- Dot Clark: I'm your mother, Junior.
- Eddie Wilson Jr.: You are my mother?
- Dot Clark: That's right.
- Eddie Wilson Jr.: How old are you, Mommy?
- Dot Clark: 19.
- Eddie Wilson Jr.: 19?
- Dot Clark: That's right.
- Eddie Wilson Jr.: I'm 25 and you're 19. Maybe I'm YOUR mother.
- Eddie Wilson Jr.: I wonder what the doctor said to your father when you were born.
- Princess Fanya: Why bring that up?
- Eddie Wilson Jr.: That's just what I thought.
- Princess Fanya: Do something! Do something!
- Eddie Wilson Jr.: Look out, lady, he'll bite you!
- Princess Fanya: If he bites me, I'll bite him back!
- Eddie Wilson Jr.: He wants the frankfurter!
- Princess Fanya: Let him buy his own frankfurter!