Love Business (1931)
Mary Ann Jackson: Mary Ann Cooper
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Quotes
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Jackie'a mother : How's the soup?
Miss June Crabtree : Oh, it's delicious! Only I'm affraid it's a little too rich for me.
Jackie'a mother : Oh, I'm sorry.
Jackie : Tastes like mothballs.
[Mom kicks Jackie's shin under the table, causing him to swallow a mothball in the soup]
Jackie : I swollered it!
Mary Ann : Tastes like Pa's dress suits smell.
[Mom repeats shin kicking business on Mary]
Mary Ann : I did too!
Wheezer : Tastes more like axle grease.
[Mom pinches Wheezer]
Wheezer : Owwwwwww! Quit pinching me!
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[Jackie is obsessed with Miss Crabtree and shares a bed with his brother Wheezer]
Wheezer : I couldn't sleep last night!
Mary Ann : Couldn't sleep? Why?
Wheezer : Aw, Jack kept a' huggin' an' a' kissin' me! All night he did!
Mary Ann : He did?
Wheezer : Yeah, an' he kept moaning: "I love you, I love you, my darling..."
[Jackie enters the room]
Wheezer : HEY, DON'T YOU KISS ME!
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Jackie : Gee, I thought our first teacher Miss McGillicuddy was swell, but Miss Crabtree, boy, she's sweller.
Stymie : [trying anything to get in on the conversation] My Pappy's head's all swelled.
Mary Ann : Well, what made your Pappy's head swell?
Stymie : My Mammy hit him on the head wid' a monkey wrench.
Mary Ann : Did it hurt him?
Stymie : Don't be silly. How could a monkey wrench hurt your head?