : Oh! Those fingers! I mean, they - they tickle.
Leopold Trebel : No extra charge.
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Leopold Trebel : Oh, Madame, compared to the picture of your hair, silk is like twine. It almost asked to be played with.
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August Charbonnier : Adolph!
Leopold Trebel : I don't get you, sir?
August Charbonnier : You are not he?
Leopold Trebel : No sir, I am I.
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Juliet Corton : Oh, hurry up, please. I'm very nervous.
Leopold Trebel : Yes, Madame. I always make it a point to be rapid with the ladies. Am I wrong?
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Juliet Corton : Oh, don't touch me like that, please. I...
Leopold Trebel : Oh, I'm sorry, Madame. I only do it as an artist.
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Leopold Trebel : Now, lady, may I tidy up the back of your neck?
Juliet Corton : Oh, no, don't, please.
Leopold Trebel : Oh, but I must!
Juliet Corton : Ohhhh!
Dr. Fried (credits) : What is it?
Juliet Corton : Oh! He touched my lobe.
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Dr. Fried (credits) : Did you pinch her lobe?
Leopold Trebel : Of course, I did! It's part of my system. You can't very well finish off a lady without first pulling down the lobe!
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Gustave Corton : It's all your fault, sir.
Leopold Trebel : My fault? I did nothing.
Gustave Corton : You pinched her lobe!
Leopold Trebel : Oh, you should see what I do to some of my customers.
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Dr. Fried (credits) : Will you kindly show me your chest?
Leopold Trebel : If you show me yours.
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Dr. Fried (credits) : Here, hold my hand.
Leopold Trebel : Oh, Doctor.
Dr. Fried (credits) : Hold my hand!
Leopold Trebel : Sir, I may be a hairdresser, but I don't hold gentlemen's hands.
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Susan Trebel : Is Gustave another one?
Juliet Corton : No. Gustave is Corton.
Corinne : And Madame is Noblet.
Susan Trebel : But Leopold is Trebel.
Leopold Trebel : And Hoover is Mussolini.
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Leopold Trebel : May I ask when we first met?
Susan Trebel : Why, yes. I advertised for a useful man.
Leopold Trebel : Useful? I trust, Madame, I haven't disappointed you.
Susan Trebel : On the contrary.
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Leopold Trebel : How was it we were married?
Susan Trebel : Well, one night, just as we were closing the shop, you suddenly seized me in your arms and kissed me - on the spot.
Leopold Trebel : On the what?
Susan Trebel : On the spot!
Leopold Trebel : Oh, I see. And what did you do?
Susan Trebel : I discharged you.
Leopold Trebel , Susan Trebel : On the spot.
Leopold Trebel : Yes. But, you took me back.
Susan Trebel : Exactly.
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Leopold Trebel : I don't drink or any sort of thing like that?
Susan Trebel : No. You are a teetotaler.
Leopold Trebel : I'm a what?
Susan Trebel : Teetotaler
Leopold Trebel : Oh - that's too bad.
Susan Trebel : You don't drink, Monsieur, because you don't like it.
Leopold Trebel : Says you.
Susan Trebel : What?
Leopold Trebel : I say that's very true. That's true.
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Leopold Trebel : Haven't I any pet name for you?
Susan Trebel : Yes. Tittles.
Leopold Trebel : Tittles. And what do you call me - when you're not angry?
Susan Trebel : Oh, I'm never angry with you Leopold.
Leopold Trebel : But, haven't you a pet name for me?
Susan Trebel : Yes. Tottles.
Leopold Trebel : You're very beautiful.
Susan Trebel : You always say so, Tottles.
Leopold Trebel : And may I say that your form is exquisite - Tittles.
Susan Trebel : You never cease to admire it, Tot.
Leopold Trebel : Don't I, Tit?
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Leopold Trebel : Life's short. Things happen.
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Leopold Trebel : How do I act when I'm the hairdresser?
Dr. Fried (credits) : Oh, your manner is a little, eh...
Leopold Trebel : Fresh?
Dr. Fried (credits) : Fresh? Ah, no, no. Gay, chipper, sort of, dandified.
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Leopold Trebel : Oh, Madame, may I ask that you be one of my steady customers?
Juliet Corton : In deed, I shall be.
Leopold Trebel : Then please, this - this is my card. The address is on the upper part and the telephone number below. Do call and see me some time, won't you?
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Leopold Trebel : Monsieur, do you know sometime I should *love* to shave you.