Love Business (1931)

Bobby 'Wheezer' Hutchins: Wheezer Cooper

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Quotes 

• Jackie'a mother : How's the soup?

  Miss June Crabtree : Oh, it's delicious! Only I'm affraid it's a little too rich for me.

  Jackie'a mother : Oh, I'm sorry.

  Jackie : Tastes like mothballs.

  [Mom kicks Jackie's shin under the table, causing him to swallow a mothball in the soup] 

  Jackie : I swollered it!

  Mary Ann : Tastes like Pa's dress suits smell.

  [Mom repeats shin kicking business on Mary] 

  Mary Ann : I did too!

  Wheezer : Tastes more like axle grease.

  [Mom pinches Wheezer] 

  Wheezer : Owwwwwww! Quit pinching me!

• [Jackie is obsessed with Miss Crabtree and shares a bed with his brother Wheezer] 

  Wheezer : I couldn't sleep last night!

  Mary Ann : Couldn't sleep? Why?

  Wheezer : Aw, Jack kept a' huggin' an' a' kissin' me! All night he did!

  Mary Ann : He did?

  Wheezer : Yeah, an' he kept moaning: "I love you, I love you, my darling..."

  [Jackie enters the room] 

  Wheezer : HEY, DON'T YOU KISS ME!

• [to his mom] 

  Wheezer : Yeah, Jack hugs and kisses me all night! An' he calls me names!

  Jackie'a mother : What kind of names, dear?

  Wheezer : "Precious," and "Sweetheart"... and "Tootsie-Tootsie!"