Cracked Nuts (1931)
Robert Woolsey: Zander Ulysses Parkhurst
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Quotes
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Queen Carlotta : Have you never thought seriously of marriage?
Zander U. Parkhurst : Certainly! That's why I'm single.
Queen Carlotta : Ah - love - love is intoxication...
Zander U. Parkhurst : Yeah, and marriage is the hangover!
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Queen Carlotta : Your majesty... next week you will get your face on all coins of the realm!
Zander U. Parkhurst : Never mind gettin' my face on 'em - what I want to do is get my hands on 'em!
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Aunt Minnie Van Varden : Why isn't King Oscar here to greet me?
Zander U. Parkhurst : [mimes shooting dice] Three sevens in a row.
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Wendell Graham : Zup!
Zander U. Parkhurst : Wendell!
Wendell Graham : Well, well!
Zander U. Parkhurst : Well, well, well, well, well, well, well!
Wendell Graham : How've you been?
Zander U. Parkhurst : Well. And you?
Wendell Graham : Well, I uh...
Zander U. Parkhurst : I know, you haven't been well.
[laughs]
Zander U. Parkhurst : Do you remember that day in your backyard when you fell into the...
Wendell Graham : Well?
Zander U. Parkhurst : Yeah.
Wendell Graham : Very well.
Zander U. Parkhurst : Is there any chance of us getting out of this well at all?
[laughs]