- Doris Worthington: I suppose that you're taking me to a fate worse than death?
- Stephen Jones: How do you now it's worse than death? Have you ever died?
- Gracie Martin: [seeing Doris Worthington in a pit] We just caught Tarzan's mate!
- George Martin: Tarzan is a character in a book.
- Gracie Martin: Well, maybe he got out!
- George Martin: [watching through binoculars] Gracie, my gun! A bird!
- Gracie Martin: What?
- George Martin: A bird! A bird!
- Gracie Martin: O, my goodness. Here.
- [hands him a live duck]
- George Martin: Not a duck. My gun! How can you shoot with a duck?
- Gracie Martin: Well, my father used to shoot ducks. But maybe that duck wasn't loaded, eh?
- George Martin: The duck wasn't loaded but I'd like to bet that your father was.
- Gracie Martin: Well, if he wasn't then why did the duck shoot my father because I always thought...
- George Martin: Quiet! Quiet! Well, I missed him. He's gone and that was a stratospheric duck and very rare.
- Gracie Martin: Well, I am just as glad that you missed him because I don't like rare ducks. I like my ducks well-done.
- Gracie Martin: Now, take my uncle.
- George Martin: *You* take your uncle.
- Gracie Martin: They did.
- Gracie Martin: My uncle is a hunter.
- George Martin: I'd rather not hear about it.
- Gracie Martin: My uncle always goes out duck hunting. Now, Monday he takes four dogs, and Tuesday he takes three dogs, and Wednesday...
- George Martin: Gracie! Gracie, why does he take four dogs Monday and three dogs Tuesday?
- Gracie Martin: Well, because the other dog won't follow him on Tuesday.
- George Martin: Why?
- Gracie Martin: Because he shot him on Monday.
- George Martin: Nice work. He aims at little innocent birds and shoots dogs.
- Gracie Martin: Yeah, all except one dog. His favorite dog. His name is Scram.
- George Martin: Your uncle's name is Scram?
- Gracie Martin: Oh stop, no, the *dog's* name is Scram. You see, that saves my uncle a lot of money calling him Scram.
- George Martin: Because the dog's name is Scram that saves your uncle a lot of money?
- Gracie Martin: For sure. You see, when he calls the dog to feed, he hollers "Scram, Scram" and the dog runs away.
- Doris Worthington: Oh! My lingerie!
- [as the wind blows her panties away]
- Hubert: It's a blessing you're not in them.
- Prince Michael: Uh, Doris, I'm not sure the sailor and the bear should be allowed to parade this deck.
- Hubert: Why not, when you think of the other things that parade this deck.
- Edith: We'll probably starve.
- Prince Michael: Oh, we'll look after you.
- Prince Alexander: Just leave everything to us.
- Edith: Now *I know* we'll starve.
- Stephen Jones: See, a little work won't hurt you... for once.
- Hubert: Oh, I don't mind work now and then. But I don't want it to become a habit.
- Doris Worthington: Sailor, look at the moon. Now look at me. Now tell me what you're thinking about.
- Stephen Jones: Uh, uh, uh, this diagram. I...
- Doris Worthington: Sailors aren't what they used to be. No sir. Gimme the good old sailors.