International House (1933)
W.C. Fields: Professor Henry R. Quail
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Quotes
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Professor Quail : Hey! Where am I?
Woman : Wu-Hu.
Professor Quail : Woo-Hoo to you sweetheart. Hey Charlie, where am I?
Hotel Manager : WU-HU!
[Professor Quail removes the flower from his lapel]
Professor Quail : Don't let the posey fool you!
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Peggy : Won't you join me in a glass of wine?
Professor Quail : You get in first, and if there's room enough I'll join you.
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[Peggy finds a litter of assorted kittens on her seat]
Peggy : I wonder what their parents were.
Professor Quail : Careless, my little dove cake, careless.
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Hotel Manager : I'm the manager of this hotel.
Professor Quail : I wouldn't brag about it if I were you.
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[Professor Quail enters during Rudy Vallee's song]
Professor Quail : How long's this dogfight been going on?
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Peggy : I'm sitting on something!
Professor Quail : I lost mine in the stock market.
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Professor Quail : [looking through key hole] What won't they think of next?