Plane Nuts (1933)

Ted Healy: Ted Healy

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Quotes 

• Ted Healy : Hey, you in the center with that spittoon haircut. What's your name?

  Moe : George Washington.

  Ted Healy : Oh, you picked out a good name. Are you the fellow that chopped down the cherry tree?

  Moe : Nah, I ain't worked in a year and a half.

• Moe : Now, in this next scene I play the part of a count.

  Ted Healy : Yeah?

  Moe : I drive up to my castle on horseback.

  Ted Healy : Yeah?

  Moe : Up to my castle, up in my bedroom, and there's two ladies in muh bed.

  Ted Healy : Yeah?

  Moe : Whattaya think happens?

  Ted Healy : I don't know. What happens?

  Moe : I say one of you broads gotta get outta here.

• [repeated lines] 

  Ted Healy : [singing]  Noontime means luncheon for someone / Nighttime means sleep for the same / Daytime means brightness for someone / But to me they all mean the rain.

• Larry : [he stomps his foot, his shoe flies into the audience, and he makes a move to go for the shoe]  Oh!

  Ted Healy : Let it alone. Let it alone. It'll come up by itself.

  [the shoe flies back on stage, tossed by an unseen audience member] 

• Curly : Hello, Moe.

  Moe : Hello, Curly.

  Ted Healy : Wait a second. Wait a minute. What's his name?

  Moe : Curly.

  Ted Healy : That's Curly. I thought you said Girlie. I wasn't sure.

• Curly : Right here's where we go into a snappy gag.

  Ted Healy : Well, go in to something.