- A. Mouser: Where are those three loafers?
- Mouser's secretary: They're in there, talking politics.
- A. Mouser: Politics?
- Mouser's secretary: Yeah, I just heard one of them say, "Let's have a New Deal."
- Gawkins - the Butler: ...and above all, don't be conspicuous!
- Moe: Hey, if that conspicerous means what I think it does, I may have to punch you right in the nose.
- Curley: Pipe down, it's derived from the Latin, no canna speaka da Ingalish.
- Moe: [hitting on a waitress at a fancy party] You know, all my life I've dreamed of loving a girl like you.
- [Moe closes his eyes, and the waitress takes the opportunity to leave]
- Moe: And I never believed in love at first sight until this very minute. Kiss me. Aw, kiss me.
- [Curley leans in and kisses Moe]
- Curley: Anything else, sir?
- Moe: [opening his eyes and seeing Curley] I'm poisoned!