Dizzy Doctors (1937)

Bud Jamison: Policeman

Quotes 

• Policeman : [Larry is standing next to a fence with one leg hidden to look crippled]  Oh I'm sorry buddy. I didn't notice the leg was gone.

  Larry : Huh? Oh yeah, gone but not forgotten.

  Policeman : War, eh?

  Larry : No, banana peel.

• Larry : Could I sell you a bottle of this Brighto? I just found out it cleans Panama hats and furniture. Also, if you have a knickknack with a nick in it, we'll knock the nick out of the knickknack with Brighto.

  [with his leg sticking through a hole in a fence, unbeknownst to him, a dog grabs him by the pant leg] 

  Larry : Dr. Bright said...

  Policeman : [seeing him thump against the fence]  What's the matter?

  Larry : I think I got somethin'. Or something's got me.