Little Big Shot (1935)
Edward Everett Horton: Mortimer
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Quotes
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Mortimer : We have everything now but a rubber plant.
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Mortimer : Look at Europe. The unrest. The chaotic state of politics.
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Mortimer : Now, to proceed to the demonstration: e pluribus unum, corpus delicti, spitana, poof!
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Onderdonk : What's the bet?
Mortimer : I place the key our room right on this counter in full view. Over it, I put my imported alpine bonnet. Now, by the add of a few magic Abyssinian words, known only to myself and a few of the better Abyssinians, I can lift the key under the hat without touching that hat in any way, whatsoever.
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Nick - Wine Waiter : If you think I'm going to get soft-hearted about a couple of guys that use a child to hold down their dinner checks, you're crazy.
Mortimer : Look here, look here, look here. You've got us all wrong.
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Mortimer : Would you mind repeating that order.
Soda Fountain Customer : A double caramel, strawberry, marshmallow, chocolate, oriental sundae with fresh fruit and pecans. Parfait.
Mortimer : Parfait?
Soda Fountain Customer : Parfait.
Mortimer : Oh, parfait. I couldn't interest you in a plain vanilla soda?
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Ralph Lewis - the Rajah : Hey, you know, Steve, you know, there' must be somethin' radically wrong with my crystal. You know, I shoulda prophesied all this.
Steve : Well, even we didn't know anything about the reward for the kidnappers. All of the sudden the newspapers dropped a bunch of dough right in our laps.
Mortimer : And then we got married.
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Mortimer : Au revoir. Time files only to return.