Son of the Gods (1930)
Frank Albertson: Kicker
Quotes
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Kicker : They're nice girls. They won't stick gum under the seats.
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Kicker : Why don't you come along with us? We've got a extra dame on our hands and the girls are just admiring your new petting wagon.
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Kicker : Children, make way. Gather around one and all. Hear ye! Hear ye! Hear ye! This is to give you notice, that Mr. Sam Lee, the gentleman that owns this chariot, will join us this afternoon in our festivities. So, you dames will not have to ride in my Lizzie.
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Kicker : Wow! Hey, I'm hungry. How about a hot dog?
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Kicker : Hey, what are you talkin' about? Why, you dames look like three plush horses.
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Kicker : We don't think of Sam as a Chinaman. Why, he's a high class gentleman. You've got to go through with this.
Mabel : And have him ask us to dance? I'd die!
Connie : So would I! Are you going to take us home?
Kicker : Say, who do you think you are? Besides, Sam doesn't look Chinese and nobody here knows him.
Mabel : Oh, is that so! Well, Connie knows one of the girls who saw us come in with that *yellow* friend of yours. She told us! Sam Lee - huh! - a chink! Oh, I wouldn't let him touch me.
Spud : Oh, is that so? Well, Alice let him touch her, all right. Everything would have been jake if that yap friend of yours hadn't started a broadcast.
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Kicker : Why, Sam's father is the richest Oriental in New York. Why, he has more stores than Carter has pills. Why, he's the Chinese Marshall Fields. Sam has millions! More millions than you half-wits can think of.
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Kicker : [During a group date when three women discover Sam is oriental, they refuse to go on with their date for a group dinner with Sam and his two male friends. After they inform Sam, and the other two men are waiting to take the women home, Kicker says to Spud] "You know, Spud, I feel like I just stepped on a baby's fingers."