Don't Tell the Wife (1937)

William Demarest: Larry 'Horace' Tucker

Quotes 

• Maj. Manning : Those gentlemen are the new salesmen.

  Steven A. 'Steve' Dorsey : Fine mess of humanity.

  Larry 'Horace' Tucker : The boys will just work in the back on the telephones.

  Steven A. 'Steve' Dorsey : Good thing they haven't perfected television.

• Larry 'Horace' Tucker : The chump never lived that could keep a snood out of the stock market while his panties were being weighed down with a big bank roll.

• Maj. Manning : Once the stock market virus gets in your veins, it's impossible to rid yourself of it. I have tried retirement several times; but, always the urge to return has overpowered me. My castle in Scotland held me only a few months. My ranch in Wyoming even less. I thought that my estate in Tarrytown would do it. But, it was the same story.

  Malcom J. 'Dinky' Winthrop : My, my.

  Larry 'Horace' Tucker : The Major has a little place up the river that held him a little longer.

  Malcom J. 'Dinky' Winthrop : Well, I guess I won't have any such trouble. I've got just a small room up in Yonkers and it's always kind of a relief getting out of it.