Union Depot (1932)

Spencer Charters: Police Officer Bert Brady

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• Scrap Iron Scratch : Say, Chief, does that pass go for me too?

  Kendall : Sure. But, I ought to throw you in the hoosegow on general principals.

  Scrap Iron Scratch : General who? I never heard of him.

  Police Officer Bert Brady : It's going to be cold winter, hobo. Maybe you'll wish you were back at that hoosegow!

  Scrap Iron Scratch : Say, I can always get in if I change my mind. Where I'm going, there ain't no winter. No snow. No ice. Nothing but palm trees and pineapples and beautiful gals singing love songs.

• Detective : I did an examination for the Secret Service once. They've got a cinch with nothing to do but bumming around with the Government paying all their expenses. Riding around on soft, pullman cushions. Yeah, that's the kind of a job we ought to have.

  Police Officer Bert Brady : What do you mean we? I'm satisfied here.

  Detective : I don't mean you. I mean me and my fanny.

  Police Officer Bert Brady : Oh, I didn't know you was married.