- Pat: I'm already rehearsing in a play.
- Douglas Tyler: What kind of a play?
- Pat: A musical, called, "Hooray for Love", if you must know.
- Douglas Tyler: Oh, "Hooray for Love". Good show?
- Douglas Tyler: One has to start somewhere and there doesn't seem to be any room for me at the bottom; so, I'll start at the top.
- Commodore Jason Thatcher: Have you seen an attractive young man that just changed his pants?
- Pat: His pants?
- Commodore Jason Thatcher: Yes. I had him right in the palm of my hand and lost him.
- Douglas Tyler: If this hadn't happened, I'd never discovered what a sap I am, would I?
- Pat: Oh, yes you would. I would have told you.
- Commodore Jason Thatcher: What's the trouble? What's up?
- Chowsky: I am going to drown myself in a sea of wodka?
- Commodore Jason Thatcher: Pleasant death.
- Fats Waller: [singing] I'm the salt in the ocean, I'm that sun up in the sky, I'm a Franklin D. Roosevelt, I've a million dollars, As long as I retain, That snap in the fingers, And the rhythm in the walk, Doin' okay, I'm livin' in a great big way...
- Magenta P. 'The Countess' Schultz: While we're waiting, couldn't we go someplace and - snuggle?
- Commodore Jason Thatcher: Snuggle? Yes, I believe it is customary.
- Bill Robinson: [singing] I got a handful of nuthin'
- Fats Waller: What?
- Bill Robinson: But, I peep at it like a hawk
- Fats Waller: Peep at nuthin'?
- Bill Robinson: I'm doin' okay, Livin' in a great big way...
- Judge Peterby: [referring to Chowsky] Sweetheart, is he annoying you?
- Trixie Chummy: Well, no. No one beneath me could hurt me, and, no one above me would hurt me.
- Judge Peterby: What a beautiful sentiment!
- [kisses her hand]