Friday the Thirteenth (1933)

Cyril Smith: Fred the Driver

Quotes 

• Alf the Conductor : As a matter of fact I'm now in the middle of a work on the occult.

  Fred the Driver : That's funny - I 'ad a brother who was an oculist.

  Alf the Conductor : The occult is the study of the supernatural!

  Fred the Driver : You always was superstitious...

  Alf the Conductor : And rightfully so. My mother and father first met on the Friday the 13th on some sand dunes.

  Fred the Driver : Oh - did they blame it on the date or the dunes?

  Alf the Conductor : What do you mean blame? The day I was born a cross-eyed man came to the front door.

  Fred the Driver : That accounts for a lot of things, that does.