- Stuttering Ticket Agent: Where are you going?
- Marie Truffle: New York. I want to go to New York.
- Stuttering Ticket Agent: You'll want to go by Buffalo.
- Marie Truffle: No, I want to go by *train*!
- Polly Rochay: [as Elmer Truffle snores loudly] Well, I don't know how you could marry a man that snores that way.
- Marie Truffle: [laughing] It was too late when I found it out.
- Marie Truffle: [to her daughter Vivian] Aw, come, pull yourself together, darling. Forget all about it. I tell you, there isn't a man in the world worth worrying about. I got to go up now. Your papa's in bed again with his stomach. I'm worried to death about him.
- Elmer Truffle: Hello, Tommy.
- [to Marie]
- Elmer Truffle: Who was at the door?
- Marie Truffle: Lindbergh to take me flying, but I couldn't go.
- Marie Truffle: [at the train station searching franticly under her blouse for her pocketbook] Oh, there she is. It slipped. Oh, my land. Now how am I going to get it? Oh, what am I going to do?
- Old Man with White Beard in Train Line: Can I help ya, lady?
- Marie Truffle: You can *not*! There's no fool like an old fool.
- Vivian Truffle: Well, Tommy isn't smart or sophisticated.
- Marie Truffle: Aw, a woman doesn't want a husband who's too smart. A man that's a little dumb is a lot more restful.
- Marie Truffle: You know, my shape isn't what it used to be. As a matter of fact, I don't think I'm very good for a reducing parlor.
- Polly Rochay: Oh, nonsense! Your shape hasn't anything to do with it at all.
- Marie Truffle: Hasn't it?
- Polly Rochay: Just look at the people who buy hair tonic from bald-headed barbers.
- Marie Truffle: Hah, hmmm. I hadn't thought of that.
- Polly Rochay: I don't want the money. Whaddaya think I am, an Indian giver?
- Marie Truffle: You're a whole reservation.
- Polly Rochay: Is that your husband?
- Marie Truffle: Yeah, what's wrong with him?
- Polly Rochay: Nothing. Only he has such a peculiar expression on his face.
- Marie Truffle: Where'd you expect him to have it?
- Stuttering Ticket Agent: Where are you going?
- Marie Truffle: I'm going to visit my sister.
- Stuttering Ticket Agent: Well, where does she live?
- Marie Truffle: On Riverside Drive.
- Stuttering Ticket Agent: Madame, would you be kind enough to tell me what city you wanna go to?
- Marie Truffle: Oh, huh, huh, the city. Why isn't that silly of me? Yeah, I wanna go to New York.
- Stuttering Ticket Agent: You wanna go by Buffalo.
- Marie Truffle: No, I don't wanna go by Buffalo. I wanna go by train.
- Polly Rochay: Oh, I've been so terribly dumb.
- Marie Truffle: Well, I don't know what you're talking about, but I agree with you.
- Marie Truffle: Oh, baby, listen. I don't want you to miss out on the biggest thing in life - real love. Romance!