How to Behave (1936)
Robert Benchley: Mr. Benchley
Quotes
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Alfred's Wife - Party Hostess : Alfred, tell us about the time you and Joe were on the roller coaster at Coney Island.
Mr. Benchley : Oh, that's too long a story.
Alfred's Wife - Party Hostess : Oh, no it isn't. Go ahead and tell it.
Mr. Benchley : Oh, but it has no point.
Party Guest : But, I've never heard it.
Alfred's Wife - Party Hostess : Alfred, stop acting like a school girl. Really, its a very funny story!