God's Gift to Women (1931)

Arthur Edmund Carewe: Dr. Louis Dumont

Quotes 

• Dr. Louis Dumont : If you want to live, you must obey my orders implicitly.

  Toto Duryea : Of course I will, Doctor. I want to follow your orders. You don't think I want my aorta to burst, do you? Give me orders. Give me a lot of orders. Enough to do me a long time.

  Dr. Louis Dumont : First of all, you must avoid all excitement.

  Toto Duryea : Yes sir.

  Dr. Louis Dumont : You must stop drinking entirely.

  Toto Duryea : Not even a glass of wine at dinner?

  Dr. Louis Dumont : Not a drop. But, most important of all, you must give up your career as a great lover.

  Toto Duryea : But, I have given up that career.

  Dr. Louis Dumont : But, you must give up on women entirely.

  Toto Duryea : Oh, there's only one woman in my life, now.

  Dr. Louis Dumont : That's one too many.

  Toto Duryea : What? Why, I couldn't do with less. Did you know that one is next to none at all?

  Dr. Louis Dumont : That's enough to put you in the grave.