- Molly Gray: I bet you're the best football player.
- Curley: I can't play football!
- Molly Gray: Oh, you heroes are all so modest.
- [Curley blushes]
- Molly Gray: What I really meant was, what's included in your curriculum?
- [Curley looks confused]
- Molly Gray: I mean, what do you study?
- Curley: Oh... music, songwriting, whatnots.
- Molly Gray: Songwriting?
- Curley: Yeah. You ever hear of "snow, snow, beautiful snow"?
- Molly Gray: Why, yes! Did you write that?
- Curley: No, I shoveled it!
- Lulu Banks: Girls! I got em, I got em!
- Molly Gray: What, the dinner?
- Lulu Banks: No, no, the three horsemen... Come in guys, and meet the girls!
- Larry: [to Daisy] Honey, will you marry me?
- Moe: [to Lulu] Oh toots, I'm telling you you've more than won me!
- Curley: Low man again.
- [sees Molly]
- Curley: Woo, woo, woo!
- Joe Stacks: Do you guys want to play football for me?
- [takes out wad of money]
- Joe Stacks: [Moe and Larry nod. Curley shakes his head no]
- Curley: We can't play football.
- Joe Stacks: Oh, I get it... You're afraid of losing your amateur status, right?
- [the Three Stooges look behind them]
- Joe Stacks: That's all right, I'll protect you guys.
- Joe Stacks: [waves money at them] Listen... no one will ever see you play... no one will ever hear to play... we'll play behind closed doors. Well, what do you say?
- [They all go to take the money]
- Moe: Spread out!
- [takes money]
- Daisy Simms: Don't you know there are ladies present?
- [the ladies then get sprayed by the Stooges with seltzer water]
- Daisy Simms: What are you studying at college?
- Larry: Pig Latin.
- Larry: Atwhay areyay ouyay ooingday oonighttay?
- ["What are you doing tonight?", in Pig Latin]
- Larry: You wouldn't know a thing about that, would you?
- Daisy Simms: Oh, onay.
- ["No", in Pig Latin]