Three Little Pigskins (1934)

Curly Howard: Curley

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Quotes 

• Molly Gray : I bet you're the best football player.

  Curley : I can't play football!

  Molly Gray : Oh, you heroes are all so modest.

  [Curley blushes] 

  Molly Gray : What I really meant was, what's included in your curriculum?

  [Curley looks confused] 

  Molly Gray : I mean, what do you study?

  Curley : Oh... music, songwriting, whatnots.

  Molly Gray : Songwriting?

  Curley : Yeah. You ever hear of "snow, snow, beautiful snow"?

  Molly Gray : Why, yes! Did you write that?

  Curley : No, I shoveled it!

• Moe : [Curley shows up after Moe and Larry have waited five hours]  Where ya been?

  Curley : You told me to go to the red light, didn't you?

  Moe : And?

  Curley : Well, that red light was a bus going to Boston.

• Lulu Banks : Girls! I got em, I got em!

  Molly Gray : What, the dinner?

  Lulu Banks : No, no, the three horsemen... Come in guys, and meet the girls!

  Larry : [to Daisy]  Honey, will you marry me?

  Moe : [to Lulu]  Oh toots, I'm telling you you've more than won me!

  Curley : Low man again.

  [sees Molly] 

  Curley : Woo, woo, woo!

• Joe Stacks : Do you guys want to play football for me?

  [takes out wad of money] 

  Joe Stacks : [Moe and Larry nod. Curley shakes his head no] 

  Curley : We can't play football.

  Joe Stacks : Oh, I get it... You're afraid of losing your amateur status, right?

  [the Three Stooges look behind them] 

  Joe Stacks : That's all right, I'll protect you guys.

  Joe Stacks : [waves money at them]  Listen... no one will ever see you play... no one will ever hear to play... we'll play behind closed doors. Well, what do you say?

  [They all go to take the money] 

  Moe : Spread out!

  [takes money]